I Bet Dora the Explorer Is An Illegal Immigrant

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    I laughed so hard when I saw this experience group that I just had to join! Sorry if I'm insensitive.
    FilmandVideoGuy FilmandVideoGuy
    36-40, M
    2 Responses May 14, 2008

    Immigration Patrol Officers

    Yeah, Swiper is totally a police patrol guy guarding the border, making sure that Dora doesn't sneak any illegal objects/people (including herself) into the States. Even her name gives it away (she EXPLORES other countries without a passport).
    beastispassword beastispassword
    Jul 26, 2009

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    Yesery12 Yesery12
    Feb 19, 2013

    Oh Lord! She's Back!

    And picking juicy ones at that! 
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    Nov 6, 2007

    I Can Hear Her In My Living Room Now

    Somehow she sneaked through a crack in the door or something and she's out in my living room right now trying to teach my kids Spanish.  It's a sneaky way to try to take over a country!  Pretty soon there will be a new kids group called the "Dora Youth". ...
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Nov 6, 2007

    This Is Hilarious.

    I'm sorry but this group just gave me the most genuine smile I've had in quite some time! My baby sister loves Dora, so we've been watching it all day.  I'm about to go insane, but I can see my sister is learning, so it's good I guess.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace
    18-21, F
    Dec 22, 2009

    Where Are We Going?

    Come on, vamonos. Everybody let's go. Come on, let's get to it. I know that we can do it. Where are we going? America! Where are we going? America!   Come on guys, she totally is. no friggen joke.
    asdflkjghlove asdflkjghlove
    18-21, F
    Mar 18, 2008

    Boots, Tico, Swiper, More Dirt On Dora and Even Grandma

     Okay, I'll try to make it as brief as possible   Boots:  Boots, the cute monkey was unusually oversized shoes.  Hmm, do these mysteriously oversized boots have anything to do with this scandle?  Most certainly... I'm sure you can figure out the rest...
    1Doc 1Doc
    1 Response May 27, 2009

    Where We Going?

    EL PASO! Where are we going? EL PASO! We rode through the desert in the back of a truck yeah, we did it! We did it! we did it - hooray!!   Swam the rio grande in the middle of the night, yeah we did it! We did it! We did it - Hooray!! We don't speak any English, but...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow
    31-35, F
    1 Response Mar 22, 2008

    Had To.

    I could not resist becoming a part of this group. The picture itself made me laugh!
    allyKat allyKat
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Nov 6, 2007

    Dora The Explorer

    I think Dora is an illegal immigrant in many countries, and her passport is completely expired. She needs to be deported to whatever country or dimensional portal from which she came.
    qbranchxvi qbranchxvi
    31-35, M
    May 23, 2012

    You Guys, Seriously

    I was in New Mexico a few years back and I totally saw her use Boots as a distraction and dodge the guards.   Her backpack spilled at one point - it's not weed in there - it's pure, uncut cocaine.  Ever wonder where she gets her energy?   ::sigh:: and now...
    NieEinEngel NieEinEngel
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2007

    C'mon, Vamanos!

    Everybody let's go... to America. =[ Dora is an illegal immigrant, for sure. The spanglish gives it away, as well as the backpack (that someone had mentioned). The group name and picture made me chuckle.
    autosuggestion autosuggestion
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 19, 2008

    Makes Sense

    Like seriously.... Why is she telling her cousin "Go Diego! Go!"   That explains it all.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jul 15, 2008


    I bet she is hahahaha I just had to join this group coz it made me laugh so much!
    NiRiada NiRiada
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Mar 18, 2008

    I Poke Fun

    AT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the purpose of this group is to actually have the freedom of thought, laughter and maybe a little bit of Modern Philosophy. Than sign me up, anyone who can not see the humor in something but would rather put all their effort into looking for...
    MoriartyWolf MoriartyWolf
    31-35, M
    Oct 10, 2011

    He Did It

    I think the X did it when he floated here from Cuba. He brought Dora and then her cousin Diego followed. Pretty soon the whole family will be here all in the same house... and don't call me names on this... my mother is Cuban and my family immigrated here as well as the X so I...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 6, 2007

    Think of the Chaos

    Our poor children. Is this the type of person we REALLY want to expose our delicate children to?? Imagine what Dora's teaching them all, her own secret army!! Act now, and save your children from Dora.
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2007


    While I don't think this is true, I saw the picture and knew I had to join, this is just too hilariously funny. I wouldn't hold it to her to be an immigrant, though I'm pretty sure she lives in Mexico. Ha, I'm still laughing...and she's even got the talking backpack with...
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 22, 2008
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