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I Can Never Eat Just One

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    Never Just One

    Chips Dried cranberries Almost any nut (shut up iRant) Chocolate- I used to have a roommate that could eat a bite or two of a candy bar and save the rest for later? WTH? She would put it back in the desk drawer and I would be thinking, oh hell no! Cookies The list could...
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 7 Responses Jun 18, 2013

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    Ode To The Potato Chip

    The potato chip.Sitting in a bag on the table.No problem.Most of the time that group of chips is safe,but,middle of the night.5 or 6 hours after Ive eaten.That bag of tasty chips has suddenly become a target of opportunity!Now I know that those chips are the perfect killing...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 17, 2012

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    Of Anything !

     I always had to have two Maidrites, two of anything.  My grandparents always said "Okay, eyes bigger than your stomach".  Now Jim says it. I want two hot dogs, two burgers, two two two !   Sometimes more ! Like those bite size candy...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 27, 2009

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    Cherries

    I end up eating the whole freaking bag of cherries in a day.  This is not a good thing afterward believe me.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 14 Responses Jul 27, 2009

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    Pig Out

    I can never eat just one cookie.  Excuse me, they're calling my name.
    Myonis108 Myonis108 56-60, F 34 Responses Jan 31, 2009

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    What, Where Did They Go?

    when ever i buy a bag of chips or cookies there are never any left overs.  i go into a sort of auto pilit and just keep chomping away mindlesssly eating untill i realize that they are all gone.  these arn't small bags but the largest ones i can find.  after they...
    flabman flabman 56-60, M 1 Response Sep 30, 2010

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    Nope

    I can't eat one of anything. I always reach out for a second. Then a third, because I like to come in threes. Then, if it's tiny, maybe I'll have ten more. :)
    delirium delirium 18-21, F Dec 2, 2010

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    Nachos....

    ...I seem to like to eat the whole plate, especially when they're covered in guacamole and sour cream and chili
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Feb 2, 2009

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    I Love To Eat

    my wife doesn't seem to mind though ; )
    leosdisciple leosdisciple 56-60, M Jul 14, 2011

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    Have you ever read the back of a classic Lays

    potato chip bag? "Betcha can't eat just one!" Very true. If I actually made that bet with someone, I would probably lose every time.
    MyUnspokenWord MyUnspokenWord 18-21, F Jan 5, 2014

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    First ....

    there is diggies with tea then theirs.... Mint imperials and..... Slice of apple pie with custard not for getting,,,, Black sports mixtures... also...  Wee Willies sandwich's including After eights . Oh and Penguins to ... :o)
    salar1 salar1 51-55, M 11 Responses Mar 29, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    Well I've never ate my full sister, although she was being a pain in the *** and annoying me, then randomly bit my arm. I was so annoyed i bit her back but I got shouted at because...
    ItsJustRebecca ItsJustRebecca 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    What a stupid fuckking group ha ha ha it made me laugh though. But nahhh i will never and have never eaten a sibling ha ha ha. Wtf im no sawney beane living up in a frigging cave...
    brokendolllface brokendolllface 31-35, F May 14

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    I may hate my brother but I will never eat him. That is going a bit too far.
    sroonaka616 sroonaka616 18-21 May 13

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    I can't!!!! Im not fat or anything but, prom is coming and I cant stop eating sweets, its like they are calling me.... help? how can I have more self-control
    711casc 711casc 18-21, F 21 hrs ago

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    For so long as I remember you, I can never sleep I'm afraid that I may see your face if I begin to dream. For so long as I hold on to you, I can never rest I know that in my sleep...
    PorcelainGrenade PorcelainGrenade 13-15, F 1 Response May 4

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    People think differently. They have different opinions, and whenever some of them blatantly state what they truly think, another person might get offended by it. It's the fault of...
    BloodEpiphone BloodEpiphone 13-15, F Apr 26

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    nope! I never did! but I have eaten someone's siblings for sure ;) um...I've eaten a chickens sibling as well as a turkeys sibling..! does that make me bad...? oh I'm so sorry dear...
    slytheringuy slytheringuy 16-17, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I feel like somebody felt like it was such an accomplishment that they got through life without eating their sibling and it makes me smile, because if I get through my lifetime...
    TheRisingPhoenix TheRisingPhoenix 16-17, F 1 Response May 14

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    Who the **** would eat their own sibling? Wow, and I thought I saw the weirdest experience already but nope, EP keeps wanting to freak me out for some reason.
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 15 Responses May 13

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    She tried to eat me then I ignored her then played pikwmonb
    AtPikachu AtPikachu 16-17, M 1 Response 16 hrs ago

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    My sister and I vowed that if one of us dies first, the other will be sure to make use of that fresh deli. Compared to ground beef, unprocessed human flesh is way healthier for you...
    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 16-17 1 Response May 13

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    Only frozen fruit. That's all I can eat.
    RoxyA24 RoxyA24 22-25, F May 10

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    Yea, cant be a part of this group... I ate my sister out years ago. X-D
    Reboot153 Reboot153 41-45, M 5 Responses May 14

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    I really wish I could though....all of it. The good ones and bad ones....when I remember the memories I only feel one thing...hurt...past is past...because people like me are gone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 3

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    They are my mistakes & regrets in life, where I can make my loved ones tear up
    WolfsterTheWere WolfsterTheWere 13-15, M Apr 28

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    So, there I was... Up on that stage, with my old band members but minus 1. And we played a 12 song set and usually after 5-6 songs we decide who gets the stage to do a solo... So...
    KozGame KozGame 16-17, M May 4

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    I really wish that I could..How does one forget a memory?
    youreable youreable 26-30, F 14 Responses May 3

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    I was married to a marine and he was a great guy from beginning until all hell broke loose . I was married for 3 years . I was abused, mentally and physically, more twards the end...
    backw00dsbarbie88 backw00dsbarbie88 26-30, F 3 Responses May 3

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    Floor Jansen, vocalist for ReVamp and Nightwish. She's beyond beautiful, smart, funny, great to hang out with, and so talented. More of an infatuation, I know, but still! She...
    ThePhilosopher ThePhilosopher 26-30, M 17 hrs ago

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    I like this guy. We talk all of the time, via texts and sc of course. But it can't have him because he lives like two hours away. -_-
    SpaceGlitch SpaceGlitch 16-17, F 1 Response May 3

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    I lay in bed for hours every night... Thinking about things some of which I can change.... Some of which I cannot. I am so tired from my insomnia, that I'm not even tired anymore...
    Tink1815 Tink1815 26-30, F 1 Response May 7

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    Sometimes I can't control them, and they all come rushing back. I just want to forget and move on with my life but they're always on my mind, no matter what I do. My past is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 8

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    I'm usually okay and then a random memory will pop up in my eyes and I can't stop thinking about it for days if not weeks
    Silentscreamsbpd Silentscreamsbpd 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm so passionate about music.. It's like even while listening to it I still can't get enough.. Is it weird it gives me butterflies? It's my addiction that's helped me through...
    ForeverKittenn ForeverKittenn 13-15, F 2 Responses Apr 23

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    Everyday that I wake up made me realize you can only live once a day, not focused on yesterday because that's the past and tomorrow isn't promised.
    Brandnewhim2015 Brandnewhim2015 26-30, M May 6

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    Reason is because their actually no longer with us:0
    LATEENO79 LATEENO79 31-35, F 3 hrs ago

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    Wtf is this group? Wtf does it mean? Who did this? Omfg. Why? What? I'm.. Just.. Wtf?
    Fireprooof Fireprooof 18-21, F 3 Responses May 13

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    Remember that episode of Drake and Josh where Drake was asked what a sibling is and he said "a baby pig." Drake, did you make this group?
    RH17 RH17 18-21, F May 13

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    Who makes groups like these?! I love you people, because I totally relate!!!! What a rarity.
    SecretsOut14 SecretsOut14 18-21, F 2 Responses May 14

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    I love you guys for making this group. Lol
    Tawheed1994 Tawheed1994 18-21, M 3 Responses May 14

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    haha, this is the most awesome and stupid group I've ever joined
    kayeheyII kayeheyII 13-15, F 2 Responses May 14

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