I Came To The Dark Side But I Never Got My Damn Cookie

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 54 People

    Snicker Doodle Helll

    I was specifically promised a lifetime of snickerdoodles once I changed sides I have checked the mail nothing , nada , zip I have emailed the dark sides customer service and called their 1800 number ........... talk about rude customer reps!! Well now things  are serious You...
    softkitti softkitti
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Dec 11, 2011

    My Stomach Wants A Cookie.

    Like seeriously? What do I have to do to get a cookie around here? I even signed the contract and everything.Also where's the coffee?
    CloakedStranger CloakedStranger
    26-30, M
    Aug 31, 2013

    Cookies Now!

    Where's my freaking cookies, or else I am going to be very difficult to live with...oh, wait, when you join the dark side, you are SUPPOSE to make like difficult for others!  Okay GIVE ME COOKIES OR BE NICE TO PEOPLE!!!....Oh wait, THAT, ain't much of a threat :P  Damit...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl
    31-35, F
    Dec 12, 2011
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