I Bump Into Inanimate Objects And Apologize To Them

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    Oh...pardon Me.

    or... ...no, I'm fine. ...entirely my fault. ...thanks for your support. ....you a'right then? Thanx for sharing this experience.... laughing myself to tears here...awww. good medicine.
    shikoba shikoba
    46-50, F
    Apr 6, 2011

    It Cracks Me Up!

    I have been doing it for years, lol! My furniture prolly thinks I am a really nice guy, hahahah!
    deleted deleted
    Mar 16, 2011

    I think that about sums it up right there.

    However, I'm surprised that there's actually a group for it!
    KarlKadaver KarlKadaver
    31-35, M
    Aug 23, 2015

    Ow... Sorry

    lol mostly doors if I bump into a door (which I do really often) I'm like whoa ouch OMG I'm sooo sorry and then I realize I sound delusional xD at least there's others that do the same
    LeftFingersCrossed123 LeftFingersCrossed123
    13-15, F
    Mar 16, 2011

    Not So Much Anymore....

    When I was little I used to bump into manikins in the department stores all the time. I would look down in embarrassment and say sorry to them. When the shoes didn't move, I looked up to a white face staring straight ahead. I laughed at myself and continued on. I looked around to...
    beaniebaby13 beaniebaby13
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 16, 2011

    Entirely My Fault

    I do it a lot..it could be anything, table chair door whatever and i always say something like "ow..where did you come from? o.O I'm so sorry..or that was my fault, sorry" and then remember its not a person and walk away quickly so no one thinks ive gone crazy.
    somewhereonlyweknow somewhereonlyweknow
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 1, 2012

    I have no idea why I do it,

    it just happens. I guess since I'm so clumsy, I'm used to bumping into people and apologizing, so I've built up the habit or something. My American friends say it's because I'm Canadian lol
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 24, 2015

    22 And Loving Elmo..

    I have an elmo candies basket, I don't want to get it dirty by putting the candies in, or hang it where dust can settle. So I kept it at a safe visible spot.. I accidentally pushed it over whilst drinking a lot of coke and totally was apologizing to it.. owh I wuv youu elmo! owh...
    amejad amejad
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2011
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