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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 26-30, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    My Default ring tone is the Terminator Theme.

    My notification theme is an arrow launched from a bow.
    Spidey0 Spidey0 31-35, M Aug 5, 2015

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    I woke up with a discomfort in my stomach.

    It's a huge pocket of air in my stomach. I'm having a contact feeling of needing to burp. I'm literally trying to shake the burps out. ITS NOT WORKING.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 26, 2015

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 8, 2013

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 23, 2013

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 9 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T Mar 2, 2011

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 4 Responses Sep 15, 2015

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    I burp really loud. i just gotta let it out

    and some times i can feel it traveling up and i can hear come from deep in my tummy all the way up and when i let it out its got that deep bass behind it and its like BWWUUUUUUUUUUH and i love that it can be heard i even tease by saying a cute little 'scuse me so that people kno...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 9, 2015

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 26-30, M Jun 12, 2013

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 26-30 Jun 11, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I do it time to time.

    I have to hold it in where there are other people.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M May 27, 2015

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 10 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    just ate an entire kings cake can't get up all I can do is rub my belly ugh it's about to burst *burp*
    gellibelli gellibelli 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I mean, all I want is to be with a girl who loves my burps. That's all I'd really like right now.
    GabedaBabe GabedaBabe 18-21, M Feb 2

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    I'm always burping :-) it doesn't matter what I eat or drink
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    I am a filthy girl and I love also to look filthy. I have always greasy hair, dirt under the fingernails, grubby clothes, and dirty bare feet. I like my grimy look. I like it to...
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    Chat me up for the girls that want to be admired , would love to get to know you more :)
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    ok one time I was at a friends house and we'll yeah u can say it was the bast day of my life....I was alone with girls who would like tortue u....so they all pinned me down and we...
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    OMG I really want to be a mother one day! I love babies, and I'm really good with them. One day a 16 year old girl was living with my family and I, and she had a baby girl that was...
    Emily555555 Emily555555 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 24

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    There are so many different sounds that fall into this category. I have my kids trained!!! No smacking, slurping, gulping, chewing, cracking, sliming, slewsing, burping, or talking...
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    I just uped my treadmill run from 2.0 to 2.5 miles with a 171 hearts per minute at the end. I also uped my burpees from 10 to 15. Feeling good getting back into shape.
    Spartanrunner66 Spartanrunner66 46-50, M 4 Responses Jan 17

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    Little one, Your uncle broke up with his girlfriend today. And though I'm sad for him, when I asked if there was anything he wanted in a care package and he mentioned an...
    Searchingformyshalom Searchingformyshalom 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 15

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    My husband had me sign a purity contracts. Basically stating that if we had sex before we married, we would have to break up immediately. Then he began to test me. Closest to...
    teadiva teadiva 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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