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    My buddies at the gym are always trying to out do each other, we all engage in contest frequently, whether it lifting the most or even climbing a tree. After a chugging contest we decided to follow it up with a burp off, myself and 4 other men and 2 women in the middle of gym...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M Jun 12, 2013

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    Homeless

    I once left the house in my pajamas to go to the local store which wasn't very far and I needed cream and sugar for my coffee. On the way there I ran into a bunch of ladies who proceeded to state that I looked like a homeless jobless waste of time and that my parents would have...
    loganlonge loganlonge 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 11, 2013

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    I Burp Like Homer

    I used to NEVER burp in front of my husband, never ever. Then one day we had a big argument and I thought right that's it, I burped sooooo loud that we just both burst out laughing and forgot about the arguing, and since then I don't have a problem with burping in front of him...
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28, 2008

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    I do it time to time.

    I have to hold it in where there are other people.
    Profweird Profweird 22-25, M May 27

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    Pizza Burps

    When my husband and I had just started dating he took me out one night to a small hole in the wall pizza place. The food was fabulous and I honestly ate way too much! Now I have never been one to burp on command or even be able to shove them out like most but if they come up...
    Mariaburps Mariaburps 26-30 Jun 11, 2013

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    I Do It Who Cares?

    Its human nature...why should I cover my mouth? If you dont like it get out of my face then.
    crookedspoons crookedspoons 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 3, 2008

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    News Flash...

    We ALL do and so do most other critters at least in one way or another. I'm pretty sure that if any given critter is capable of farting then it is capable of burping. Even really tiny critters such as yeast. Yeast critters burp and fart CO2.
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts 51-55, T Mar 2, 2011

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    So I kinda have a thing

    for belching but I never really told anyone about it other than EP so I would love for a girl to finally fufill my belching fantasies & have a cam session with me or we can send snapchat videos to eachother. Any girls wanna make my fantasies come true? (:
    Sourcandy Sourcandy 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 26, 2014

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    Nothing Like A Good Belch Now And Again

    Welll, you have to, don't you? Well, you don't have to, but....
    mizzen123 mizzen123 46-50, M Apr 30, 2010

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    i've been a lot lol and they arent little bitty

    ones they are like the ones that rumble their way up and out and its so funny sounding lol
    lonelydancergirl lonelydancergirl 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 29, 2014

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    I Burp All The Time And Very Loudly

    I burp really loud and all the time I need to be more ladylike and to say excuse me haha I'm trying to be more ladylike but I also drink alot of pop and beer sometimes plus I don't eat alot or on time but I'm immature like that I've burped really loud and gotten dirty looks from...
    xdarkangelx666 xdarkangelx666 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 22, 2011

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    Belching In Target

    I was going to Target to get supplies for a Halloween party I was hosting. My best friend had gone with me, and we just got back from a pizza place, [I just had two large cokes] and I felt like I really had to burp. Too embarrassed to let one rip in front of him, as I had a crush...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 8, 2013

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    My Most Embarrassing Burp..

    I love a good burp in the right circumstances. I do try to maintain some decorum when I'm at work, but if I'm at home or with friends, it can be a free for all sometimes. It's usually after a beer or a Pepsi Max. For some reason, Pepsi Max is really gassy. A friend of mine...
    Lila404 Lila404 46-50, F Jan 23, 2013

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    Louder!!!

    SORRY ABOUT THAT!
    MadeInHell MadeInHell 41-45 Feb 2, 2013

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    At The Mall

    I was at the mall the other day and alot of people kept bothering me. There are alot of stands set up within the mall where people try to sell you things like hand lotion, heating pads, hats, shirts, and cell phone accessories. The people that work at the stands can be very...
    gymrat21122 gymrat21122 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 21, 2012

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    Burppppppppp

    I was never a person to belch lots. Its about a few weeks, I'm nauseous and belch.No indigestion, no stomach problems, etc...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 13, 2012

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    I love burping. It's

    such a release. I love rubbing my big belly while I let them rip. Sometimes I get giggling fits and other times I let out a long sigh of pleasure.
    BBWTaja BBWTaja 26-30, F Jun 11, 2014

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    Name a human that doesn't burp

    or fart, and yes, girls do both
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 18-21, M 2 Responses Oct 12, 2014

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    i seem to burp a lot.

    after i eat something, i burp a ton, it just keeps coming for a while after i eat something most times. i don't really mind it i guess, though i do think it's a little weird hehe. i can definitely out-burp my brother though, so that's a bit of an achievement :P
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 21, 2014

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    I Do It a Little Too Often, Actually.

    I didn't know how to burp it until I was at least 12 years old. I remember it too. I was with a group of other girls when it happened. I was so excited that I kept doing it. But thankfully I only burp when I am at home. For some reason I can't do it in public, even if I wanted...
    Zadiandra Zadiandra 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14, 2008

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    I Confess

    I burp really loud. Ewwo, it's so not lady like, I know. BUT DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHM I can burp like a man o.0For being on the short side, HOLY MOLE I don't know how I can get so much air in me >.< Give me a coke and shizzlenuts I will burp like there's no tomorrow. Luckily, I can...
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25 8 Responses Jan 10, 2011

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    My brother is a year older than me and we are really close. Occasionally, we will have little contests like who can chug a can of soda faster or who can make the loudest burp. Haha...
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    All was quiet in my 12th grade pre-calc class. We were working on some work we had to complete in class and then it happened. It was bad enough I had hiccups at the time but when I...
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    Love it when stuffed girls or guys belch. Instant turn on!^^
    nrharkness nrharkness 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    A burp is just a gasp of wind Proceeding from the heart But if it takes a downward turn It's what you call a fart 🙊
    zuese zuese 46-50, M a week ago

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    My 3 yr. old grandson was talking to me when in mid sentence he burped. He quickly covered his mouth and said, "Excuse me, Grandma, my mouth farted!"
    txfriendly txfriendly 51-55, F 1 Response Jun 25

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    I am known as the quiet shy girl at school but one day i got to gym late and the punishment for being late is to do 20 burpies. I did the 20 bupies but my coach said i only did 15...
    chocolatecrazy9010 chocolatecrazy9010 13-15, F Jun 25

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    1. I love sunflowers 2. If I could be an animal it would be a cat 3. Strong believer in love 4. I want 3 kids with my lovely husband 5. I'm double jointed in my elbows 6. I've...
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    Oh man guys this girl told me to eat ice cream and drink a whole soda. I wasn't allowed to burp and I was told to take a nap. Woke up to a very stuffed belly. Loved every minute of...
    fantasypiggy227 fantasypiggy227 22-25, F 4 Responses Jun 20

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    Five days a week for six months now! I've dropped twenty pounds and got muscles in places I didn't even know existed. Nothing can beat jumping rope till your dripping sweat, or...
    JB789 JB789 18-21 Jun 18

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    RockingTheCarhartts RockingTheCarhartts 46-50, M 4 Responses Jun 17

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    burps seductively*
    iicrappinq iicrappinq 16-17, F Jun 17

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    wdrngSoul wdrngSoul 18-21 1 Response Jun 14

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    I believe in heaven. There is so much proof that God and Heaven do exist, such as the little boy (Colton Burpo) that went to heaven and came back. I wonder if all my imaginary...
    imaginaryfriendBFF imaginaryfriendBFF 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 4

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