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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I drink pop I burp , I drink water I burp.

    I drink coffer I bounce off walls while burping
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 Responses May 10, 2014

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    hell. by the time this man i.know sctatches his *** burps and tells me. how smart he is we have already wastedb15 minutes
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    I'm as friendly and nice as they come, But please do not Add me to your Circle (Friends list on here) IF: - Your not going to talk with me or IF your going to stop replying back...
    GuyWhoLikesToTickle GuyWhoLikesToTickle 31-35, M Jan 2

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    I love girls that are so comfortable with themselves that they don't care if they fart and burp all the time . If you want me to admire you for that message me .
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 12

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    Men make better multitaskers. It is fact. We can drink beer, and burp, drink beer, and fart, drink more beer, ignore the chores, drink more beer, ignore the door bell, ignore the...
    stupendusdude stupendusdude 46-50 Jan 13

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    Between her farting without excusing herself, burping and blowing it into the air, her constant talking (and nagging), trying to change my habits, trying to convert me to her...
    aintnoangel aintnoangel 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 15

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    It started when I was 17. I was browsing through thinspo blogs and decided to throw up my food like the girls on there to lose weight. i didnt like it. however, something happened...
    willowtree12 willowtree12 22-25, F Jan 15

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    I NEEED to get three times bigger. I meant 4, 5, 6, 7 times bigger. Then i'll start my journey of becoming a true blubber boy! More fat, more fun More burps, harder **** Hard...
    HugeKid HugeKid 16-17, M 3 Responses Jan 16

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    I am pregnant and this is my first time. I didn't plan it, but it happened and I plan on keeping it. Morning sickness has been kicking my butt that I am worried to sleep cause I...
    calypsomadness calypsomadness 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    aliceuer aliceuer 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    heyloo to all EPers......its hilarious but want to kill my cousin bro......cant do that in reality,so thought let me kill him her on this page.........bloody irritates me upto the...
    vegeta420 vegeta420 22-25, M Jan 22

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    So full that I can barely move! What a glorious feeling!!! Caution: Big Burps ahead ;)
    HugeKid HugeKid 16-17, M 4 Responses Jan 22

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    hi my name is Burple and I'm bad at Algebra. I'm so bad at algebra that I've taken college algebra 5 times with no luck off ever passing it, thank goodness my degree no longer...
    burple70 burple70 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Jim738v4hf7 Jim738v4hf7 31-35, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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