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I Burp

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 14, 2008

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T 1 Response Mar 2, 2011

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Sep 8, 2013

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    Of Course Everyone Does

    Lol I found this group to be funny because not a lot of people can admit this by joining this group. Yes I do burp and pass gas but its natural everyone does! I can burp like a lumberjack at times! If im comfortable around people then I will burp in front of them. But im not...
    MysteriousShadow MysteriousShadow 18-21, F 9 Responses Mar 6, 2012

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    Contest

    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F 1 Response Jan 23, 2013

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 22-25 Jun 11, 2013

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    I drink pop I burp , I drink water I burp.

    I drink coffer I bounce off walls while burping
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 1 Response May 10

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11

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    There are some things that just get stuck in your mind, good and bad, this was one of the bad ones. When I went to school they posted grades online so parents and students could...
    Chainlove Chainlove 18-21, F Jul 3

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    I may have had a HA on may 28 while at work.. I drive a forklift and it was a very boring stress free day... I never felt "pain" just an increasing pressure or tightness in my...
    braidonthorn braidonthorn 41-45, M 1 Response Jul 5

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    While you were sleeping..I ate all of your dark chocolate fudge cake ala mode....glad you had my favorite Haagen-Dazs Swiss Vanilla Almond Ice Cream on hand. Thanks...**BURP...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    Moments after smoking Thai weed I begun to feel an immense shot of energy charging through my body unlike anything, it lifted me up so I stood in front of the mirror, the energy...
    1refkins 1refkins 26-30, M Jun 24

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    If im weird and burp around you then that means im comfortable being around you😊💕
    PhoenixSky PhoenixSky 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 30

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    Finishing my second chocolate mousse :) my roomie is having friends over later n my roomie is trying to find something I can wear so far all we found is a t shirt. My bf brought in...
    biggirl719 biggirl719 26-30, F 3 Responses Jul 8

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    Burp, oh, no more. I can't eat another bite. Keep going. I can't hold down another thing, I complain as I stuff more fattening food down my throat. Keep going, for me. It hurts, my...
    docroxxo docroxxo 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 9

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    My father is disgusting. I am thankful that he's not abusive and does well at his job and pays for food and shelter and a nice life etc but he has absolutely no manners and for...
    pretendingagain pretendingagain 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    More chips, more beer. A little more pressure builds. Greed takes over. A few more. Burps and drunk munchies starting. Eyes getting bigger, stomach matching them. A 12 pack a day...
    docroxxo docroxxo 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 10

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    Preferably from someone with medical knowledge. Please, I'm a little scared. So I don't really have a history of bad digestive problems, but tonight I don't feel right at all...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 11

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    I said I was going to stop, but I just can't. I have more fun ideas for a boot camp. As an introduction to the camp, the attendees have to explain why they love Lycra and the...
    mrmassive1990 mrmassive1990 22-25 Jul 12

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    As a kid I never had a problem with throw up but something about it was baffling to me . When ever I would hear of someone being sick I would say did they throw up? This all...
    imlanaye imlanaye 18-21, F a week ago

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    This was a fun experience. After months of work, this afternoon, we were finally ready to test the new water line. Not just your typical line .... this was a 2" inch line. (For...
    MaskedRascal MaskedRascal 36-40, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    He's freaking sitting here burping as loudly as possible just to **** me off and man it's working -.-
    CrownedWithLaurel CrownedWithLaurel 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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