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    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    I drink pop I burp , I drink water I burp.

    I drink coffer I bounce off walls while burping
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 Responses May 10

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    I have bad hiccups almost every day. When it happens I can't get it to stop. It usually becomes like a combination of hiccups and burps and often I end up hiccupping and burping...
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M Nov 12

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    The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home: - Hello! - At what time does the store open? - At ten o'clock sir. At two in the morning, the phone rings again...
    lovingCuteSmartGirl lovingCuteSmartGirl 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 5

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    So lately I've been having a bit of acid reflux... And I take that to my advantage. I just keep bending down and it basically makes me feel like I need to burp, and when I try to...
    catho catho 18-21, F 4 Responses Nov 18

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    I am trying to get abs so I do CPR exercises I hold a plank go 2 min do 200 mountain climbers and 20 girl push ups a day and sometimes 5minut abs and burpes
    Lindsy18 Lindsy18 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 29

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    I held a baby boy the other day, He was so adorable! I played peeka boo with him and I made him smile and laugh heaps of times, I had him sitting on my lap and he he had trapped...
    TsukiWolf56 TsukiWolf56 16-17, F Nov 8

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    I just ate 40 chicken wings. Along with a lot of bleu cheese dressing and a large order of fries. I was already full after 30, but wanted to eat the whole lot. After I had to undo...
    FatGuy73 FatGuy73 26-30, M Nov 9

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    I just ate 40 chicken wings. Along with a lot of bleu cheese dressing and a large order of fries. I was already full after 30, but wanted to eat the whole lot. After I had to undo...
    FatGuy73 FatGuy73 26-30, M Nov 9

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    I just ate 40 chicken wings. Along with a lot of bleu cheese dressing and a large order of fries. I was already full after 30, but wanted to eat the whole lot. After I had to undo...
    FatGuy73 FatGuy73 26-30, M Nov 9

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    I just ate 40 chicken wings. Along with a lot of bleu cheese dressing and a large order of fries. I was already full after 30, but wanted to eat the whole lot. After I had to undo...
    FatGuy73 FatGuy73 26-30, M Nov 9

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    I just ate 40 chicken wings. Along with a lot of bleu cheese dressing and a large order of fries. I was already full after 30, but wanted to eat the whole lot. After I had to undo...
    FatGuy73 FatGuy73 26-30, M Nov 9

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    ...mostly because I'm looked at as one of the guys, a friend, or not at all. Every guy I know or date ends up just seeing me as another buddy, someone to have a cold one with and...
    themissmoxie themissmoxie 26-30, F 7 Responses Nov 11

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    yesterday I had an intense craving for Chinese, so Bf took me to a buffet :-) He refused to let me get up the entire time we were there, and brought my food to me. I gorged myself...
    bombsarenotmusic bombsarenotmusic 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 12

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    Hello there ! I am 15 and recently (2 weeks ago) Did something with a boy and now I'm experiencing early pregnancy signs .. The scary thing is , is that the day me and him were...
    AmberMinor AmberMinor 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    My family just finished our pizza. It has become our Friday night tradition. Sitting at the table with my seven year old son, he hands me his soda so I can drink some. We had a...
    jsk7 jsk7 46-50, F 3 Responses Nov 14

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    I really need to get in shape so Please help with this EVERY LIKE I do: 5 push ups 5 sit- ups 5 jump jacks 5 burpees
    madison57 madison57 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    1. I'm Ryan 2. From Tennessee :3 3. I'm Gay 4. I'm Short ( 5"4 & 1/2 Feet Tall ) 5. My Fav. Color Is Yellow 6. I love talking ( Especially To Guys Around My Age ) 7. I Am VERY Shy...
    RyRyOfAwesomness RyRyOfAwesomness 13-15, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Hey everyone! just wanted to say Happy Thanksgiving! I went to my aunt's house and we had a huge meal. Since my aunt knows about my love of being fat before thanksgiving we went...
    cookie2468888 cookie2468888 18-21 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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