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    I do it time to time.

    I have to hold it in where there are other people.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M May 27

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I woke up with a discomfort in my stomach.

    It's a huge pocket of air in my stomach. I'm having a contact feeling of needing to burp. I'm literally trying to shake the burps out. ITS NOT WORKING.
    EvoKinevil EvoKinevil 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 5 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T Mar 2, 2011

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 26-30 Jun 11, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    I love it. It's really s.exy. I don't understand why it's so gross. Girls think it's disgusting to poo, fart, or belch, especially near an admirer. That annoys me. I personally...
    fartingpantypooper fartingpantypooper 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    If you stay on EP long enough, you're bound to find something personally upsetting. I've been here long enough to find plenty. One particular trend I've noticed that doesn't sit...
    GiantKaiju GiantKaiju 22-25, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Anyone live near Edmonton and love burps I'd love to experience belching in someone's mouth ;)
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    A burp is just a fart that took the elevator :p
    esmer2496 esmer2496 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Well, as you can tell by the topic, I am interested in getting to know some women who like to burp a lot. If there is someone who would like to get to know me, please feel free to...
    GabedaBabe GabedaBabe 18-21, M Jul 25

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    I'm looking for someone my age or close to it. I like cute (personality and physically) chubby guys and like farts and burps, however, I do have a person before pleasure policy...
    JayBecket37 JayBecket37 13-15, M 4 Responses Jul 25

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    The Babysitter Murders Chapter Five - The First Murder Mommy came back into the living room and smiled at me. "He drank it ALL, Mommy!" I burbled happily, holding out the empty...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Burp! Lol this pup just had her share of food lol
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 31-35, F Jul 20

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    I'm anything but perfect. I burp. I'm loud. I can be obnoxious. I spit. I smoke. I'm rude. I'm a heavy set person. I don't have long flawless legs. I am just a mess lol. But It's...
    x7HumanSinsx x7HumanSinsx 18-21 1 Response Jul 15

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    i didnt know that i can share all i like it, i like girls farts!!
    robertodz robertodz 18-21, M Jul 9

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    I did it so loud that my teacher could hear from in the class room out in the hallway. Lol!!!
    gwebb15 gwebb15 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 8

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    So I'm at volleyball camp and the new coach is like alright conditioning and as usual we all moan. Well she tell us the we're doing 30 leg jumps 30 burpees 30 crunches 30 leg...
    Maddiemac Maddiemac 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Hello, I am looking for someone to chat/roleplay pregnant women! Either pretend or real, I just want to meet new people to share my interest with. I do enjoy being a bit...
    AndyManto AndyManto 22-25, M Jul 8

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    i think it hot and cute and sexy when girls fart and also burp if any girl does not mind farting or burping or likes doing it please comment and message me
    drummersteve21 drummersteve21 18-21, M Jul 7

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    I have been farting all day haha it started off as just burps but now its bad loud stinky farts that linger around the rooms haha and its hot out so in the heat its HORRID
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 6

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    Currently listening to "the beautiful people". Love this song. I also like marilyn as a person. Hes probably the nicest most tolerant metal artist out there. For real. Go watch his...
    IamD3ATHincarnate IamD3ATHincarnate 16-17, M Jul 6

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    Part 3 (Two weeks later) I think I should join my sports again.. My stomach is pudgier and I don't even know how much I weigh! I think joining them will be good for me.. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 5

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