I Can Be Long Winded

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    A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting.

    He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home." A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 10, 2014

    I've been thinking lately I should start back

    up journaling or writing short stories and poems, maybe work my way up to a novel. There are five reasons: I've been told a few times I have a way with words. I have been told that I am overly descriptive and long winded; stories and poems are better places to have that type...
    AmusedBunny AmusedBunny
    26-30
    Dec 1, 2015
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