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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T Mar 2, 2011

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 70+, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    My teachers can hear me from in the classroom, all of the way out in hallway!
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    I'd like to just burp, fart, scratch, and just do so freely without care.
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    Whenever I'm around him I feel like being sick. He repulses me in every way. My mother just came to me Smiling how he lifted his leg up to fart. I wanted to vomit. He is...
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    Farting girls are the best! So naughty and sexy. A big butt so sexy ripping one loud smelly fart. Soooo good!!! I hate when a girl gets so embarrassed or upset when they fart. I...
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    I am having one of those days again. Puking a lot. I don't know.. it is just because I want to. I had breakfast this morning, but felt full after. made me feel sick. I started...
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I absolutely adore living like a slob. I don't shower, I have food lying around me, I fart & burp all the time. I love rubbing food, sauce & everything over my soft fat belly...
    Fatboy1888 Fatboy1888 13-15 Apr 25

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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
    thatfatblondechick thatfatblondechick 18-21, F Apr 25

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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
    thatfatblondechick thatfatblondechick 18-21, F Apr 25

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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
    thatfatblondechick thatfatblondechick 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 25

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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
    thatfatblondechick thatfatblondechick 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    So earlier today I made a trip to macdonalds. I was really hungry so I first sat in the toilets and drank 2 full bottles of vegetable oil to increase my appetite. I order my huge...
    thatfatblondechick thatfatblondechick 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    I find it disgusting. That and burping and belching…urgh. Also when I see someone put their knife in their mouth…yak! I just think 'Where are your manners'?
    AutumnBliss AutumnBliss 46-50, F 3 Responses May 3

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    My boyfriend and i have been trying but nothing we stopped trying and thinking about it then we moved and are living a stress free life we've been here for a month and i just...
    YummyKupkakes YummyKupkakes 18-21, F 7 Responses May 4

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    Chest pain been mild for hours. Been able to deal with it ok. Have other pains in my joints and hip and sensations to burp a lot. I'm praying they will find out what is wrong via...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 5 Responses May 5

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    Tomorrow afternoon, my little sister will begin the biggest adventure of her life so far-- serving an LDS 1.5 year mission in Brazil. I am so proud of her for her choice to go...
    quirkygirl520 quirkygirl520 22-25, F May 6

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    May 12 1984... It had been days since I lost the team.. The cold must have really slowed them down.. The storm was horrible but I managed to survive and make it up the mountain...
    LeahLoveeU LeahLoveeU 13-15, F 3 Responses May 9

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    So I did it again. Made myself puke up my dinner. I just really wanted to throw up. I ate a lot and I was thinking about the food, and I just wanted to see it come back up. So I...
    pukeboy pukeboy 22-25, M 4 days ago

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    I went on one before. It was horrible all because of one fart I made on the trip. So I was with my friends, Kelsie and Allyn. I wasn't as Close to them yet. We were in that friend...
    AmaniBurton AmaniBurton 22-25, F 2 days ago

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