I'm a guy and hired a personal trainer. I'm an expat in Holland so I don't have many friends. Thus, the trainer became a good friend for me. But several things happened that I...
Hi, I am fifteen. The only doctor who has not told me it's all in my head or said it's anxiety issues suspects it's POTS. For the last year, my heart randomly starts racing at 150...
Everyone loves a slinky, except Chuck Norris. They were invented because they used to be straight metal rods but curled up in fear of Chuck Norris.
I want to learn Norwegian because I love Norway: it's my favourite Country.
I have a Norwegian grammar book, a dictionary and a CD with the pronunciation, and I will study hard to...
There are numerous older men in the world who are single and seeking someone special in their life. For all such men, AgeMeet.com has been created as a reliable online platform to...
I'm a mute. But I like to think, that I don't need to speak to express how I feel. Poetry does this quite well for me.
I cry my tears.
Tears of pain.
I reach out for...
How can I accept what I am ?
I've had a period where I was pretty happy, motivated, wanted to do it all, lost my extra weight,.. later i get in a few unfortunate accidents ,also...
I cannot forget what others have done to me in the past. I don't necessarily keep beating them over the head with it like others do, but I also sure that the decision to keep me...
I get told and have been told by many people that I'm "such a sweetheart". That's great and all but when guys think your too "sweet" to date it makes me think I'm such a child-and...
Chuck Norris cannot break a law because they always split in two, out of fear when they see him.
A post made me think just now, look at yet another aspect of myself. It occurs to me (though you may have noticed lol) that I am entirely unsophisticated. There have been small...
I remind myself daily I cannot change what he has done to our family. From now on I only focus on getting myself happy agai n.
Normal people are able to 'Poke' other people on Facebook. Chuck Norris is the only one able to click 'Round House Kick' on others.
I don't think I'm doing a very good job.
I've only ever wanted to be normal. It's the one big thing that has brought me peace - knowing that I can be normal. But.. I don't think...
See that scar, the one that never fades. You did that to me. That scratch, the one on the side, it happened long ago. This is my heart. You cannot just come and take it from me.
BEING NORMAL MEANS RESPECT
NO ODD STARES
ACCEPTANCE IN SOCIETY
A SIGN OF MATURITY
LESS LIKELY TO GO INSANE
LIKED BY PEERS
LIKED BY FRIENDS
LOVED BY FAMILY
LIKED BY CO WORKERS...
Some children wear Superman pajamas to bed. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number, YOU answered the WRONG phone.
Did you hear that Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience?
Did you hear what Chuck Norris did to the guy that threw him into the river? Just kidding... NOBODY throws Chuck Norris.
That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's his third fist.
That's not "The light at the end of the tunnel" you see... that's Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter".
If Chuck Norris got shot today, tomorrow will be the bullets funeral.
Chuck Norris was scheduled to die 5 years ago, but Death hasn't mustered the courage to tell him.
Before there were Big Macs, there were Little Macs... they were to small for Chuck Norris so he round-house kicked it so hard it became a Big Mac.
Chuck Norris will never be on The Apprentice cuz' The Donald knows that chuck would fire Him!...wait for it...with a round house kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris uses the white crayon, colors appear.
Chuck Norris won't rock your world, he will roundhouse kick it to another universe.
I cannot control everyone and everything.I would rather control myself.But now Ithink I should control others sometimes.I have allowed people to take me for a ride too much
I despise the Chinese for their cruelty to animals especially dogs. Such a disconnected soulless people and country. Been there and hated it.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "slaughter."
What is normality anyway ? Well, to me, it's how, by probability, you would expect a person taken totally randomly to behave. And it's the whole problem. A lot of people aren't...
Normal is kind of boring, isn't it?
What's so fun about being 'normal'? Haha.
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.- Charles Adams
Death came for Chuck Norris, but Chuck didn't want to go, so he round-house kicked Death and now they play poker every other Thursday
I just posted my opinions on fat shaming and such on my tumblr account. If you could please check it out it would mean a lot!
Chuck Norris can build a plane out of Macgyver.