I Can Find The Perfect Moment To Say Exactly The Wrong Thing

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    OMG!!!

    Soooooo...I am aware that the people at work think I have a crush on my boss....I don't....but today when we were complaining about our husbands wanting to keep us fat I expressed my frustration that mine also has decided that in order to be interested in my he is suggesting that...
    jhakti jhakti
    41-45, F
    Feb 2, 2013

    Unfortunately, A Well Practiced Talent

    When i saw this group, I thought, "I should join. This may be one of the few talents I have." So I did and lo and behold, the first two stories say basically the same thing - it's a talent. I really have no other explanation. I don't mean to say the wrong thing. I never try to be...
    AlbertSAT AlbertSAT
    66-70, M
    Dec 23, 2011

    It's A Talent

    My superpower? That's easy; I can ****** defeat from the jaws of certain victory! I can't even count the number of times it's happened. For example, a date will be going perfectly. We've hit it off and the coversation is flowing smoothing. Then I'll say or do something that's...
    FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42
    41-45, M
    9 Responses Mar 1, 2011

    A Rare Talent...............

    Most people have to maybe work at this...but I manage it no problem....my gran used to refer to it as 'my one liners that bring the house down'...suppose that was just doting gran-speak for big mouth........................... 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 18, 2011
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