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    Bikini Lines

    A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan! Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure...
    moondancelady moondancelady 51-55, F 12 Responses Jul 8, 2012

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    Hey u BAD BOY!! You just don't give up do you?

    So now here's my come back. If u like to dish it out you need to learn how to take it too. I'm amazed that you (MAN) having to heads (if you know what I mean) neither one has a brain. And if you do have one at least! You were suppose to unwrap it and use it. Your brain is still...
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 2 Responses May 29, 2014

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