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I Cannot Confirm Nor Deny Such Allegations

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    Shouldn't This Be . . .

    I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations?Either way, I am afraid that I cannot comment at this time.
    laynemeyer laynemeyer 36-40, M 3 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    I Will However...

    Confirm his.. Mmmmmm *boing* the things you see under a desk...
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody 31-35, F 5 Responses Jan 5, 2012

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    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change the strength to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference
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    When you see Chuck Norris' picture on a t-shirt, Don't look at him in the eyes. Because everything the shirt sees, CHUCK NORRIS SEES!
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    Chuck Norris destroyed Route 66 because the only place you're allowed to get your kicks from is from Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris blew out a right front tire on his truck. To fix the problem he simply leaned to the left.
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    Chuck Norris doesn't predict the future. He knows the future.
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    Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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    When Chuck Norris snores, he breaks the Richter Scale
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    Chuck Norris can skip water on a rock.
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    If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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    Chuck Norris once won the Kentucky Derby, riding a hungry lion.
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    Team Rocket once attempted to steal Chuck Norris' Pikachu; they were immediately roundhouse kicked by Chuck before they lay a finger on Pikachu.
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