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    Hey u BAD BOY!! You just don't give up do you?

    So now here's my come back. If u like to dish it out you need to learn how to take it too. I'm amazed that you (MAN) having to heads (if you know what I mean) neither one has a brain. And if you do have one at least! You were suppose to unwrap it and use it. Your brain is still...
    Ilyme Ilyme 31-35, F 3 Responses May 29

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    Bikini Lines

    A customer came in to where I work the other day and tells me..I am pale and need a tan! Without thinking, I went to pull my waistband down to show him my bikini line. I wear a skimpy bikini, and couldn't quite show him without risking showing private bits. I stopped to figure...
    moondancelady moondancelady 46-50, F 15 Responses Jul 8, 2012

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    My life moves at warp speed. I'm convinced I am living 3 lifetimes simultaneously. I am a fireman, a family man, a business owner, an employee, and an investment venture seeker...
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    I enjoy those intimate moments when you are cuddling, kissing, hands are going every where cause you just can't get enough of each other. Clothes start flying, kissing is getting...
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    I do. Ohhhh how I drink up the luxurious moments... Those sometimes mischievous eyes meeting mine... The warmth of the sun holding onto your shoulders well after it set. Leaning...
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    It would seem that the keys made their way into the freezer sometime between getting ice for my drink and making a sandwich. All I know is that once I hit 40, these once-rare...
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    I had just returned from Desert Storm. My wife was in the living room when I got out of the shower. I decided to have some fun, so I put on my camo boonie cap (and nothing else...
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    Once u was at middle school when I felt my bu*t wanting to poo. I ignored it and then by the time it was break time, I ran to the bathroom. I shut the door but then-my BFF walked...
    poolover565 poolover565 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 28

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    is it bad that i did the smoney dance while me and my friends were having a semi-serious conversation? i couldnt resist when the song played😬
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    My passions were running wild, my mouth was dry, my heart was beating a mile and minute, but it was time to start....
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    i don't know why some people like keep lying to you and promise you the things which they actually are in capable of doing them that's when you feel being let down
    ElliasA ElliasA 18-21, M 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I love me some Cap'n Crunch Berries but why the eff does it cut the roof of your mouth, it's almost like chewing on broken glass 😖
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    It was really late when I finally got the laundry started. It was just 2 loads but it was still well after dark when I finally finished. After this I still had to make something...
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    Now as a rule I don't drink Vodka. But with pink grapefruit juice in the fridge and Dean Martin Crooning, "It's beginning took a lot like Christmas" I implore ye Your Honour, the...
    Tannasheart Tannasheart 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 9

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    THEY ******* DID YOU BRAINLESS ARSEHOLES!!! But you just carry on believing everything they tell you. They want your money so they'll just carry on making you pay thousands...
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    Welcome to the new age where we have: -Disrespectful children -Shameless females -Aimless males -Evil systems -Unjust laws -Brainless rebels And many more inhumane things...
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    This is a letter to the first love of my life. Now don't get me wrong he was a very good man but he changed and I wrote this to get a little bit more closure. Dear Jo, I just...
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    I know you will never read this let alone hear these words come from my mouth but nevertheless it must be done. I love you more than I have ever loved anyone else. You have always...
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