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I Can Crack a Walnut Between My Butt Cheeks

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    I need one of these installed on my desk at work.. When I get one of those "special emails" I can just hit the button and it will send that response.. Aww the joy of customer...
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45 Apr 4

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    You can't beat peanut butter and chocolate as a combination. I love them.
    ezmoney ezmoney 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 4

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    I'm 186 lbs and my goal is to get back to the 140 lbs I was 4 years ago. Since then, I've met a great guy who cooks amazing food, and eventually I started taking second helpings...
    aspenhaze aspenhaze 26-30, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Certain things are out when you're well-endowed in the back. For me boyshorts are a no go and bikini style underwear seems to get lost between the cracks. With shorts of a certain...
    montezia93 montezia93 18-21, F 4 Responses a week ago

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    I made my first cut at 14 years old. I used the sharp end of a pin-on button to scratch my stomach until it bled velvety drops of blood. I thought it was harmless- a one time thing...
    Olive15 Olive15 13-15, F 1 Response 36 mins ago

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    One day when I was bent over to pick up pencils there was a boy helping me pick them up and he was behind me and started laghing and I said what's so funny he said oh nothing it's...
    tanner101101 tanner101101 13-15, F 4 Responses Mar 22

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    Happens all the time. My memories feel like dreams. So I'm not sure what is real that much. Not to mention I can't remember most of my life anyways. It doesn't matter though.
    SpilledTea SpilledTea 18-21, F 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    A water woman had two large pots, one hung on each end of a pole which she carried across her neck. One of the pots had a crack in it, and while the other pot was perfect and...
    Queenofhearts3861 Queenofhearts3861 51-55, F Apr 5

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    If something is wrong with me because of something that's happened at school, I don't want to tell you. What happens at school is between me and those people, not the whole outside...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 16-17, F Apr 8

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    I hate butterflies, moths, and dragon flies I can't fathom why people like them. When I was younger I went to a butterfly dome and I had been weary of these creatures already and...
    augustyn2 augustyn2 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I miss him sometimes, its been nearly a year without my boys father and ex husband. Im still depressed unable to function at times I just cant believe what has become of him. I...
    swtgemini swtgemini 26-30, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Oh how I wish! I wouldn't erase all of my memories, just certain ones. The ones that remind me of loss, what might have been, or of situations I had no control over. I would erase...
    greeneyedlady72 greeneyedlady72 41-45, F 6 Responses Mar 25

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    for as long as I remember I remember my mom making 2 sandwiches for my school lunch, back in the early grades one was usually peanut butter the other often jam but sometimes...
    Canuck05 Canuck05 41-45, M 1 Response Mar 27

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    I am twenty-five years old and I have hated peanut butter my entire life. My mom first offered me some as a treat when I was a toddler, and I hated it so much I gagged and vomited...
    gladmadhatter gladmadhatter 22-25, M Mar 29

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    I know i've shared with everyone that i hate peanut butter but it's sad that i like the song peanut butter jelly time my world can never be at peace with out nasty peanut butter...
    earpollution earpollution 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    I love big butts and have a big butt. No, you don't understand. Seriously, I like HUGE Butts.
    FatExplodingBelly FatExplodingBelly 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 5

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    Yes I'm only 16, but I have fallen in love with little ones, and I really look forward to having some of my own one day. They're just so precious. I know & I've heard plenty of...
    cassidysc cassidysc 16-17, F Apr 6

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    peanut butter sucks it's just awful the smell, the taste, EVEN the JAR! i just freaking hate it, my dad eats it my friends eat it my flipping coach/chemistry teacher eats it at the...
    earpollution earpollution 18-21, F Apr 12

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    So apparently I have what's considered a "big butt". I have a 94cm hips and People at my school, especially the guys, tell me I have a nice a$$ and some girls tell me that they...
    kalaniesmommy143 kalaniesmommy143 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    pucker up and kiss both cheeks
    QueenAlicia QueenAlicia 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 22

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    Three years ago my grandmother was diagnosed with lung cancer. I didn't really know what to feel at that moment. I just figured that she would power through it and come out winning...
    Angelmarie14 Angelmarie14 18-21, F Mar 23

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    I could live off of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I can't get enough of them. Like my friends will all go out to lunch and I'll stay home content with my pb & j.
    nordicgirl nordicgirl 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    I guess to understand the full depth of my story, it's best to start at the very beginning It all started when I turned 7. Up until that age, I has a great family. My mom and dad...
    heartsofgold22 heartsofgold22 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 29

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    Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner...
    oldermanlookingforwomen oldermanlookingforwomen 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner...
    ViperRemu ViperRemu 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 3

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    Animal tail butt plugs. I love the feel of butt. I now own a fox tail, bunny tail, and a dog tail. The reason I brought them was I remember as a kid the young teen girl next door...
    joshietree joshietree 18-21, M 4 Responses Apr 5

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    Is it wierd that my waist is 32" but my butts so big I can only fit 38x30s
    Lawlipawp115 Lawlipawp115 36-40, M 1 Response Apr 6

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    ​You Are TrustedYou are down to earth, humble, and honest. You are likely to be in excellent mental and physical health.It's likely that you will have two or three children. You...
    SaraBee1995 SaraBee1995 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 7

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    I just popped my button a few minutes ago! And I'm still eating! 10 hot dogs 4 20pc nuggets and 4 large fries. It feels so good to make my button burst and give my huge fat belly...
    fatgirl007 fatgirl007 18-21, F 9 Responses 3 days ago

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    I love girls belly button so much I want to finger it and make them c-u-m
    dime123456789 dime123456789 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    There's nothing nicer than a girls big round butt. and it's never a bad thing if she knows how to shake it
    addictedtoweightlifting addictedtoweightlifting 18-21, M Mar 26

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    You feel like you're falling backwards Like you're slippin' through the cracks Like no one would even notice If you left this town and never came back You walk outside and all...
    KortneeAnne KortneeAnne 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    I was walking back to my apartment from class during the winter with a friend. We started to walk over some ice; I didn't think much of it as I had walked over this particular...
    JustAnotherHuman34 JustAnotherHuman34 18-21, M Mar 28

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    I am totally obsessed with my husband's belly button.
    btnlv btnlv 31-35, F 8 Responses Mar 29

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    I had my belly button pierced when I was 21, I'm now 37 and still love it to bits :-) x
    Jessicatv2012 Jessicatv2012 36-40, T Apr 1

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    On an episode of the fourth season of Digimon, JP, Tommy, and Zoe were captured by the nemesis. While JP watched, Tommy and Zoe were tickled to death in their armpits and their...
    DX2000 DX2000 18-21, M Apr 2

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    My belly button is soo ticklish anyone wanna tickle me I love in Staten Island New York
    BobbyAlesi BobbyAlesi 16-17, M Apr 3

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    I find it hard to value my own emotional struggles in life. To validate my own feelings. I have immense guilt for my sadness because I have been given so much that others do not...
    HopefullRomantic HopefullRomantic 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 4

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    Anyone wanna play with my belly button and tickle it !?
    BobbyAlesi BobbyAlesi 16-17, M Apr 4

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    Tickles! Yes i know i get tickled all the time and i decided to put up a pic about my belly button!
    lexityler lexityler 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    I've never been able to. The second my eyelids are heavy enough to close, my thought engulf me. They rush in like an angry storm drowning any sign of peace. It makes my stomach...
    HeyItsKaylaMay HeyItsKaylaMay 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 8

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    I love peanut butter on toast in a morning
    EnglishEmpress EnglishEmpress 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 9

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    I was fofortunate enough to get a nice set of recessive genes from grandma. While my mom and all her other female relatives seem to be curvy and endowed in both the chest and hips...
    montezia93 montezia93 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I think my butt is big not huge and I love it.
    iamawildchild iamawildchild 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    On average, I eat about 300g of peanut butter a day (or 10 tablespoons minimum)
    msdklove msdklove 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    If life had a delete button I'd delete my entire life cos it's been worthless and I'm just wasting it
    Bluenox Bluenox 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    DIFFERENCE For better or worse/ Who makes the difference? Do your that hurt my life? Do your me fool and lie You you love and admire? You that I give consolation? My beloved...
    sayedhadhood20 sayedhadhood20 51-55, M Mar 20

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    I am in my youth, approaching full adulthood, working my *** off. I like to think I'm mature for my age. But everyone says that. So I don't care. I like me regardless. I'm hoping...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    There is a strange concoction of genetics, desire and blood swamped chemical excretions swimming around us in undefined auras lit with electric impulses slipping between us like...
    Brangwen Brangwen 36-40, F 6 Responses Mar 24

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    Imagine you and your partner facing each other across a body of water. A lake, a river, a pond, a stream, a sea...? Imagine the two of you separated from each other. What do you...
    jenga1 jenga1 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 8

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