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I Cannot Confirm Nor Deny Such Allegations

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    I Will However...

    Confirm his.. Mmmmmm *boing* the things you see under a desk...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    Shouldn't This Be . . .

    I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations?Either way, I am afraid that I cannot comment at this time.
    laynemeyer laynemeyer 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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