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I Can Eat a Whole Box of Girl Scout Cookies In One Sitting

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    So Bad!

    I'm not proud of the fact that I can eat an entire box of thin mints in one sitting...   It's probably why I avoid answering the door when the girl scouts are knocking!   "I will not order thin mints....I will not order thin mints....."
    emptyheart emptyheart 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Sometimes

    And other times I need some help from my buddy Puff the Magic Dragon to make it through the rest of the box. MMMmmmmmm....cooookieeees........
    V8fusion V8fusion 26-30, M Jul 16, 2010

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    Sad, But True

    I can eat a whole box (or three) of Samoas.  When the Girl Scouts come out, I avoid them like the plague.  While I love those cookies, they certainly don't love me.  
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 17, 2010

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    Yes, I Can.. But Then..

     I  like that...  ehhehe...  but then my tummy is twice its size so it's not so good to eat whole box at once!
    bublina bublina 18-21, F 10 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    Oh Yes...

    Thin Mints. I could eat like five boxes of those. They are AMAZING.
    WraithformsLovelyAngel WraithformsLovelyAngel 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 18, 2009

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    Thin Mint

    You know if the boxes would stop getting smaller then I wouldn't have to eat a whole box at one time.  Every year they keep getting smaller.  And every year I buy more and more boxes.  I am up to 15 boxes this year of several different kinds.
    Grits4life Grits4life 46-50, F 4 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    Thin Mints

    My neighbor next door is a girl scout, and the only one on her block. I personally bought 2 dozen boxes from her, and I'm not sure how much my sisters got, but I will say with confidence she had the best sales numbers in her troop. I tried to make them last but I just couldn't...
    polik1234jr polik1234jr 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 10, 2012

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    OMG

    I just ate a whole box of chocolate chip cookies + chocolate croissant in less than an hour!!!
    ungood ungood 22-25, F Feb 17, 2009

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    Can't Wait !!!

    Even though I am currently unemployed I ordered six boxes.  They will be in in a couple of weeks and will be gone after six days (or less).  The thin mints need to be nibbled off two sides; then carefully lowered into milk until saturated......u'mmm  One bite each...
    Glenn59 Glenn59 56-60, M 5 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    A Movie And A Box Of Samoa's.

    Give me a box of Samoa's and a large cup of coffee or glass of milk and I won't bother anyone, and I warn you, I wouldn't bother me either.
    rottenrobi rottenrobi 46-50, F 1 Response Nov 27, 2012

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    Samoas, Also Known As Caramel De-lites

     I have ate the entire box in one sitting and loved every yummy bite!!! They are sooooo good!!!   http://bakingbites.com/2008/01/homemade-girl-scout-cookies-samoas/  
    BeTheBestMe BeTheBestMe 36-40, F 2 Responses Feb 27, 2009

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    So Good, They Should Be a Sin

    You don't even realize what has just happened until your looking down at the empty wrappers and box and then looking around for someone to blame. Once a year those adorable little girls come around and I buy a few boxes, but none of those boxes make it more than a month. They...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Cant Eat Just One

    ok its girl scout cookie season again.... i bought 4 boxes, ate one box with in an hour... omg soooooooooooooo good. thank you girl scouts!
    westsideblues1 westsideblues1 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 11, 2012

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    Im So Ashamed

    ok im a girl scout but right now i cant get enough so far ive eaten at least 10 boxes in one moth my neww record is 3 boxes in one day. i just a bbox of samoas FULL now my tummy hurts... i have no will power :(
    pengi577 pengi577 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 9, 2012

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    They are so good but destroying my

    once slim waistline!!! XD
    soupersam soupersam 18-21, M Feb 4, 2014

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    I Have Done It

    i have eaten a whole box of girl scout cookies in one sitting . so keep your somas girl scout cookies away from me or i will  eat them from you .
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 28, 2009

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    Thin Mints

    I ate a whole box of thin mints a few weeks ago. I ordered them from one of the doctors at work and when they arrived I ate them all. Ooops! They were just too good.
    marriedintx marriedintx 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 22, 2010

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    Mint Cookies

    I always gain 3 pounds from the cookies
    WantfatNow WantfatNow 18-21 Dec 28, 2011

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    I Could.... But I Don't.

    In fact, I know I can't resist them so I just stopped buying them altogether.  If they are in my possession, I MUST eat them! With each cookie having an insane amount of fat and calories in them regardless of the flavor, it's just not worth the guilt that follows...
    Creamsicle Creamsicle 41-45, F 5 Responses Feb 28, 2009

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    Thin Mints Are My Heroin. Samoas Are My Crack.

    I love Girl Scout cookies! I am sure there are cookies that are a better value per cookie, but for me nothing beats the yummy goodness of a chocolaty minty Thin Mint or a coconuty (yes, that's a word in my world) Samoa. They are as addictive as any cookie at the grocery store...
    StrictSouthernHOH StrictSouthernHOH 36-40, M Nov 28, 2012

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    Easy to Do

    Not much of a challenge since the number of cookies gets smaller each year. Gotta give me something i can really sink my teeth into.
    Goodguy09 Goodguy09 61-65, M 1 Response Apr 7, 2009

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    Or the Reason I Loathe Girl Scouts

    I have no self control when Caramel Delights or Thin Mints make their way mysteriously into my home.  If three boxes make it into the cupboard then within three days they are gone.  My grandmother with Alzheimer's gave me a great idea to offset this horrible lack of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 13 Responses Feb 10, 2009

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    Thin Mints.

    Oh my goodness, I'm not a mint person at all, but thin mints are so amazingly addicting! I don't think I've eaten an entire box in one SITTING, but I've definitely eaten one within the span of 6 hours.
    in0centbeauty23 in0centbeauty23 18-21, F 3 Responses Nov 3, 2010

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    I Could...

    ...although i don't actually do it, because the guilt alone would kill me! plus i'd feel sick and uncomfortable, which is no fun. i love them (thin mints, especially), but i limit myself to a few at a time. it's better that way. :)
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 4 Responses Feb 17, 2009

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    With Ease! =)

    I don't have a clue what they are but I'm sure I could do it! :P
    Achilles1989 Achilles1989 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 9, 2009

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    The Boxes Are Not As Big As When I Was Selling Them In The 70's And Cost More

    I can eat a whole box of thin mints. Those have always been my favorite. But in my defense they are a whole lot smaller than when I sold them in the 70's. lol
    dreamcatcherj dreamcatcherj 66-70, F 1 Response Mar 23, 2010

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    I Love Peanut Butter Fudge

    My favorite girl scout cookies is peanut butter fudge. As much as I love them I can eat two whole boxes cause they are just too delicious. I might have a toothache later but that's what orajel and anbesol for.
    CHOCOLATEBELLYBUTTONPRINCESS83 CHOCOLATEBELLYBUTTONPRINCESS83 31-35, F 3 Responses Sep 8, 2012

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    Once I start... I won't stop until the box is empty. The white chocolate covered ones are my favorite, and the most addictive.
    Demonessque Demonessque 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    Eating breakfast food at night is a particular favourite thing of mine, and why not? it's a filling meal any time of the day.
    RealLifePerson RealLifePerson 26-30, M 4 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Why should we have certain foods for certain times of the day? What's so wrong with eating cereal for dinner? "Because you only eat it at breakfast." Why? Rules like that are...
    AzureJasmine AzureJasmine 18-21, F 8 Responses May 10

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    Warm pancakes.... Juicy steamy sausage... Fluffy cheesy eggs... Crisp cold milk.... Sigh... How can a girl resist?
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I always eat way too much. I'm like "Well, I paid for this, I'm going get as much out of it as possible" and end up getting seconds, thirds... And especially the deserts! So good...
    Demonessque Demonessque 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love making breakfast in the evening. Used to prepare breakfast all the time in evening for kids growing up. French toast, eggs, bacon and orange slices, my girls were good to go...
    Susiedisney Susiedisney 56-60, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I eat frozen waffles, microwave macaroni, microwave rice, etc. anytime I want and I eat the same few instant meals all of the time. I don't understand why we classify foods in...
    EmoGirl286 EmoGirl286 13-15, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I despise buffets... The people are disgusting and have no conscious of sanitary behaviors. They are greedy and I hate being crowded when I eat.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 2 Responses May 6

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    all I eat is cereal. no joke.
    thantophobia thantophobia 13-15, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    There should be no classification of 'breakfast food' in the first place. I eat meatloaf for breakfast and pancakes for dinner. I see nothing wrong with it.
    Lackoflogic Lackoflogic 13-15, F 5 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    I feel like I'm full if I eat a meal I become too full the rest of the day
    theoctopusesbowtie theoctopusesbowtie 18-21, F 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    One of those nights where things were a bit too hectic for dinner. Nothing that a midnight bowl of Captain Crunch won't fix.
    Bumblelion Bumblelion 31-35, M 3 Responses May 8

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    today i had loads of toast all over the day
    energymustmove energymustmove 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 29

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    Food is like my bae plus my life 👐☺
    Obae12 Obae12 13-15, F 1 Response May 1

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    Breakfast for dinner is the best
    Briana98 Briana98 16-17, F 1 Response May 3

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    So on those grounds, and how common this is with mere mortals, fast food joints should always offer their breakfast menus whenever they are open, gosh darn it!!!!
    Demosteen Demosteen 36-40, M 4 Responses May 3

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    Pop tarts should team up with Chef boyardee or lunchables to make some awful yet addicting lunch/dinner pop tarts. They would be like cheap ramen rebooted for the modern college...
    rhythmix rhythmix 18-21, F 5 Responses May 5

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