Somehow she sneaked through a crack in the door or something and she's out in my living room right now trying to teach my kids Spanish. It's a sneaky way to try to take over a country! Pretty soon there will be a new kids group called the "Dora Youth". ...
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We rode through the desert in the back of a truck yeah, we did it! We did it! we did it - hooray!!
Swam the rio grande in the middle of the night, yeah we did it! We did it! We did it - Hooray!!
We don't speak any English, but...
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Boots: Boots, the cute monkey was unusually oversized shoes. Hmm, do these mysteriously oversized boots have anything to do with this scandle? Most certainly... I'm sure you can figure out the rest...
Everybody let's go... to America. =[
Dora is an illegal immigrant, for sure. The spanglish gives it away, as well as the backpack (that someone had mentioned).
The group name and picture made me chuckle.
Our poor children. Is this the type of person we REALLY want to expose our delicate children to?? Imagine what Dora's teaching them all, her own secret army!! Act now, and save your children from Dora.
While I don't think this is true, I saw the picture and knew I had to join, this is just too hilariously funny. I wouldn't hold it to her to be an immigrant, though I'm pretty sure she lives in Mexico. Ha, I'm still laughing...and she's even got the talking backpack with...
Yeah, Swiper is totally a police patrol guy guarding the border, making sure that Dora doesn't sneak any illegal objects/people (including herself) into the States.
Even her name gives it away (she EXPLORES other countries without a passport).
I think the X did it when he floated here from Cuba. He brought Dora and then her cousin Diego followed. Pretty soon the whole family will be here all in the same house... and don't call me names on this... my mother is Cuban and my family immigrated here as well as the X so I...
AT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the purpose of this group is to actually have the freedom of thought, laughter and maybe a little bit of Modern Philosophy. Than sign me up, anyone who can not see the humor in something but would rather put all their effort into looking for...
I was in New Mexico a few years back and I totally saw her use Boots as a distraction and dodge the guards.
Her backpack spilled at one point - it's not weed in there - it's pure, uncut cocaine. Ever wonder where she gets her energy?
::sigh:: and now...
I'm sorry but this group just gave me the most genuine smile I've had in quite some time!
My baby sister loves Dora, so we've been watching it all day. I'm about to go insane, but I can see my sister is learning, so it's good I guess.