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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F Aug 26

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 3 Responses Jul 29

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    I drink pop I burp , I drink water I burp.

    I drink coffer I bounce off walls while burping
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 Responses May 10

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    I've always been good at burping pretty loudly

    and long--I've never done a "contest" or anything, but it'd be interesting to do because my burps are often loud and forceful haha
    tjaraujo17111 tjaraujo17111 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 22

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21

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    Related Experiences

    How embarrassing! I didn't drink any soda, but all of a sudden a huge loud burp came out of me and a dude was right next to me. Felt so ashamed. I think I said pardon me. But I can...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45, T 3 days ago

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    I want to get a girl fat. I think its sexy. Watching her body expand and get bigger.
    didnhaveparents didnhaveparents 18-21, M a week ago

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    its hard for me to be proper and ladylike most people keep asking me why dont i cover my mouth when i burp why dont i stay dolled up,why this why that why am i not a size 2 when...
    lizmcfee lizmcfee 22-25, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    ok so in my fat fantasy it is based in the future, where obesity is accepted by everyone and there is medicine and stuff to make sure you dont die or have diseases and stuff like...
    cookie2468888 cookie2468888 18-21 1 Response Sep 29

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    I have been horribly gassy lately i like to fart around people to be comfortable so i start off with a burp and then i say excuse me then i eventually lift up and fart and then i...
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 30

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    When it comes to my mental illnesses which are schizophrenia anxiety disorder depression and intrusive disturbed images thoughts and feelings sometimes even random words pop in my...
    Janisoneluv Janisoneluv 26-30, F Oct 5

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    I don't want to be ruled by society. Because I'm a girl, I can't burp (without being embarrassed)? I am only allowed to sit certain ways, even with pants, or else I'm asking for it...
    cardigandragon cardigandragon 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    they're creepy, smelly, not mine, came out from a vagina I don't care about and before from this inside of a testicle. They are just a smaller cosmotic mass of human cells, and I...
    bigmisterdarkness bigmisterdarkness 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 8

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    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,with anchovies,,,,burp,,,
    Goralski Goralski 41-45, M 3 Responses Oct 9

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    It kept me thinking.. Y do i like u so much when all the things i hate men for are ur traits.. Still i yearn for u even if we only know each other online.. I keep looking forward...
    Chiscuit Chiscuit 26-30, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    Kinder, Kirche, Kuche (Children, Church, Kitchen) Part Three - Chapter Two Hundred Five Mary Jane and Bobby were good and attentive parents. My son, I knew, would be patient...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Oct 13

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    1. I'm a girl 2. My favorite color is purple 3. I crap a lot 4. I'm awesome 5.my favorite show is Spongebob 6. I'm obsessed with I've cream 7. I read werewolf books on my phone 8...
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 13

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