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I Burp

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 8, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    Of Course Everyone Does

    Lol I found this group to be funny because not a lot of people can admit this by joining this group. Yes I do burp and pass gas but its natural everyone does! I can burp like a lumberjack at times! If im comfortable around people then I will burp in front of them. But im not...
    MysteriousShadow MysteriousShadow 18-21, F 8 Responses Mar 6, 2012

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 11, 2013

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    Just to clear something up , any girl that is nasty or lazy that is not afraid to express about burping or farting you are welcome to talk with me, and also any female gainers that...
    skyskiller83 skyskiller83 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 7

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    Hopefully I can find someone that is going thru what i'm going thru eventho i don't wish this upon anyone! well i get those palpitations/ flutters for like a year now, recently...
    Migs510 Migs510 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 1

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    Dear family, friends, and all seven billion people in this world, First off, let me tell you about myself. I am a thirteen year old girl, I have two sisters and one step-sister. My...
    mcsunshine09 mcsunshine09 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I have a lot of gas today. I went to the movies and saw the new divergent movie that came out and through out the whole movie my tummy was goin crazy so this lady sitting next to...
    bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy bigbeautifulgorgeousandgassy 18-21, F 5 Responses Mar 21

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    I enjoy drinking a lot of water and watching my belly get big and round. I like eating fast to fill my stomach up till its about to burst. I like chugging soda and watching my...
    dontkillthegoat dontkillthegoat 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    pizza makes me happy. It makes my horn go crazy (remember i am a unicorn) I burp a rainbow whenever I eat pizza. Pizza is magical. That is why unicorns and pizza are best friends...
    unicornmkc10 unicornmkc10 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I can forgive. I don't hold grudges. I am a really good person. I have manners. I try not to be rude( I do fart and burp a lot). I just need to talk more, maybe then people will...
    ninerzoon ninerzoon 36-40, M Mar 26

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    And I never will be. Sure I'm a pretty good person, but never perfect. I make mistakes, big ones, little ones, I screw things up. I will never have perfect hair or a perfect body...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Hello, I am starting afresh, so yes I can say that I am a new member at Experience Project! We live and learn, learn from our mistakes through hindsight, experience a number of...
    MyLifeJourney3 MyLifeJourney3 22-25, M 4 Responses Apr 2

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    It doesn't happen often, that someone comes into your life, and changes it 100%. It doesn't happen often that someone walks in, and you are thankful for all the failed...
    NYSlilAngel NYSlilAngel 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I just finished an obstacle challenge. I'm sore but I LOVED IT!!! I wish I was a little taller so I could have made it over the 8 foot wall instead I had to take the burpee penalty...
    brokenbecauseofhim brokenbecauseofhim 31-35, F a week ago

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    Why is it no matter what I do I get blamed? Blamed for very thin nothing is ever his fault it's always mine I'm the bad guy he spends $120 on a dirt bike part and i now can't...
    mommaof3boys1girl mommaof3boys1girl 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    -I love burping -I can't sleep without the TV on -I'm still afraid of the dark -I love to draw even though I'm not that great
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    There's no goal weight for me. I do look at the mirror and say "******* girl, work it" but I want to look at my entire image and say "wow, you did it." And be happy skin deep. It's...
    CindyLovely CindyLovely 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm 16 years old.There are 10 days till my birthday.I've been depressed for good 3 years.My whole puberty was a great mess.One year and two months ago,I got bulimic.Before that,I...
    mystiquebelle mystiquebelle 13-15, F 21 hrs ago

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