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I Can Be a Ditz Sometimes

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    I didn't realize this until recently but I am a first class ditz!  I mess up so many things lately.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 26, 2010

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    Woh Yeah, Boiii.

    First of all, I love the fact that this groups logo is Rose Nylund!! But yeah, I can be quite the ditz on occasion. Common sense just runs in the opposite direction sometimes. lol
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 30, 2009

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    I swear... I should've been blonde!

    I'm the girl that finally gets the joke 20 Mins after you say it.. I'm the one who makes you explain A LOT of things! I literally laid in bed saying "cow" over and over and then I was like "oh my god! What is a cow!?" Hahahaha
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 3, 2014

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    How In The....?

    I was shaving this morning in the shower, being extra careful in the bikini area, behind my knees, thighs, fixed my landing ***** up nicely.  Shut the water off, started drying off and realized I forgot to shave from my knee down on my left leg...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 23, 2009

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