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I Cant Believe What An Idiot I Am Sometimes

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    I.. Am A Complete Moron..

    I am a complete moron.. Everyone always told me, watch where you step. They were dead right! When I was just a little girl, we owned chickens. I let one of the chicks get lose, and I began to chase after it. Since I lived in the country, I never wore shoes. The chick hopped into...
    LexieLavi LexieLavi 13-15, F Apr 1, 2012

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    Well...I forgot my previous account username

    and password and the email it was connected to so I just made a new one. Haha wow I'm really stupid sometimes.
    reddin reddin 13-15, F Oct 23

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    Yep I say stupid things

    and go jumping to conclusions, and to my shame I upset people I care about all because sometimes I'm an idiot.
    IF64 IF64 46-50, M 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Idiocy

    I had my first main studio shoot yesterday at our school for our finals next week. I managed to get every ounce of equipment easily with no faults whatsoever, and by the time I got the light stands unfolded and ready for the strobes and softbox, my retardedness took place..I...
    XxxFallenAngelxxX XxxFallenAngelxxX 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2013

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    But Then

    I just laugh at myself and move on...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 14, 2011

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    Did I Seriously Think That...

    I always warn myself ahead of time that bad things can happen, but for some reason I never go with my gut feeling. I always think for some reason something good can come out of something bad. What the hell was I thinking?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 15, 2009

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    Crazy Story

     ok well about one year ago i like the rely popular girl ill call her A. well i knew i didnt have a chance with A but i still liked her. she was a princess and i was all unpopular. but that didnt stop me. i was too shy to talk to her so i wud write notes. i wud rite...
    donealotofmistakes donealotofmistakes 13-15, M 2 Responses Apr 8, 2009

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    This Fits Me So Well

    a few months ago i went to a party with my friend. we danced drank a lil and sung some songs. somewhere during the night we lost contact and i ended up meet this guy who insisted we dance. so after some convincing i agreed to dance and then he asked if i wanted something to drink...
    sammiesweetheart sammiesweetheart 16-17, F Jun 20, 2012

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    im so stupid. my boyfriend is a lying cheating

    jerk. he has been cheating on me with his ex ex wife but it turns on hes cheating on her with me. they still live together. i had a feeling something was going on because he would always hide his phone when ever brittney would call or text. well the other day he left his phone...
    bapierce9513 bapierce9513 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    I am a true idiot i am admitting it right here

    and now.Just when my life starts to get better and better i say or do something incredibly stupid and i start from day 1 all over again. i have done this repetitively through out my life and will do it as i get older.
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F Sep 7

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    so last night, i went out on my back porch.

    ..i live in a second story apartment....i brought my phone and tablet and was just surfing the web and enjoying the thunderstorm...well my kitten decided he wanted to scale the screen door to the top....well i put him back down and shut the sliding glass door to keep him from...
    deleteddeletedgone deleteddeletedgone 31-35, M 3 Responses Jun 10

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    Oopsie...

    I am am idiot today. Sigh. Maybe I will do better tomorrow. Maybe....
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    So Yeah...

    I am probably the DUMBEST person to walk this earth. When God was creating people and handing out all the vital parts to make a functioning human being, I think he skipped over me on Brain Day. Because I really doubt that I have one, I haven't been using it AT ALL. I have...
    sunshinegurl18 sunshinegurl18 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 1, 2009

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    Fire

    I swear....I am an intelligent, well educated man. I have common sense, spacial awareness, and would never be one that's called a klutz. That being said...... Ok, I had along on my mind. I was thinking about all the stuff (Christmas and otherwise) I have to do on my day off...
    amodelcitizen amodelcitizen 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2012

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    I Never Stop Being An Idiot

    that's what i said when i knew the truth behind the pictures he shares with me of his Disney world trip.for the second time he kept me in the dark and never told me he was living with someone for two years ,yes i know we only know each other online and we are far away and we are...
    lonesomedove80 lonesomedove80 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 30, 2010

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    I can be an idiot sometimes.

    I acknowledge that!
    styxc styxc 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    I Am Going to Kick Myself Later

    A man I had a less than healthy relationship with a couple of years ago contacted me.  He told me what a fool he was to treat me the way he did...blah blah blah.  After much consideration I have decided to give him a chance to prove he really changed.  I am hoping...
    wheniwasntlooking wheniwasntlooking 36-40 2 Responses Sep 23, 2008

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    When I'm Angry...

    I run into walls. I don't understand why. I just don't pay attention when I'm angry.
    thebookaholic thebookaholic 22-25, F Aug 14, 2013

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    Left In Charge

    Not too long ago; I was dating someone, I really shouldn’t have been. He threw my life into total chaos and made me crazy emotional. I am a very emotional person to being with, so being with someone who was completely insensitive to emotional needs, just make it impossible...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 14, 2011

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    Some times I wonder how my friends

    and I are still alive XD
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Sep 11

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    Thrown off my game and now I feel pretty stupid for allowing that to happen. You would think it would be a case of 'once bitten, twice shy' What a fool!
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    yeppppp. its official I was an idiot! lmao my husband just informed me that wanted was not infact sung by guns n roses but by bon jovi. lol u can tell I dont listen to a lot of 80s...
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    Here I was on a high after Thanksgiving and then today I decide to read over all our skype conversations.....It is a good thing I don't have all our texts or I would be really...
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    I know that I have a brain but amaze myself at the dumb things I do and have done! I might be intelligent but my brain is clearly not always engaged. ;)
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