I Cant Believe What An Idiot I Am Sometimes

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    I am am idiot today. Sigh. Maybe I will do better tomorrow. Maybe....
    soulrunher soulrunher
    46-50, F
    1 Response Feb 8, 2013

    I had a bonfire, and I made it with desiel.

    Long story short, lots of things caught fire
    beefynator beefynator
    16-17, M
    Apr 11

    Well...I forgot my previous account username

    and password and the email it was connected to so I just made a new one. Haha wow I'm really stupid sometimes.
    reddin reddin
    16-17, F
    Oct 23, 2014

    I have my moments but

    when you find out the full truth about someone over the last two years to be heartless, manipulative piece of scum is really a gut kicker :/ glad to finally know the truth and can move on with my life..
    SubmissiveKitty09 SubmissiveKitty09
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 13

    I.. Am A Complete Moron..

    I am a complete moron.. Everyone always told me, watch where you step. They were dead right! When I was just a little girl, we owned chickens. I let one of the chicks get lose, and I began to chase after it. Since I lived in the country, I never wore shoes. The chick hopped into...
    LexieLavi LexieLavi
    13-15, F
    Apr 1, 2012

    I Never Stop Being An Idiot

    that's what i said when i knew the truth behind the pictures he shares with me of his Disney world trip.for the second time he kept me in the dark and never told me he was living with someone for two years ,yes i know we only know each other online and we are far away and we are...
    lonesomedove80 lonesomedove80
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 30, 2010

    I am a true idiot i am admitting it right here

    and now.Just when my life starts to get better and better i say or do something incredibly stupid and i start from day 1 all over again. i have done this repetitively through out my life and will do it as i get older.
    wannaloveyou wannaloveyou
    13-15, F
    Sep 7, 2014

    Crazy Story

     ok well about one year ago i like the rely popular girl ill call her A. well i knew i didnt have a chance with A but i still liked her. she was a princess and i was all unpopular. but that didnt stop me. i was too shy to talk to her so i wud write notes. i wud rite...
    donealotofmistakes donealotofmistakes
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Apr 8, 2009

    I Am Going to Kick Myself Later

    A man I had a less than healthy relationship with a couple of years ago contacted me.  He told me what a fool he was to treat me the way he did...blah blah blah.  After much consideration I have decided to give him a chance to prove he really changed.  I am hoping...
    wheniwasntlooking wheniwasntlooking
    2 Responses Sep 23, 2008

    So the other day I was leaving my bedroom early

    morning when I decide to peak out the hallway window. The blinds are white and it's easy to see anything that doesn't belong on them. In this case it was a spider crawling a few meters away from my face that gets me jumping back. It was small and usually I'd just want to chuck...
    WhimsicalKara WhimsicalKara
    18-21, F
    Aug 28, 2015

    So... It has recently come to my attention via

    auto correct , that one of my tattoos is misspelt... God damnit. Thank god it's an easy fix, I've had this damn thing for almost a year!!!! Going back tomorrow in shame, good thing I'm leaving Town soon anyways. Hahaha
    deleted deleted
    Jan 2

    i was baking cookies

    and I turned the oven on 500 degrees >.< there was soo much smoke. I'm so slow lol
    dreshawn dreshawn
    16-17, M
    1 Response Apr 12
    BlueEyedFaye BlueEyedFaye
    26-30, F
    Aug 7, 2014

    I always end up sabotaging myself.

    I say the wrong things, I let my insecurities get the best of me, I say way more than I should even when I know I should just shut up. I end up pushing people away before they ever really get a chance to know me. I try, I really do. I wish I wasn't so stupid
    TheWanderingWarrior TheWanderingWarrior
    26-30, M
    Dec 11, 2015

    Left In Charge

    Not too long ago; I was dating someone, I really shouldn’t have been. He threw my life into total chaos and made me crazy emotional. I am a very emotional person to being with, so being with someone who was completely insensitive to emotional needs, just make it impossible...
    JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jan 14, 2011

    But Then

    I just laugh at myself and move on...
    deleted deleted
    Jan 14, 2011

    When I was about 12 years old,

    my neighbor and my brother were telling me a story. I never met the family of my neighbor before nor do I know them, my brother used to go to same school that my neighbor did and he visited too often that he became a family. Anyways, one day I was sitting with them downstairs...
    deleted deleted
    May 11, 2015

    i wish i had not met her,

    why is it so easy for girls to move on
    deleted deleted
    Aug 8, 2015

    So Yeah...

    I am probably the DUMBEST person to walk this earth. When God was creating people and handing out all the vital parts to make a functioning human being, I think he skipped over me on Brain Day. Because I really doubt that I have one, I haven't been using it AT ALL. I have...
    sunshinegurl18 sunshinegurl18
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 1, 2009

    I have had the worst back pains

    for the past year, realized last night that the mattress was upside down in my defense the mattress had a cover on it which was on upside down. woke up with less back pain yay
    KYPtonite KYPtonite
    22-25, M
    Jan 16

    so last night, i went out on my back porch.

    ..i live in a second story apartment....i brought my phone and tablet and was just surfing the web and enjoying the thunderstorm...well my kitten decided he wanted to scale the screen door to the top....well i put him back down and shut the sliding glass door to keep him from...
    ObsidianLegion ObsidianLegion
    36-40, M
    5 Responses Jun 10, 2014

    I lied to her. I ******* lied to her.

    I can't believe I just did that.
    HidingInTheMusic HidingInTheMusic
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 22, 2015
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 12, 2015

    Some times I wonder how my friends

    and I are still alive XD
    CosplayPotato CosplayPotato
    13-15, F
    Sep 11, 2014

    im so stupid. my boyfriend is a lying cheating

    jerk. he has been cheating on me with his ex ex wife but it turns on hes cheating on her with me. they still live together. i had a feeling something was going on because he would always hide his phone when ever brittney would call or text. well the other day he left his phone...
    bapierce9513 bapierce9513
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 22, 2014

    Did I Seriously Think That...

    I always warn myself ahead of time that bad things can happen, but for some reason I never go with my gut feeling. I always think for some reason something good can come out of something bad. What the hell was I thinking?
    LylaRocks LylaRocks
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jun 15, 2009

    This Fits Me So Well

    a few months ago i went to a party with my friend. we danced drank a lil and sung some songs. somewhere during the night we lost contact and i ended up meet this guy who insisted we dance. so after some convincing i agreed to dance and then he asked if i wanted something to drink...
    sammiesweetheart sammiesweetheart
    18-21, F
    Jun 20, 2012

    When I'm Angry...

    I run into walls. I don't understand why. I just don't pay attention when I'm angry.
    thebookaholic thebookaholic
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 14, 2013


    I swear....I am an intelligent, well educated man. I have common sense, spacial awareness, and would never be one that's called a klutz. That being said...... Ok, I had along on my mind. I was thinking about all the stuff (Christmas and otherwise) I have to do on my day off...
    RisenFromAshes RisenFromAshes
    36-40, M
    Dec 19, 2012
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