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I Cant Believe What An Idiot I Am Sometimes

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    I can be an idiot sometimes.

    I acknowledge that!
    styxc styxc 18-21, M Dec 17, 2014

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    I swear....I am an intelligent, well educated man. I have common sense, spacial awareness, and would never be one that's called a klutz. That being said...... Ok, I had along on my mind. I was thinking about all the stuff (Christmas and otherwise) I have to do on my day off...
    amodelcitizen amodelcitizen 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 19, 2012

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    so last night, i went out on my back porch.

    ..i live in a second story apartment....i brought my phone and tablet and was just surfing the web and enjoying the thunderstorm...well my kitten decided he wanted to scale the screen door to the top....well i put him back down and shut the sliding glass door to keep him from...
    MattyIce36 MattyIce36 36-40, M 5 Responses Jun 10, 2014

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    This Fits Me So Well

    a few months ago i went to a party with my friend. we danced drank a lil and sung some songs. somewhere during the night we lost contact and i ended up meet this guy who insisted we dance. so after some convincing i agreed to dance and then he asked if i wanted something to drink...
    sammiesweetheart sammiesweetheart 16-17, F Jun 20, 2012

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    kayeheyII kayeheyII 13-15, F 1 Response May 12

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    Well...I forgot my previous account username

    and password and the email it was connected to so I just made a new one. Haha wow I'm really stupid sometimes.
    reddin reddin 16-17, F Oct 23, 2014

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    So Yeah...

    I am probably the DUMBEST person to walk this earth. When God was creating people and handing out all the vital parts to make a functioning human being, I think he skipped over me on Brain Day. Because I really doubt that I have one, I haven't been using it AT ALL. I have...
    sunshinegurl18 sunshinegurl18 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 1, 2009

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    But Then

    I just laugh at myself and move on...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 14, 2011

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    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 7, 2014

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    im so stupid. my boyfriend is a lying cheating

    jerk. he has been cheating on me with his ex ex wife but it turns on hes cheating on her with me. they still live together. i had a feeling something was going on because he would always hide his phone when ever brittney would call or text. well the other day he left his phone...
    bapierce9513 bapierce9513 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 22, 2014

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    When I'm Angry...

    I run into walls. I don't understand why. I just don't pay attention when I'm angry.
    thebookaholic thebookaholic 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 14, 2013

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    Did I Seriously Think That...

    I always warn myself ahead of time that bad things can happen, but for some reason I never go with my gut feeling. I always think for some reason something good can come out of something bad. What the hell was I thinking?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 15, 2009

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    I Never Stop Being An Idiot

    that's what i said when i knew the truth behind the pictures he shares with me of his Disney world trip.for the second time he kept me in the dark and never told me he was living with someone for two years ,yes i know we only know each other online and we are far away and we are...
    lonesomedove80 lonesomedove80 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 30, 2010

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    Left In Charge

    Not too long ago; I was dating someone, I really shouldn’t have been. He threw my life into total chaos and made me crazy emotional. I am a very emotional person to being with, so being with someone who was completely insensitive to emotional needs, just make it impossible...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 14, 2011

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    Some times I wonder how my friends

    and I are still alive XD
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato 13-15, F Sep 11, 2014

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    When I was about 12 years old,

    my neighbor and my brother were telling me a story. I never met the family of my neighbor before nor do I know them, my brother used to go to same school that my neighbor did and he visited too often that he became a family. Anyways, one day I was sitting with them downstairs...
    RestlessFlame RestlessFlame 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

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    I am a true idiot i am admitting it right here

    and now.Just when my life starts to get better and better i say or do something incredibly stupid and i start from day 1 all over again. i have done this repetitively through out my life and will do it as i get older.
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou 13-15, F Sep 7, 2014

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    Oopsie...

    I am am idiot today. Sigh. Maybe I will do better tomorrow. Maybe....
    soulrunher soulrunher 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 8, 2013

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    Crazy Story

     ok well about one year ago i like the rely popular girl ill call her A. well i knew i didnt have a chance with A but i still liked her. she was a princess and i was all unpopular. but that didnt stop me. i was too shy to talk to her so i wud write notes. i wud rite...
    donealotofmistakes donealotofmistakes 13-15, M 2 Responses Apr 8, 2009

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    Idiocy

    I had my first main studio shoot yesterday at our school for our finals next week. I managed to get every ounce of equipment easily with no faults whatsoever, and by the time I got the light stands unfolded and ready for the strobes and softbox, my retardedness took place..I...
    XxxFallenAngelxxX XxxFallenAngelxxX 22-25, F Jun 2, 2013

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    I.. Am A Complete Moron..

    I am a complete moron.. Everyone always told me, watch where you step. They were dead right! When I was just a little girl, we owned chickens. I let one of the chicks get lose, and I began to chase after it. Since I lived in the country, I never wore shoes. The chick hopped into...
    LexieLavi LexieLavi 13-15, F Apr 1, 2012

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    I Am Going to Kick Myself Later

    A man I had a less than healthy relationship with a couple of years ago contacted me.  He told me what a fool he was to treat me the way he did...blah blah blah.  After much consideration I have decided to give him a chance to prove he really changed.  I am hoping...
    wheniwasntlooking wheniwasntlooking 36-40 2 Responses Sep 23, 2008

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    Yep I say stupid things

    and go jumping to conclusions, and to my shame I upset people I care about all because sometimes I'm an idiot.
    IF64 IF64 51-55, M 2 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    I rescued my kitten when he was only four weeks old. He'd already been taken from his mother and littermates, and was put in a home where people chased him, pulled his tail...
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    Social wise, I'm so naive that if someone was insulting me i probably wouldn't pick up on it.
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    I have the best marks in my class and even still I laugh at and make the stupidest jokes and comments from my friends haha.
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    I don't have the best grades. But my IQ is 124. I'm just very lazy lol.
    Diego15 Diego15 18-21, M 1 Response May 4

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    I can write the crap out of an essay on Post-Modernism...then leave the house with my shoes on the wrong feet.
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    Today, a job interview on the phone, I had to program a simple test (i am a developer) and I made two rookie mistakes. I feel so terrible about it. I will hear next week if I will...
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