I Can't Be Trusted Around Chocolate

for people who can't get enough of this yummy stuff 414 People

    it's all gone ! the EASTER chocolate eggs

    and rabbits, I ate every single one of them and Easter is still 4 days away
    gingertasha gingertasha
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 1, 2015

    It's True

    I love it too much. It's right up there with sex. Where there's a will there's a way. When there's a Hershey's chocolate candy bar floating around I will find it. Back when I lived at home if someone brought chocolate into the house they would have to hide it from me...
    unfucktheworld unfucktheworld
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Sep 29, 2007

    Apparently I can't. Today I was trying to use a

    chocolate fountain and I ended up losing my strawberry in it, as I attempted to save the strawberry I ended up covering my hand and arm in chocolate. -_-
    FleshEatingBacteria FleshEatingBacteria
    18-21, M
    Jul 9, 2015

    Repeat Chocaholic Offender !

    I have it  real  bad....chocolate and me have shared a torrid love affair for many years , with no signs of abating....... cocoa beans , will never be safe again around me....chocolate in all shapes, forms, guises, never slips past my shrewd cocoa filled eyes...
    andromeda andromeda
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 1, 2012

    Oh God I Love Chocolate

    The one food I would actually bathe in and eat too.It's sweet and fills my mouth with real pleasure and I can eat it till I'm sick.Wait a while and do it again.I can't have it in the house or I would be constantly eating it.
    februarydays februarydays
    51-55, F
    1 Response Sep 30, 2010

    Hide The Halloween Candy

    Be careful with your Halloween candy around me I might sneak some of it. I cannot  handle the temptaion so hide the chocolate if you want any.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Nov 3, 2011

    It Wasn't Me!!

    I can't believe how many people don't trust me when there's chocolate nearby, honestly, they just think I'm going to eat it, such nerve. I love chocolate, but, as I constantly have to kept telling them, it was the chocolate fairies that only I seem to see...why they don't believe...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2007


    If it weren't for chocolate, I would be about half my size!!! Damn you Hershey!!
    patchworkofmistakes patchworkofmistakes
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 22, 2007

    Did Somebody Say Chocolate?

    *sniffs the air* Mmm I just ate some white stuff.. next well you gotta have caramel too, and peppermint.. Mmm then there's chocolate body paint, and chocolate brownies, and devils food cake and.... oh crap just give me the chocolate and no one will get hurt!
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Sep 7, 2010

    Mistress to the Dark Master.

    I do love a piece of good chocolate.  I always have.  In fact at one time I was quite addicted and had to have it every day.  Strangely, as of this summer I have found my life long addiction not so addicting.  I find that so odd.  To have spent a life...
    Freestanding Freestanding
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Sep 26, 2008
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