I Bet This Will Make You Smile

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    friendlycat friendlycat
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 26, 2011

    Be Sure To Clap

    Where the wise man might be asked to define life's existence the artist merely paints life in wild bold strokes an actor's performance in theater or play  builds upon dreams where a kiss might lead love yet function of wisdom art, roll play or love only finds supreme blessing in...
    gr8jesus gr8jesus
    51-55, M
    Mar 18, 2011

    Love Making People Smile

    I feel like at times that its my job to make people smile. It could be that I know how to do that. Its so much fun making people smile. That I might get carried away at times. I just know how to goof off. That I have been able to do in my life. Even when I miss spell words. I can...
    acjf acjf
    22-25, F
    Mar 2, 2011

    Make You Smile

     or dance.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    My Dog Named S E X

    Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    6 Responses May 4, 2011

    The Moral Of The Story Is..

    Horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse fell into a mud hole, and started sinking. He called to the chicken for help. The chicken knew it wasn't strong enough to pull out the horse by herself, so the chicken runs to the farm to get the farmer. But the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 4, 2011

    Romance And Passion

    Sunsets across one's heart as does amaze, To hold you close in arms our lips impart.Within such warm rushes left in a daze,As does amaze sunsets across one's heart.To the depths of your soul a compass rose,Guiding us both through the night on a stroll.Sequestered by love it was...
    gr8jesus gr8jesus
    51-55, M
    Mar 18, 2011
    friendlycat friendlycat
    26-30, F
    Feb 26, 2011

    Whenever I fill out an application,

    in the part that says "If an emergency, notify? " I put "DOCTOR " What's my mother going to do?
    simplyme6791 simplyme6791
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 29, 2015

    All I Want Is You.

    I can still feel your breath, when you used to hold me tight Baby, you're the only one who's ever treated me right I have no idea what I should say or do All I want is you. They say there is plenty of fishes in the sea But none of those fishes, no, none are right for me And all I...
    gr8jesus gr8jesus
    51-55, M
    Mar 18, 2011

    I Love You :d

    yesh i do, and  yesh its true :)
    LoveISHateHateISLove LoveISHateHateISLove
    13-15, F
    Mar 7, 2011

    It's Only Tuesday!!

    I wore my pants inside out to work and didn't realize for over 3 hours! I work for an eye surgeon and actually had a patient point it out to me. Maybe I need to get my eyes checked!!
    Desjosskai Desjosskai
    26-30, F
    Apr 19, 2011
    jazzME jazzME
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    I Pinched A Loaf, Here Is A Picture Of It

    What did you think I meant, ya weirdo! Rolling...On...The...Floor...Laughing...My...***...Off!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    The Reincarnation Of Calvin And Manu

    The year had been good for Calvin and his island bride, Manu. His influence had sped the completion of the Ketch sail boat. Built along the waters edge in the sand, it promised to be strong and fast. Calvin had been raised in these South Pacific waters. Early as a cabin boy, had...
    Yellowglen Yellowglen
    66-70, M
    Jan 10, 2012

    Surprise Kitty

    Sooo cute!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Feb 26, 2011

    My Early Morning Adventure

    Since the minis were with their father this weekend, I was excited to have some time to myself... For the first 20 hours or so. Then became bored to point of almost cleaning baseboards. I called it a night Saturday around 7 and by 4am Sunday morning I was wide awake. Knowing...
    Desjosskai Desjosskai
    26-30, F
    May 2, 2011
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