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I Can Laugh At Myself

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    I was looking up some contact information in

    one of my directory books when I came across a picture of two gentlemen. They seem to be standing behind a half wall and their arms resting on top...hands relaxed and hanging down. I noticed something on one of the hands so I put my thumb and index finger to enlarge the photo...
    dancingWATERz dancingWATERz 51-55, F 6 Responses Dec 16, 2015

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    Every paper towel commercial just reminds me

    that the cleanest option is to just not have children
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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    If I couldn't, I'd probably go mad.

    I do a lot of stupid stuff on a regular basis -_-
    Nenmir Nenmir 22-25, F 3 Responses Feb 10, 2015

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    FunnyDucky FunnyDucky 31-35, F 12 Responses Nov 30, 2015

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    I typically walk home from work

    but today a coworker gave me a ride home. I let myself in the front doors of my building, check my mail and walk down the hallway to the stairs to go up to my floor. As soon as I reached the stairs I went into automatic pilot. I walk up to my floor and into the hallway and...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 7 Responses Oct 15, 2015

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    katherinejmorris katherinejmorris 13-15, F 6 Responses Jun 24, 2015

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    I'm not the typical guy

    who fits in the society. So , being a misfit forces you to understand and analyse other's perspectives better because you aren't in a group. The problem you face is that people sometimes hurt you because look weak since you're a misfit. at first I was hurt quite a lot and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 19

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    When I drive if you beep your horn one second

    after the light changes green I will shut off my car lay on the hood & feed birds for an hour.
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 14 Responses Jan 3

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    most people are buried in suits,

    so if the zombie apocalypse ever happened it would be a formal event... stay classy.
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    Because idiots are funny sometimes.

    At least I can own it.
    IPleadthe5th IPleadthe5th 41-45, F 16 Responses Aug 15, 2015

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    okay another attempt to spice it up.

    my husband and I just go camera phones. I debated for ever. but figured nothing ventured nothing gained. so I dolled my self up, make up hair all of it. checked lighting. and took a topless photo. I deleted three before coming to the one that I liked best. I sent it and waited...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Sep 7, 2015

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    This donut scented car freshener will more

    than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 6 Responses Jan 18

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    Ill be speaking with my lawyer is the adult

    version of saying Im telling mom
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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    I say and do a lot of silly things

    that characterize me as a "dumb blonde" and it's amusing as ****. Laughing at yourself is not only humble, it's healthy. So laugh til you p*ss yourself because p*ssing is healthy, too.
    Suada117 Suada117 26-30, F 9 Responses Jan 25

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    its a good thing Apple isnt in charge of New

    Years. Otherwise we would all be expecting 2015 to be 2015 S.
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 3

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    okay I tried telling this story before.

    let me try again. I was trying to spice up marriage. husband's speaker phone didn't work and he was travelling. so I called him. I didn't let him speak. I went on and in about my plans for the evening. he never liked me talking in bed so I was kind of surprised when I heard a...
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Sep 7, 2015

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    I live to make everyone laugh

    and to cry in toilets while nobody cares. Yeh that's slutty I know. Hahahah laugh at me:)
    yochan87 yochan87 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 11

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    Sometimes I disregard volume

    when I'm talking...halfway through the convo I'm always like good god you guys am I yelling right now? This was supposed to be a private matter. Hhah =D
    BillyLovette BillyLovette 22-25, M 2 Responses Jun 20, 2015

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    I disagree with Kay's Jewelers.

    I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than Kay.
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 19

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    So as my cat was sleeping I played -The Lion

    Sleeps Tonight & I laughed for a solid 30 minutes...I'm a dumbass.
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Dec 1, 2015

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    Geesh. That was a freaking close call.

    Lolol So I'm hustling and bustling about in the kitchen. Multitasking. Washing dishes. Cooking supper and prepping for some sort of baked apple dish. Supper is cooked and settling nicely on the stove while I peel some apples and chop them up. I mix in ingredients not really...
    snowberry75 snowberry75 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 23

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    I am here. All day. Every day.

    Rain or Shine. Happy or Sad. I am here. For only reason. One , I want to chat ! May be laugh too ! He never bother to talk. Nor seems he even care.. Funny ! When I think of it.. It makes me giggle !! Am I really a Forty some woman? One step near the Grave? Ha !ha !ha !ha...
    discount66 discount66 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 10

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    I don't mind making a fool out of myself.

    .. I like making people laugh.
    InTheOutdoors InTheOutdoors 36-40, M Jan 23

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    I'm such a clutz. Everyday I drop something

    or run into a door or something . But, I accepted it . It's easier to laugh at myself for being such a dork .
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses May 4, 2015

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    I love doing this, especially

    when I'm faced with an embarrassing situation. A genuine laugh at myself mitigate the negativity of it all. People find it immature but I believe it's being carefree. The same way some opt for cursing their bad luck, I enjoy having a laugh at the mess I brought myself into...
    hmmyz hmmyz 22-25, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I know Im not perfect

    and have many faults, but instead of belittling myself, I look at the funny side of things and have a good laugh
    EtTuJudas EtTuJudas 46-50, M 6 Responses 2 days ago

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    I was running the other day

    when I ran across some grass, it had been raining a lot. so I slipped on a muddy spot, only I kept sliding, even when I fell. it was like something out a cartoon. I managed to cut my hands on the grass and ruin my jacket but I just laid there and laughed anyways, and eventually...
    adisconcertingjellyfish adisconcertingjellyfish 18-21, F Jan 8

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    I studied in an all- girls school

    for 14 years (from the age of 4 to 17). And then I went to a women's college for 3 years (from the age of 18 to 21). That's 17 years with nothing but girls all around and I think that's quite an achievement !! lol! XD
    metrorush metrorush 18-21, F 6 Responses Nov 4, 2015

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    At dance class yesterday,

    I told my new friend about a massive cheer fail I had way back when... *Flashback Time* It was my first year cheering and it was the first halftime in the season. We had practiced our routine over and over, trying to perfect our basket toss (which is apparently illegal for JV...
    LupaLavellan LupaLavellan 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    well I am really laughing at myself now.

    This is priceless! Just hope my fans get it. haha. Genuinely I've just done the most awful but hilarious thing. It's sunday afternoon obviously and at my age I start nodding off when I get in my comfy chair, but I'm so determined and obstinate that I try to stay awake to get...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 17

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    I can sit alone in my room late at night

    and come up with the worst joke in the entire universe, and then laugh at it for like 5min, then realize how lonely I am... <:")
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 3

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    Okay so here's a joke to make you laugh.

    I hope. I laughed. It's dark. But I laughed. Ok here goes. "You can't make everyone happy, you're not Nutella!" Did you laugh? No...okay... It's good advice though!! 😁😁
    L0serLikeMe L0serLikeMe 18-21, F 14 Responses Jun 14, 2015

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    If a girls bra is called over the shoulder

    boulder holder then what are a boys boxers called? Under the butt nut hut?
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 8 Responses Jan 4

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    I see so many people

    who take themselves too seriously.....its annoying and depressing. Lighten up people with a bit of introspective humor.
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Jan 20

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    Today when I got in the car I put my seatbelt

    on then I button up my sweater over it not realizing until I tried to get out of the car. I couldn't help but start laughing at myself . Lol
    Crystal39 Crystal39 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 11, 2015

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    I have truly done some daft things in my time,

    one of them being that I went shopping for my kids school uniforms in a nearby large town....when we arrived home I glanced down and saw to my mortification that on one foot I was wearing a tan high heeled sandal, on the other foot a black patent wedge heel slingback.!! How did...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 17

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    Sometimes I can get too serious about things,

    life. I have the capacity though to be able to laugh at myself, insides, whenever I get like this. Laughter is an essential medicine for life.
    Kontaxi95 Kontaxi95 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    I've eaten a whole jar of peanut butter

    as a kid I threw up it was horrible
    PhatGirl1999 PhatGirl1999 16-17, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    For a while, I was so engrossed reading an EP

    post, I forgot I was sipping coffee. Then I coughed, and wallah!, my screen was all splattered with brown. :()
    Solegne Solegne 41-45, F Jan 5

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    When I was younger I'd put my arms in my shirt

    and told people I lost my arms. I would restart the game whenever I knew I was going to lose. I would sleep with all the stuffed animals so none of them would get offended. I had that one pen with six colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. I poured my soda into the...
    serenitee068 serenitee068 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    My favorite part of a marathon is watching the

    reaction of runners who grab my plastic cup of vodka
    renee2475 renee2475 22-25, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    ooops. okay so in another attempt.

    I thought very carefully. luxurious silk sheets, satin nightgown. I had read a good massage was the key. I had warmed body oils all ready. I had my husband lay on his stomache. candles for mood lighting. looking back I should've known better. I climbed up brside him sitting...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Sep 8, 2015

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    I lost my tv remote at the weekend.

    I was so stressed out after hunting for it for a whole day. Just my luck! Yesterday evening I went to exchange Christmas gifts with friends, and as we would not see each other again until January we all agreed to open our presents together at the same time. And when my friend...
    SecretLights SecretLights 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2015

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    okay failed attempt three.

    I decided phones were out. not good experience. lol so I thought I will make my husband's favorite dinner. and meet him at the door in a nightie. I chose one that was sheer and pale pink. I worked on the lasgna. and got around. I waitwd and waited. finally two hours late I...
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