There I was, at the food court in the mall, eating my pizza. Then, I somehow manage to bite my tongue so hard I almost tear up. It was bad. No blood or anything, but SUUUUUPER painful. Hurt for about 3 days. I felt kinda retarded afterwards though, lol.
Drinking from sipper lid on water bottle and closed it with my mouth... accidentally got tongue caught and its now bleeding in two places either side of the tip!
should have drunk beer instead its safer!