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I Burp

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    I drink pop I burp , I drink water I burp.

    I drink coffer I bounce off walls while burping
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 1 Response May 10

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 8, 2013

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F Aug 26

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I love belching it turns me on & I love hearing other girls burp too (: so sexy.
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    This would turn me on so much. I would love to rub a girls belly and help her release some gas (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 24

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    When nobody ever look at me. I also help farts by putting the tip of my index finger on my sphinter.
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M Aug 25

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    Requires lots of abdominal and guttural practice to be efficient in the art of breaking gammy air.
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M Sep 7

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    I really miss doing them, so here are more ideas for my made up Lycra only boot camp. Idea 1- "squat 'til you drop" attendees do squats by a swimming pool (bum facing pool) if...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 6 days ago

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    This has been a recent development. I am really not sure if it's right for me to fear this but this is causing unwanted stress in my life. It started last year in December. I had...
    uselessguy uselessguy 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 24

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    Stated my new jobs 19 minutes ago(was a hour early) so far so good. Drank a bit too much coffee at 3am tho. Lol now I have the burps think I'll skip coffee tomorrow. Cross your...
    CookE114 CookE114 22-25, F 3 Responses Aug 25

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    I walk in fear One mile I run in fear 3 miles Day after day I’m reminded of my mistakes with the scars I try to hide and bruises I’ve learned to lie for 10 burpees, 10...
    imagoodgrl imagoodgrl 36-40, F 7 Responses Aug 25

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    I'm from Hawaii and one of my good friends is from the south. I invited her to a BBQ with my family tonight, a mistake I don't want to make again. There were a lot of old timers...
    MahinaGlow MahinaGlow 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 1

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    I want guys to accept me for me; for my quirky personality and my annoying laugh. I don't like heels and dresses. I'm a jeans, t shirt and slipper girl. I want guys to accept that...
    caramelcuteness caramelcuteness 26-30, F 12 Responses Sep 5

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    I ate alone at cafeteria in dorm for a year until I left dorm. I made few friends at dorm. I had few friends to hang out with during college. Most days of years during college...
    iwbaps iwbaps 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 6

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    I dream that i was in a food island i look at myself from the water and i was skinny. I walk in to the food forest my belly started to rumbel and my hands were shaking i started to...
    Lara1664 Lara1664 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I had a dream that my bestfriend Vicky was downstairs something was weird about here she look very huge she made me breakfast it was a big giant cake i was so huge that it was the...
    Lara1664 Lara1664 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have always enjoyed quietness. I don't like babies crying or people talking loudly on the phone, or people whispering in lectures.. I moved back home halfway through my second...
    leo1292 leo1292 22-25, F 3 days ago

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    I smoked weed for the first time how do I help this feeling wear off? I took too many big hits and I feel like burping/barfing and I can't and I can't feel my arms
    missanon18 missanon18 18-21, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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