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    Bikini Lines

    A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan! Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure...
    moondancelady moondancelady 46-50, F 15 Responses Jul 8, 2012

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    Hey u BAD BOY!! You just don't give up do you?

    So now here's my come back. If u like to dish it out you need to learn how to take it too. I'm amazed that you (MAN) having to heads (if you know what I mean) neither one has a brain. And if you do have one at least! You were suppose to unwrap it and use it. Your brain is still...
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 2 Responses May 29, 2014

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    I miss playing for my baseball team!! I'll never be able to step on the field and play again, i had a good run with my boys. I really miss these moments so much!! GO WOLVES!!(:
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    That moment your in bed and your uncle comes in the room without knocking and says "oh what a shame, I only came in because I thought you were playing with yourself" then walks out...
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    For Christmas I got some candles, Victoria Secret perfume, and red lace lingerie. Oh, a new 2 carat diamond wedding set. Sounds like I better be a good little girl and show him...
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    So I'm out to dinner with the extended family, Mom, brothers, in-laws, nieces, kids the whole family. It was someone's birthday and we ended up at a nice Italian restaurant in a...
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