Chuck Norris is too cool to get hot, and too hot to get cool.
What the heff are we all doing? I dunno. What am I made of? I dunno. How do I breathe and walk and see stuff? I dunno. You dunno. We dunno. Lets chill the f out and do some cool sh...
Talked to a couple of them on here for the 1st time cool down to earth people.Wouldn't mind talking to more people like that 😊
For years, my kids have called me a cool mom. I try to teach my kids between right and wrong. Early in their lives, I have told them I am not their friend but their mother. At...
When he was cool, it was the Ice Age and now that Chuck Norris is hot, we have Global Warming.
i am 50% badass
40 % good
10 % i like to move it
actually 10% sometimes good
i am cool yep
I see some people's stories, and sometimes when they attempt to go deep and very philosophical in their stories I wonder. Do they do it to seem much more intellectual, or is that...
Yes.........I believe I am the coolest!!!!
A new thrill seeking adventure is waiting til Chuck is done talking and saying "Cool story, bro". So far the world record is at "coo..", before death.
I cleaned out my bedroom closet today.I went through lots of old stuff, including photos from my childhood and a large binder filled with details of my family tree. I shuffled...
aka. becoming an "adult"..
This one time my friends were skateboarding and I threw some pebbles on the road to see if they'd fall. They didn't.
Then I borrowed my friend's skateboard, one of them pebbles...
It is officially Autumn now. That's right ladies leg shaving season Has officially Ended!
We're all on a journey. We meet folk as we go who think,feel,behave as we. Do. But sooner or later they're experiences lead them in different directions.
I have one friend who joined the national guard part time and now he is a self proclaimed right wing super hero. It's amusing to watch. Especially when your someone who doesn't...
as no one else says that..so i shd be the first
Chuck Taylor wears Chuck Norris All Stars.
Mostly because I am one! xD
Chuck Norris' brain is connected to the internet and can clear the web by blinking.
I love Dinosaurs even...Get ready for a small dork out
So my username Raptax231 was actually originally my gamer name and the "rapt" part comes from the word "Raptor" :P
I told my dad that I wanted it for Halloween, that I'm going to dress up like a wolf (which I am! So I'm not lying!) but what they don't know is that on Monday, I'm going to wear...
During a power outage, Chuck Norris kick started the generators at Hoover Dam.
I know its weird but its attention and I thrive on all sorts of attention, especially this type lately. The kind of tributes I am talking about are just between the cute man and...
I had just "answered" the question, if you could witness anything in the past what would it be and I said "the creation of the universe" I stood up and walked to make a brew. On...
Cuz I got da money to be. Spending my paycheck on crack. Gonna have a huge party
Chuck Norris had a pet monkey. We know him as King Kong.
I'm new and trying to find out how to add friends or be added .
When I can remember them, they're awesome! They're so vivid, too. Usually, I have superpowers. And I save people. Once I had a dream where I was friends with my fangirl crush...
Dimetredons: they're basically the dachshunds of the dinosaur kingdom.
My son came to my room with a twinkling eyes. He said .. " Mom, I have something to share with you ." I was listening intently and was so psyche too. I can see his excitement and...
my story was deleted about two seconds after i posted it.
ep is so strict these days.
i think i said something about fourthtot having disappeared.
and how she must now be...
i wonder why i never joined this group.
i must have never seen it.
tis nice to see hobbes again.
makes me want to pet him on the head.
like i'd do to keasbey just to **** him off...
Me: aye mom I'm going over to my friends house I'll be back in a few
My mom: um ok cam what are you going to your friends house for?
Me:... To play video games.?
My mom: don't...
I'm next level lol I'm on. I'm poppin. Im whats up. I'm the shizzle. Im bout it. Im swagin. Im the ________
I don't give a crap anymore. I'm me and I like me.
BUT it's not as fun as it was when I first joined.
**** it! my finger hurts so much 😭
I am Asian. I was raised by family members who were themselves of mixed parentage. Most of them married outside our 'race'. It was so normal to us. And besides we live in a multi...
Ignore how horrible I looked with my bleached hair in 2006. 2006- I would have been 9 which means I was really into all this nerdy stuff like comic books and friggen pokemon...
Cool and Creamy Pumpkin Pie: Mix together 1 16 oz can of pumpkin with 1/2 of a 12 oz tub of cool whip, one pkg of instant vanilla pudding( 4 serving size pkg) and 1 tsp pumpkin...
Alright kids gather round. I wanna share this story just because it was on my mind. So here goes!
Alright so I used to work at a gas station and of course I ran to into some...
Religion is like sex. You don't want to go talking about it, it's personal. I think You should never talk about your sexuality (if you are homosexual), religion, or politics in...
'Milk' by Garbage
I am milk I am red hot kitchen And I am cool Cool as the deep blue ocean I am lost So I am cruel But I'd be love and...
Milk By Garbage
I am milk
I am red hot kitchen
And I am cool
Cool as the deep blue ocean
I am lost
So I am cruel
But I'd be love and sweetness
If I had you
Deep Chocolate Upside-Down Cake
1 stick butter (not margarine)
1 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup water
1 1/2 cups coconut
1 cup Hazelnuts
Duncan Hines Dark Chocolate Cake Mix
Hey, so it's so good to live your self and do what makes you happy but you know what's not cool? Making yourself feel good bye making others feel bad. So let's just love ourselves...
and I am not talking McDonalds.I have never had so much hair in my life. It's awesome. hahahaListening to some music and feeling so happy right now!Reflecting back on my life and...