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I Can't Burp

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    My 7 Year Old Can't Burp...

    This post is dedicated to my 7 year old son ;) He can't burp either, people, and it's so funny! Funny? you ask? Because he makes up for it by excessively tooting! And his toots can pack a powerful punch! Thankfully he has enough sense not to toot in public, but his toots...
    Honeylove Honeylove 26-30 Apr 11, 2012

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    There Are Many Of Us Who Can't Burp But...

    I have a noise that emminates from my esophagus that can be quite embarrasing in public situations. I call these noises my 'whale song'. Actually it was my daughter who started calling the noises that. There is actually a name for this condition. It has something to do with...
    Fem6465 Fem6465 51-55, F 1 Response Sep 4, 2011

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    Burp+me=no Way.

    Ever since I was little, I realized that I didn't know how to burp. I hardly ever burp and when I do (which is once a month MAYBE) it's too quiet to even notice.  I talked to my grandfather about this one day and he said that I inherited it from him!! Crazy!! Is there anyone...
    shortyy2010 shortyy2010 18-21, F 8 Responses Nov 24, 2009

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