I Can Be A Big Smartass Sometimes

That's meeee. 787 People

    My school has 4 floors 1-4.

    Me and a group of people are going to the first floor. As soon as I get in, 1 of the girls ask me what floor. I told her the basement level.
    DorkyGuy90 DorkyGuy90
    26-30, M
    Nov 14, 2014

    More like all the time.

    On days I'm being extra smartassey people at work ask if I got a nap or not today (because they know I love naps). One day I was bugging one of my managers and someone laughed about it and my manager goes "Some day she's going to make a man extremely happy." Of course I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 16, 2014

    I'm always like this.

    Even when I try not to be one. I'm okay with it, though. 😛
    ckits4 ckits4
    22-25, F
    Oct 14, 2015

    One time when I was at the lake,

    my crush walked up to me when I was flying a kite and asked me, "So you flyin' a kite?" I've figured out that I become a total smart-*** when I'm nervous so my reply was, "Nope! Cloud fishing." He laughed his *** off.
    LovelyFirefly LovelyFirefly
    13-15, F
    1 Response Oct 14, 2015

    My friend brought up an interesting point.

    I hide behind my sarcasm. I use it to hide my pain, my problems. If I can make someone laugh, they won't ask questions.
    KOOLKAT446 KOOLKAT446
    16-17, T
    Nov 21, 2015

    Ahhh yea I'm a bit of a smartass.

    It gets me in trouble occasionally but oh well. The root word of smartass is smart right? And smart people like you all are generally pretty cool and creative... A friend and I run a RP where a group of kids were experimented on in a facility from birth that gave them special...
    kxCobra kxCobra
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 16, 2014

    Definitely! It can drive a lot of people

    totally crazy though...and for sure got me into trouble many times.
    jon2711 jon2711
    22-25, M
    1 Response Oct 15, 2015
    Chuckess716 Chuckess716
    36-40, M
    Oct 14, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 15, 2014
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Dec 1, 2014
    Yukikazuna95 Yukikazuna95
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 6, 2015

    A teacher got mad cuz I was going to the

    bathroom and I dust have a pass and she waited out side the bathroom for an hour and when I came out she ready to go to the office" I said no "I forgot to take a ****" and I waited on my phone for another hour in the bathroom...........I still got detention
    tweekXthaXfreek tweekXthaXfreek
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Nov 30, 2014

    I don't know what gets into me sometimes

    that I start giving smartass answers to my friends and sometimes my mother and teachers too which only gains me wrath from all the three.
    weirdnerdgirl weirdnerdgirl
    16-17, F
    Oct 18, 2015

    I just try to lighten up the mood

    and bam! there it goes.
    Waterman1005 Waterman1005
    51-55, M
    Dec 10, 2015
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