I Can't Cook to Save My Life

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 185 People

    Billy6549 Billy6549
    18-21, M
    Nov 20, 2014

    *pours milk into a bowl* *pours in the

    cereal* *it sets on fire*
    TheFatOreoCat TheFatOreoCat
    13-15, F
    3 Responses Dec 8, 2015

    My Future As A Housewife...

    is basically ruined because I don't know how to cook. Haha honestly I seriously thought about becoming one though. It's probably because of my Asian culture a bit though. Many women are successful now but frankly I'm satisfied with just sitting back and watching all the...
    lemondowns lemondowns
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Dec 9, 2009

    I am kitchen illiterate.

    For real, I literally cannot cook to save my life. My level of expertise extends to making instant coffee and oatmeal. No wait, scratch that, I've screwed up instant oatmeal. For real- I was making oatmeal for my younger brother once, and he's like, "There's something wrong with...
    lifeisatest lifeisatest
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Apr 29, 2014
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Aug 29, 2015

    I can't cook at all. I can bearly make eggs

    right. I love baking thou. I love baking cake.
    lorrena19 lorrena19
    18-21, F
    Nov 21, 2014
    blueberrymachine blueberrymachine
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 17, 2014

    I can make awesome packet pasta

    and sauce.. But other than that I can't make anything xD
    existJenna existJenna
    16-17, F
    Nov 21, 2014

    My co-workers make fun of me

    because I eat cereal for lunch. Easier than making something though! :)
    SolitarySummer SolitarySummer
    26-30, F
    May 1, 2014

    I Am One Seriously Bad Cook

      I do try to cook but just fail miserably. I forget about it and usually either under cook it, over cook it, set things on fire or sometimes not cook it at all XD I once made a friend wait for 2 hours for her meal and while checking on it occasionally after a while realised...
    followthewhiterabbit followthewhiterabbit
    22-25, F
    6 Responses May 18, 2008

    Seriously....I just ruined Easy Mac.

    IT SAYS EASY IN THE NAME. PSA: You must put water in it before microwaving it
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    18 Responses Nov 20, 2014

    I can make Mac-&-cheese

    though lol 😊😏😏
    burnedmemories burnedmemories
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 21, 2014

    I can make toast. That's about the limit of my

    ability when it making food. But actual cooking, nope.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    20 Responses Mar 8, 2015
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Mar 28, 2015
    dearalexe dearalexe
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 12, 2014

    My Cooking Skills

    I have never seen an image that had such accuracy describing my skillsEVERY TIME XD
    Silvershy Silvershy
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 27, 2013

    I can make bacon but thats it lmao,

    I like baking though.
    PB793 PB793
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 21, 2014

    i seriously can't,i mean i burn eggs

    for god's sake,the only thing i'm good at is eating the food,not making it,i also find cooking utterly boring,it's the equivalent of watching paint dry,except it's messy.people tell me what the **** am i gonna do when i'm married,my reply is,that i'm marrying a man who'll know...
    lifelesspie lifelesspie
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014

    I Can't Cook to Save My Life"

    LOL IM NOT A GREAT COOK EVERYTHING I MAKE GETS BURNT AND THROWN IN THE BIN OR UNDER COOKED SO PEOPLE GET FOOD POISONING LOL SO IV JUST ORDER TAKE AWAY OR GO OUT FOR A MEAL THESE DAYS ITS ACTUALLY SO BAD THAT FRIENDS ARE THE ONES THAT SUGGEST ORDERING SOMETHING IN OR GOING...
    KITTYCAT01 KITTYCAT01
    16-17, F
    2 Responses May 18, 2008

    Who has Ovaltine for dinner,

    at 11pm? This chick
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    16 Responses Mar 27, 2015

    But I can fry eggs and stuffs.

    I can cook rice and instant foods like a boss lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 21, 2014

    Breakfast is my meal of choice.

    .. everything else cost George Washingtons ;)
    boxing4life boxing4life
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 20, 2014

    I can't even cook toast right :/ lol.

    I burn eggs, toast, my ramen noodles, and yeah. Oh! But I can make frozen pizza sometimes.. I just can't take it out of the oven, cause I don't want to be burnt..
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Nov 21, 2014
More Stories