I Can't Burp

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    Burp+me=no Way.

    Ever since I was little, I realized that I didn't know how to burp. I hardly ever burp and when I do (which is once a month MAYBE) it's too quiet to even notice.  I talked to my grandfather about this one day and he said that I inherited it from him!! Crazy!! Is there anyone...
    shortyy2010 shortyy2010
    18-21, F
    8 Responses Nov 24, 2009

    My teachers can hear me from in the classroom,

    all of the way out in hallway!
    deleted deleted
    May 23, 2015

    There Are Many Of Us Who Can't Burp But...

    I have a noise that emminates from my esophagus that can be quite embarrasing in public situations. I call these noises my 'whale song'. Actually it was my daughter who started calling the noises that. There is actually a name for this condition. It has something to do with...
    Fem6465 Fem6465
    51-55, F
    1 Response Sep 4, 2011

    My 7 Year Old Can't Burp...

    This post is dedicated to my 7 year old son ;) He can't burp either, people, and it's so funny! Funny? you ask? Because he makes up for it by excessively tooting! And his toots can pack a powerful punch! Thankfully he has enough sense not to toot in public, but his toots...
    Honeylove Honeylove
    Apr 11, 2012
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