I Can Be An Idiot, Please Forgive Me

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    Which Crayon Am I?

    I'm deffinately not the brightest one in the box, that's for sure. No I don't think I'm completely stupid. Even I can admit that I'm alot smarter than I give myself credit for. Still, idiocy creeps in. My biggest problem is my memory. Something happened when I was younger that...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong
    31-35, F
    Jul 17, 2012

    I have 'foot in mouth' disease.

    Don't laugh it's a serious matter! Sometimes the most stupidest stuff just comes out of my mouth before my brain has the chance to filter it. Sorry universe:(
    RebeccaDeWinter RebeccaDeWinter
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 3, 2014

    If I Really Wanted To Be An Idiot...

    ...I would start setting people as top members of this group! I sometimes do that for groups I have created, but it would not be cool to do that for this one! Lol! I set only myself, because I am a shrewd judge of character!But, hey, if anyone would LIKE  to be bumped up into...
    BonVie BonVie
    41-45, M
    Feb 1, 2012

    I Do My Best

    I am usually a pretty good guy, but I do get a bit stupid at times. I hope that I act with the best of intentions, but I can be misguided, sometimes. I hope I have not offended anyone. If I have...please forgive me...
    BonVie BonVie
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Jan 28, 2012

    So I'm a dumbass not only did I lock my keys in

    the car but I left the car running!!!!
    eekclips eekclips
    31-35, F
    May 3, 2014

    I Love My First Cousin

    I technically met him when I was a baby, but I didn't actually meet him until I was 13, that's around the time I met my dad too. I have never viewed him as a cousin, ever. The first time we both saw each other, we both thought that it sucked that we were cousins. We eventually...
    Teddy56286 Teddy56286
    22-25, F
    Aug 16, 2013

    Ouch !

     I should say I can be one(idiot) also, and it's all over EP now. n_n
    ladyryan ladyryan
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Feb 7, 2012

    Sometimes I just sit alone at school

    because I would hate for someone to find out stupid I am /.
    bandqueen bandqueen
    18-21, F
    2 Responses May 3, 2014

    And the scatter brain strikes again.

    Second time this month I lock my keys in the car! Really?!? At least this time I remembered to turn the car off!!!!!!
    eekclips eekclips
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 20, 2014

    Sorry For Being Emotional

    Mom and dad... I am sorry... You guys can't be perfect, so do i and many others... I guess I pushed my father to be a father which is too hard for him. I don't mean sarcastically... I understand... Dad... I know there are many relatives, insincere friends, enemies that poisoned...
    depressedpisces depressedpisces
    26-30
    Sep 18, 2013
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