Stray is behaving exactly the same way Bard was.
He eneters the living room where I spend most of my time, pretending to be working on collecting stories for my book.
I cannot let him go nor do I want to.Why would I let someone go who makes me so happy? I tell him everything. He knows my worries and fears. He knows my joys and jealousies. He is...
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four...
There are limits on what we can effect both for ourselves and for others as much as those things we could and ought be prepared to change for ourselves not least for me aspects of...
To me, it had been a nightmare throughout all my life, until I realized of a few things! Normally, being an empath is also followed by being clairsentient, clairaudient...
Why is this such a mystery?
Life is too damned short....
Yesterday is dust...
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My mother has been an alcoholic since I can even remember. She tells me it started when I was 2.
I just want normal normality. My normal is maybe a lot different from others. For...
What the hell is normal anyway? We as humans are SO worried about this unachievable 'normal.' I don't know what it is, so instead of being normal, I'll just be me.
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change the strength to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference
Small glimpses of what I used to have, they draw me back stronger than ever..
I cannot get to where I want and need to be until the barriers crumble and the enemies leave... Then...
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Chuck Norris is only scared of one thing - Mamma Norris!
I don't know why I choose this, I choose this in the beginning and since have realized no one is normal. That most people just want to be accepted and feel they have a place. Point...
When you see Chuck Norris' picture on a t-shirt, Don't look at him in the eyes. Because everything the shirt sees, CHUCK NORRIS SEES!
Chuck Norris destroyed Route 66 because the only place you're allowed to get your kicks from is from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris blew out a right front tire on his truck. To fix the problem he simply leaned to the left.
Chuck Norris doesn't predict the future. He knows the future.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
When Chuck Norris snores, he breaks the Richter Scale
Etienne, my friend from the gym, has asked me to go to London with him for the weekend,mwe are booked on the Eurostar TGV later. It means I am not riding my bike to work, instead...
Chuck Norris can skip water on a rock.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, riding a hungry lion.
The ocean was once fresh water but Chuck Norris likes his shrimp salty.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
When you watch "Walker, Texas Ranger" on T.V. that is actually Chuck Norris doing a live renactment.
It took God 7 days to create the Universe. It took only 20 minutes for Chuck Norris to knock up his feminine side and create God.
Chuck Norris chopped a tree down with a roundhouse kick
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
The earth spins only because Chuck Norris is running westwards.
Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
Nobody is normal but most of abnormalities haven't got a name yet.
I fall in love too easily. (Ok, it's the definition of love). Someone smile at me or chat with me. Or just...
The shark in Jaws, the piranha in the Piranha movie and the crocodile in Lake Placid,etc. are all trained pets of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got set on fire. The fire had to stop, drop, and roll.