Daddy,how was I born? a little boy goes to his father and asks.The father answers,well son I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo,then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber café,we...
This is all of the steps that you will need to make a delicious Pecan pie for all of your family to enjoy.
Here is a list of all of the ingredigents needed
1. refrigerated pie crust bake for 5-10 minutes before adding filling
2. 1 of cup of corn meal
3. 2 tablespoon Vinilla...
and may be to touch your heart as well.
If only we could find the formula to get rid of arseholes!
A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"
The 60-year-old responded, "Did I...
Department of Fish and game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers 'till after they give birth in the...
myself a question and if I can answer it you will buy me lunch
Student: I am going to ask my self a question and if I can answer it you will buy me lunch.
Teacher: That does not seem fair to answer your own question.
Student: Then we will take turns asking...
While watching videos about the little village I grew up in I saw tables and chairs on the front door of houses,put there by the people living in the houses to sit in the evening and enjoy the balmy air of the evenings.
This reminded me of a story I read in the newspapers years...
Daddy telephones his little girl.
-Darling, sweetheart,it is daddy on the phone,can I talk to Mummy,can you get her for me?
-I don't want to daddy, she is upstairs with uncle David.
Sweetheart,you do not have an uncle David!
-Yes he is in the bedroom with mummy...