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    Bikini Lines

    A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan! Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure...
    moondancelady moondancelady 46-50, F 17 Responses Jul 8, 2012

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    Hey u BAD BOY!! You just don't give up do you?

    So now here's my come back. If u like to dish it out you need to learn how to take it too. I'm amazed that you (MAN) having to heads (if you know what I mean) neither one has a brain. And if you do have one at least! You were suppose to unwrap it and use it. Your brain is still...
    ILYmykakis ILYmykakis 31-35, F 4 Responses May 29

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    Today I saw another blatant idiot with girls around him. Why, what does it take to get a girl? Of course! All you need is to be a brainless, stupid moron. I have never seen a girl...
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M 4 Responses Jul 15

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    just having a laugh or a small bonding time with family or friends are big moments to me because those are the moments i will remember the most
    TaylorsierraWilson TaylorsierraWilson 16-17, F Jul 2

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    Let's share our most embarrassing moments shall we everyone? Last night I got really drunk on my brothers birthday. I started going around hugging everyone and sharing the love...
    Mimi94x Mimi94x 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    "My life isn't perfect, but ,,,,,, it has perfect moments." ~Unknown
    intrigued4life intrigued4life 36-40, F Jun 27

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    "Enjoy every moment, the good, the bad, the beautiful, the ugly, the inspiring, the not-so-glamorous moments and thank GOD through it all." ~Unknown
    intrigued4life intrigued4life 36-40, F Jun 27

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    The moments I love for. 😍
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F Jul 2

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    "Cherished moments are lost because we dwell too much on the past. Releasing the past is a gateway to the present panorama, which will lead to a kaleidoscope of the future...
    lovingRIZA lovingRIZA 51-55, F Jul 2

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    We are given so many opportunities in life to create meaningful and geniune relationships with each other but they can jus pass us by. So I love those blissful moments when a...
    Steffi627 Steffi627 18-21, F Jul 7

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    One of the most embarrassing moments that comes to mind happened close to 15 years ago, but it's still pretty fresh. My (now ex) husband was at the hospital having a not routine...
    RaverFan RaverFan 41-45 2 Responses Jul 13

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    moments between doors...2 doors...one leads to freedom and the great outdoors.one leads to heaven... maybe.you look at the one that means heaven..are you absolutely surethat it's...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 36-40, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    really :/ , when i have nothing to do , those embarrasing moments come to mind and i think "how on hell can you do such an idiotic thing? what was going on our mind in that time...
    Hugo655 Hugo655 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    Harry styles, justin bieber. The list could go on and on.
    kittykat6918 kittykat6918 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I did, at one time that made me looked like a perverted idiot.
    LilyGlass LilyGlass 13-15, F Jun 25

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    Am so exacted 😻😻😻❀❀❀❀.
    jejeal jejeal 18-21, F Jun 26

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    Someone just facetimed me from MY email. Wtf! How is that even possible?
    Living2Heights Living2Heights 13-15, F Jun 27

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    My favorite happy moment was when I was 14 at the park riding my bike. I had a lot of fun that day and I also ate ice cream :) My favorite ice cream is cookies and cream yum. Whats...
    Esti93 Esti93 18-21, M Jun 28

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    I wanna sleep (here it's 10.06 am) and my Brother came and just jump on my bed i was like wtf are you doing ??!!
    emmatjheee emmatjheee 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 28

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    Ramdan kareeem everyone-i'm muslim-
    jejeal jejeal 18-21, F Jun 28

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    Haha lol so akward moment yay saying heyoooooooooo!!!!!!!
    Tyelioo Tyelioo 13-15, F Jun 28

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    In my friends basement with all my really good friends ready to have 6 cases of throwback Mountain Dew 3 boxes of pizza and a bunch of videos games. Wish I could do that forever as...
    Zalbaar Zalbaar 13-15, M Jun 29

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    Today was hilarious. So I was hanging with my sister indoors and I was holding my cute little dog. My sister was sitting beside me working on the computer. I was looking at my dog...
    WintersSoldier WintersSoldier 18-21, F Jun 29

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    My favorite thing is lying down with my boyfriend while watching TV, our bodies intertwined, with my head on his chest as I listen to his heartbeat. No matter what, it always...
    ForgottenCelestria ForgottenCelestria 16-17, F Jun 30

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    Same. I was once a pallbearer for my best friends funeral. I got the giggles while walking her casket down the aisle :/
    missheidi missheidi 26-30, F 2 Responses Jun 30

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    Oh god this happiness to me all the time! Il be gettin yelled at any i can feel a smile trying to get on my fave haha
    Error404nameunknown Error404nameunknown 13-15, F Jul 1

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    The awkward moment when you see something you like, check the price tag then slowly walk away..πŸ˜‚
    Lovesweetlove Lovesweetlove 26-30, F Jul 1

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    like you know when you hear someone talking like every last word but can't repeat **** but 1 word or if you're lucky 2 words of what they said to them, or you will just be...
    lay1 lay1 13-15, F Jul 1

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    1)the time when my mother broke my trust in child hood .From that time I am hiding my things from her because I know she don't understand me and can reveal my secrets to anyone...
    brokenangelia brokenangelia 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    How is someone going to come up to me and ask me what something cost while they have their hands down their pants..... Playing with yourself while asking how much goggles are...
    jakobe1987 jakobe1987 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    As I was just beginning to dose off the other night, my lover spooned along side me, pulled me closer and kissed the back of neck. I smiled contently in the dark.
    jorellie jorellie 46-50, F 2 Responses Jul 2

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    So I'm a 16 year old boy with a decent friendship, with my mates both boys and girls but of course like all, I have a crush, anyway, we've all finished school! So we all headed...
    cameronquick97 cameronquick97 16-17, M Jul 4

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    I fell in front of a family at chick fil a yesterday.
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    I feel like I'm so into "free spirits" haha you know that people you just don't know what to expect but you can be sure it will be something awesome… I love not having a plan...
    dalexand16 dalexand16 22-25, F Jul 13

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