I Burn Calories Through Thinking

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    I Know That Isn't Possible

    but it would nice if it were....but actually since humans can't stop thinking we'd all waste away and die
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 12, 2010

    Through Esp...n!

    By George I've got it! I will think I'm skinny and repeat it through osmosis! Ah I am brilliant! I was read about glucose and brain function. It's actually pretty small with calories actually burned. And the mind thinks ahead and tricks us into thinking we need more...
    Tekkamaki Tekkamaki
    31-35
    2 Responses Nov 13, 2008

    YES.

    My brain is that amazing. And it's how I keep my slim girlish figure. (I'm not all that slim, which is why that is supposed to be funny but it's really not because that joke keeled over and died many years ago and now it's decaying joke body is emitting a horrid stench that is...
    kleisse kleisse
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Nov 13, 2008
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