I Burp

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122
    22-25, M
    4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 8, 2013

    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

    I woke up with a discomfort in my stomach.

    It's a huge pocket of air in my stomach. I'm having a contact feeling of needing to burp. I'm literally trying to shake the burps out. ITS NOT WORKING.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 26, 2015

    I burp really loud. i just gotta let it out

    and some times i can feel it traveling up and i can hear come from deep in my tummy all the way up and when i let it out its got that deep bass behind it and its like BWWUUUUUUUUUUH and i love that it can be heard i even tease by saying a cute little 'scuse me so that people kno...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Sep 9, 2015

    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell
    41-45
    Feb 2, 2013

    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge
    26-30, M
    Jun 12, 2013

    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

    I love to belch! It just feels

    so ******* good! Coca-Cola makes me burp the best.
    flipflopboy1 flipflopboy1
    22-25, M
    Apr 5
    Sourcandy Sourcandy
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Sep 15, 2015

    I do it time to time.

    I have to hold it in where there are other people.
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    May 27, 2015

    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 23, 2013

    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123
    46-50, M
    Apr 30, 2010

    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts
    51-55, T
    Mar 2, 2011

    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps
    26-30
    Jun 11, 2013

    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja
    26-30, F
    Jun 11, 2014

    My Default ring tone is the Terminator Theme.

    My notification theme is an arrow launched from a bow.
    Spidey0 Spidey0
    31-35, M
    Aug 5, 2015

    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    12 Responses Jan 10, 2011

    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Aug 26, 2014

    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 21, 2014

    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Apr 13, 2012
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