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I Bet Dora the Explorer Is An Illegal Immigrant

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    I Poke Fun

    AT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If the purpose of this group is to actually have the freedom of thought, laughter and maybe a little bit of Modern Philosophy. Than sign me up, anyone who can not see the humor in something but would rather put all their effort into looking for...
    MoriartyWolf MoriartyWolf 31-35, M Oct 10, 2011

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    D-D-D-D-D-Dora!!!

    I bet she is hahahaha I just had to join this group coz it made me laugh so much!
    NiRiada NiRiada 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 18, 2008

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    Dora The Explorer

    I think Dora is an illegal immigrant in many countries, and her passport is completely expired. She needs to be deported to whatever country or dimensional portal from which she came.
    qbranchxvi qbranchxvi 31-35, M 1 Response May 23, 2012

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    Makes Sense

    Like seriously.... Why is she telling her cousin "Go Diego! Go!"   That explains it all.
    stripesANDsunshine stripesANDsunshine 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 15, 2008

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    ROTFLMAO!

    I laughed so hard when I saw this experience group that I just had to join! Sorry if I'm insensitive.
    FilmandVideoGuy FilmandVideoGuy 36-40, M 2 Responses May 14, 2008

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    You Guys, Seriously

    I was in New Mexico a few years back and I totally saw her use Boots as a distraction and dodge the guards.   Her backpack spilled at one point - it's not weed in there - it's pure, uncut cocaine.  Ever wonder where she gets her energy?   ::sigh:: and now...
    NieEinEngel NieEinEngel 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Where We Going?

    EL PASO! Where are we going? EL PASO! We rode through the desert in the back of a truck yeah, we did it! We did it! we did it - hooray!!   Swam the rio grande in the middle of the night, yeah we did it! We did it! We did it - Hooray!! We don't speak any English, but...
    onceandfutureglow onceandfutureglow 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 22, 2008

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    C'mon, Vamanos!

    Everybody let's go... to America. =[ Dora is an illegal immigrant, for sure. The spanglish gives it away, as well as the backpack (that someone had mentioned). The group name and picture made me chuckle.
    autosuggestion autosuggestion 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 19, 2008

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    He Did It

    I think the X did it when he floated here from Cuba. He brought Dora and then her cousin Diego followed. Pretty soon the whole family will be here all in the same house... and don't call me names on this... my mother is Cuban and my family immigrated here as well as the X so I...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Think of the Chaos

    Our poor children. Is this the type of person we REALLY want to expose our delicate children to?? Imagine what Dora's teaching them all, her own secret army!! Act now, and save your children from Dora.
    Luangi Luangi 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2007

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    Boots, Tico, Swiper, More Dirt On Dora and Even Grandma

     Okay, I'll try to make it as brief as possible   Boots:  Boots, the cute monkey was unusually oversized shoes.  Hmm, do these mysteriously oversized boots have anything to do with this scandle?  Most certainly... I'm sure you can figure out the rest...
    1Doc 1Doc 13-15 1 Response May 27, 2009

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    This Is Hilarious.

    I'm sorry but this group just gave me the most genuine smile I've had in quite some time! My baby sister loves Dora, so we've been watching it all day.  I'm about to go insane, but I can see my sister is learning, so it's good I guess.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F Dec 22, 2009

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    Oh Lord! She's Back!

    And picking juicy ones at that! 
    mj915 mj915 31-35, F Nov 6, 2007

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    Hilarious!!!!!!

    While I don't think this is true, I saw the picture and knew I had to join, this is just too hilariously funny. I wouldn't hold it to her to be an immigrant, though I'm pretty sure she lives in Mexico. Ha, I'm still laughing...and she's even got the talking backpack with...
    Yellowrhapsody Yellowrhapsody 16-17, F 2 Responses Mar 22, 2008

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    Immigration Patrol Officers

    Yeah, Swiper is totally a police patrol guy guarding the border, making sure that Dora doesn't sneak any illegal objects/people (including herself) into the States. Even her name gives it away (she EXPLORES other countries without a passport).
    beastispassword beastispassword 13-15 Jul 26, 2009

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    Had To.

    I could not resist becoming a part of this group. The picture itself made me laugh!
    allyKat allyKat 26-30, F 10 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Yesery12 Yesery12 46-50 Feb 19, 2013

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    I Can Hear Her In My Living Room Now

    Somehow she sneaked through a crack in the door or something and she's out in my living room right now trying to teach my kids Spanish.  It's a sneaky way to try to take over a country!  Pretty soon there will be a new kids group called the "Dora Youth". ...
    mj915 mj915 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 6, 2007

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    Where Are We Going?

    Come on, vamonos. Everybody let's go. Come on, let's get to it. I know that we can do it. Where are we going? America! Where are we going? America!   Come on guys, she totally is. no friggen joke.
    asdflkjghlove asdflkjghlove 16-17, F Mar 18, 2008

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