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I Burp

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 70+, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    I am burping a lot today. I am making myself burp the whole time since I woke up. Just keep drinking coca cola to fill up on gas in my stomach to burp up. Nice day.
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Girls who burp are always sexy as long as it's not forced or from swallowing air. It's hot if it's because they ate too much or because they drank a soft drink too fast. I know I...
    LittlemissB95 LittlemissB95 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    My fiancee has no shame. She farts and burps and never holds them in. Especially in the morning. When she wakes up, she lets go a really long, loud, 3-7 second fart. She knows I...
    rynsaave rynsaave 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    My husband and I pay half the rent, the utilities, and buy all our own groceries, but he tells everyone that he supports us. Not only does he not buy us food, but he eats all ours...
    jennytressler jennytressler 41-45 Apr 6

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    Being fat is the best thing in life. I weight 203 kilos. I love eating junk food until my jean's button pops, to rub muy fat and soft belly, to fart and burp while I eat, to feel...
    fattypig22 fattypig22 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    there once was a stupid young twerp; at the table he made noise with his slurp, and when he was done, to finish the fun, he's let out a ten-second burp. (Mar.26, 2015)
    paulie138 paulie138 66-70, M Mar 27

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    My roommate smells unusually pungent. Even when he's not around, the smell lingers. It hits my senses hard each time I walk into the house. We only have one couch, a futon I...
    frigidifold frigidifold 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    When I first found out I was pregnant I was scared, no terrified!! At the time I had no job, no car, still lived with my mom.. I had no idea how I was going to get my baby the...
    DeluxedEdition DeluxedEdition 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 6

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    I had a child, a baby boy, from a one night stand with an ex partner who left the country when she found out she was pregnant. Mostly due to her lack of faith in my ability as a...
    JonnoHo JonnoHo 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    Mum order Chinese for dinner tonight and immediately I knew it wasn't a good decision, after finding a big black hair in the special fried rice previously I couldn't keep the food...
    heyitsabike heyitsabike 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Nothing can compare to someone noticing what a blimp I am and pointing it out. I love when they whisper to each other, glancing in my direction as my flabby belly slips out from...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses 3 days ago

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