I Can Find Humor In Most Situations

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    I met a cute girl today

    and she asked me about kids told me she had a dog. So I asked what kind of dog. She said it was a gold retriever. I asked with a straight face how much gold has it retrieved. She immediately walked off after giving me a bewildered look... Guess she doesn't want to share the...
    pariah1980 pariah1980
    1 Response Jan 12, 2016

    There is always a nugget of humor to pluck from

    even the most dire of times. Keep smiling, it keeps them guessing!
    deleted deleted
    Feb 10, 2016

    The person who would proof read Hitler's

    speeches was a grammar Nazi
    MadGirrl MadGirrl
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Feb 12, 2016

    Conversation between me

    and one of my best guy friends this evening... Me: "Have you seen any cute girls lately?" Him: "Yeah, I saw this girl at the gas station on my way over." Me: "Does she work there?" Him: "Yeah, I would like to know where she lives now." Me: "That's a bit creepy, don't you...
    daydreamer52 daydreamer52
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Aug 22, 2015

    finding humor in most situations is good

    but in my case sometimes I can find too much humor and it's usually in the worst situation so it ends up hurting people's feelings or getting me in some trouble but usually I can talk my way out but I still find it so funny that my ribs are hurting afterwards with laughter
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2015

    My humor is sometimes dark.

    But I Don't mean any harm by it and NEVER want to hurt anybody with it! I was working at a retail store when a co-worker came back and said, "I just helped a lady shop. I love helping people shop. I took my mother shopping until she died." In my moment of humor I replied...
    LILDannaLee LILDannaLee
    5 Responses Aug 4, 2015
    PandaLove44 PandaLove44
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 16, 2015

    I have a little secret to tell any girl

    who is interested in hearing it, it's embarrassing and funny 🙈
    secretkeeper95 secretkeeper95
    22-25, M
    Mar 24, 2016

    My normal work attire is jeans

    and a polo or if I'm not feeling it, a tshirt with my favorite sports team. Here lately I've been in a series of meetings so I'm meeting a lot of new people. One of those people is a young lady that lives in the same town I do. Well today, after I'd left the gym, I decided...
    SirLaughalots SirLaughalots
    41-45, M
    5 Responses May 9, 2015

    What started off as a tragic situation ended

    well, kinda like the image above......one depicting tragedy and the other comedy.  Here's the story:This happened when I was in my 20s.  I traveled by an overnight bus and arrived to my city in the wee hours.  Not having any bearings as to the time and feeling...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Feb 17, 2015

    I've been through some pretty rough times in my

    life..I have always had family who turn to humor to when we face those tough times and that is one thing I love about me and my family, getting through the rough times one funny comment at a time
    positivevibes23 positivevibes23
    36-40, M
    Jun 12, 2015

    A comedy movie? Yes, I will giggle.

    An action movie? Sure, why not? A tragic movie? I would. When my sis falls? Of course. At a funeral? Why wouldn't I? ... When my family's house burns down and everyone dies except me? ... ... I will BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER.
    TheHetalianPewdiepieNerd TheHetalianPewdiepieNerd
    31-35, F
    Dec 26, 2015

    "DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really

    unsettling thing to read in braille
    MadGirrl MadGirrl
    22-25, F
    10 Responses Feb 10, 2016

    My grandpa is a farmer.

    When I was a small child I had a favorite cow. He was all white and I named him snowball. He was always waiting by the fence when I came to visit. He tolerated me petting him and talking to him. He even let me feed him! One day Snowball wasn't there. We were eating hamburgers...
    deleted deleted
    6 Responses Jun 20, 2015

    Life is like a box of chocolates ,

    you never know what yr gunna get, and everybody wants the good creamy filled ones!
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 7, 2015
    luketepid luketepid
    56-60, M
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2016

    I don´t know why but I

    even still can find humor in situations where other people start to get angry or even yelling. Instead being angry or yelling I am sitting there, smiling or laughing. :-)
    Loretta78 Loretta78
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jan 11, 2016

    In the Darkest of Hours...

    Humour is, by definition, a funny thing. It can be used with as much cruelty as a rack and pair of thumbscrews, or to lighten the deepest of pain. Having seen many people in times of despair, sudden loss or facing the inevitability and then realisation of loss, and worked...
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    6 Responses Jun 7, 2007

    Yes sitting here looking through

    yet another smashed iPhone screen. I really need to start using my case.
    lylely81 lylely81
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Sep 30, 2015

    HOT... HOT... HOT...

    It is HOT... HOT... HOT... here! Hottest it's been all summer!     Some might describe it as sultry… but in my mind sultry is not a description of the weather. Here’s my idea of sultry…     Some might say these are the true dog days of summer… Named in part for the...
    WindSylph WindSylph
    46-50, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2013

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    khenpal khenpal
    56-60, M
    Oct 19, 2015

    I found it funny that a guys nose was stuffed

    with cotton on the day of his funeral. And I started laughing then and there lol ... If yor judging... Yes i know why they are there no im not and idiot... And yes i was a kid of 8
    just69happy just69happy
    26-30, M
    1 Response Dec 24, 2015

    I try. Can't let **** get to you.

    I always try to find the good in the bad. :)
    Philli8807 Philli8807
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    the only reason I find humor in most situations

    is because my mind is warped and I lost my sanity years ago lol but as long as nobody gets hurt I guess I'm okay with that lol
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    Here I am in two of my sissy dresses.

    Am I prettier in yellow or pink?
    deleted deleted
    14 Responses Jun 22, 2015

    Not havin humor in ur life is not a laughing

    matter:) i would rather laugh then cry at life any day
    JennaRee JennaRee
    16-17, F
    6 Responses Jul 2, 2015
    yungperrier yungperrier
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 1, 2015

    I was 14. my mother had been using petticoat

    discipline on me for almost two years. A girl named Gail lived around the corner. She was something of a tomboy. She got a big kick out of taunting and humiliating me for being a feminized sissy.Gail made arrangements with my mom for me to play hostess at her 14th birthday party...
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Jun 24, 2015

    I was brushing my teeth

    and I was gurgling my mouthwash when some went down my throat. I quickly spit out most of it but I started coughing and some came out my nose. Minty.
    hazardousdream hazardousdream
    16-17, F
    Jan 13, 2016

    Pyrodis and EPAllie: THIS ENTIRE SITE.

    .. Pyrodis: WILL NOT END! EPAllie: WILL END! (All the staff and site user begin to fight)
    Pyrodis Pyrodis
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 28, 2016
    secretkeeper95 secretkeeper95
    22-25, M
    Mar 24, 2016

    Maybe it's because my ego defense mechanism is

    always on duty, I don't know. I've been told that I always find humor in the worst situations. I like laughing and make people laugh. I heard it's cheaper and better.
    Nonotu Nonotu
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 14, 2016
    Kuudere Kuudere
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Oct 20, 2015

    I was twelve when I received an invitation to

    an all boy halloween party. At the time, my mother had been using petticoat punishment on me for a few weeks. Nothing drastic, mostly around our house and yard. I was pretty excited about the party until Mom informed me that I would be attending costumed as a little girl. I...
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Jun 2, 2015

    I try to find humor in things.

    I mean dealing with manic depression.You truly have see the world differently.Making me laugh is best thing for me.
    punkglampire punkglampire
    1 Response Jul 6, 2015

    What does the blanket say

    when it falls off from the bed? oh sheet
    mysticaldreams mysticaldreams
    18-21, F
    Aug 24, 2015

    If I can't laugh at everything what's the point

    in living!!!! Life is a joke 99% of the time. Why so serious!!! If you can't laugh at yourself and the freaks around you...you need to re evaluate your situation.
    melanist melanist
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 9, 2015

    I'm sure if this is a good thing

    or a bad thing...but I'd love to believe that it's a good thing. when we had a family problem, people are so tense, the situation are so tense and serious but I still manage to slip in a few jokes unconsciously/unintentionally...good thing they find it funny and I lighten up...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    Apr 2, 2016

    I often find humour in tragedy,

    but yes, I can usually see the funny side when I'm not being way too serious. I'm reminded of a story I once heard where a guy who's deeply depressed and has thoughts of suicide goes to see a Psychiatrist about getting help. The Psychiatrist offers him some pills, as expected...
    SolitaryFriend SolitaryFriend
    36-40, M
    1 Response Jul 8, 2015
    teachocolate teachocolate
    46-50, F
    7 Responses Jan 23, 2016

    I laugh to diffuse tense situations

    but I usually have an ace up my sleeve to give others a little joy in otherwise unjoyous situations.
    deleted deleted
    Nov 9, 2015

    It seems like Im getting old.

    I hate getting old
    sitework sitework
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Dec 6, 2015

    “I want to grow a flower

    for every time someone tells me “**** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.” ― Jarod Kintz
    Jzzmine Jzzmine
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jun 19, 2015

    I like reading the reviews on Amazon it shows

    people's real concerns. For example looking up a quadcopter drone had the question... will it be sufficient to produce low quality pornographic films. The best reply was Yes I believe it would. Second question Where are they produced ? Best Reply They are made in china where...
    pariah1980 pariah1980
    1 Response Jan 21, 2016

    Even in depression...

    AnonymouslyGeneric1 AnonymouslyGeneric1
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Mar 2, 2016

    Last night I did everything at work easily

    and had no problems, meaning tomorrow there will be a special meeting about what I screwed up, no doubt.
    MrMicrophone MrMicrophone
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Mar 10, 2016

    So like we were just reading Romeo

    and Juliet in my class and I was pretty much finding every sad moment, making it sound stupid and funny, and loudly saying it so my class can hear it. Like, this Tybalt dude from Capulet's family killed a Montegue's member and the Romeo killed him. And my teacher was going on...
    Aamir1232 Aamir1232
    16-17, M
    Feb 24, 2016

    Want to tell a girl something I'm curious about

    and have a laugh about it Hahahaha embarrassing but yeah
    secretkeeper95 secretkeeper95
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 5, 2016

    I wrote a weekly advice column in the local

    paper but was fired after this entry. I just don't get it
    Phillyross1962 Phillyross1962
    51-55, M
    6 Responses Sep 25, 2015

    I really hate when ignorant people take up 2

    parking spaces with one car. It always causes me to get car paint all over my key
    Phillyross1962 Phillyross1962
    51-55, M
    Sep 25, 2015

    How about this one? I am losing my house in

    foreclosure, unless some miracle of God happens, and then I look down at my dashboard and it says "Check engine" - now that IS funny!
    someotherme someotherme
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Nov 27, 2015
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