I Can't Change My Past But I Can Change My Underwear

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    Aheem

    I guess i never thought of it that way!
    carriewpd carriewpd
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 9, 2010

    And...

    Some of the stuff that happened in my past made me crap my pants... so it's a good thing I can change that!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 16, 2011

    Change Is Good

    i believe change is good for thoughs who want to really change, but what do you do about the sex police, who say you cant go nude on a public beach?
    sam4fun2010 sam4fun2010
    70+, M
    Jul 1, 2010

    Inside-out, Back-to-front, And Back-to-front Inside-out

    and i call them underpants. as for the metaphor behind this, i would say that i tend to perseverate on unfavourable events/people/situations rather than letting them go and forgetting about them.
    scratchedxthornxwrists scratchedxthornxwrists
    36-40, F
    Jul 30, 2012

    Smart *** comment but what the hell.

    Just because I can, doesn't mean I have to. Lol
    Ilikepi314 Ilikepi314
    31-35, M
    Mar 9, 2014

    If Only Life Changes Were So Easy

     Clean underwear is a given. Changing the past is impossible.  
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jan 22, 2010

    Now And Later

    I'm twenty-sever year old woman that has mild aspbergers ironically I'm also an adult entertainer. I started stripping in order to support my father when he got out of prison for his sixth DUI. My "father" introduced me to who I call now my ex-husband. I did not understand what...
    Dawn913 Dawn913
    26-30, F
    Nov 22, 2012

    Hope So

    Well, the past obviously can't be changed, and I have underwear that I can change... This holds true to me, and I hope you can't time travel, and you might change your underwear, it's not my place to judge.
    BBUDS BBUDS
    18-21, F
    Jan 29, 2010

    Scary

    Sometimes my past make me think I have to change my underware.
    loopnscc loopnscc
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Jan 22, 2010

    Change

    Too bad I can't change my past and thank goodness I can change my underwears every day!  I gotta smell like roses down there. 
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Jan 18, 2011

    Pfff

    Yeah can't change it, but I can learn from it. Thank god I change my underwear everyday though eh.. damn if I left it, it would end up stinking just like my past =)
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    Sep 27, 2010

    If...

    And that is a mighty big if I decide to wear panties on any given day.  After all I am a harlot and all lol.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Feb 9, 2010

    **giggles**

    ...... If I wore underwear.... (^_^)
    EffectsHer EffectsHer
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2010

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