I Cant Cook

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    List of my major cooking fails- 1.

    Space heater mashed potatoes 2.Putting jelly on bread, then in the toaster, then digging it out with a knife when it's plugged in... I know I'm stupid x.x 3. Microwaving whole eggs 4. Putting eggs in a sandwich maker 5. Toasting bread on the bear stovetop, caught my grandmas...
    Firestorm7375 Firestorm7375
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 28, 2014

    Tried to make pan cakes today.

    The batter tasted like play dough, and the batter didn't even cook. :(
    MyNameIsNotZoie MyNameIsNotZoie
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 28, 2015

    I can't even heat up things properly.

    ..8 mins was to much. I heard an explosion. My food exploded in the microwave ._.
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 3, 2015

    I made chicken nuggets explode in a microwave

    and then made brownies after doing all why the box said and cooking it right made it come out so if you squeezed one liquids would come out -.- enough said
    Darkpuppy550 Darkpuppy550
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2014

    Tried making toast this morning.

    It resulted in the evacuation of 150 people and the swift arrival of two fire engines. Fire alarm is way too sensitive 🚒🚒😂
    WhiskeyRoger369 WhiskeyRoger369
    18-21, M
    Sep 25, 2015

    One time I wanted to be a chef.

    ..... Then I remembered that you have to be able to cook..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 28, 2014

    And Have No Desire To Learn

    I love food, just don't want to have to cook it. I get this from my mother who fixed us great meals every night but never enjoyed cooking. Thank God my wife loves to cook and is good at it. She is the grill Queen and we worship nightly at the dinner table. She has been gone...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 8, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    10 Responses Sep 6, 2015

    How Did You Learn How To Cook?

    Never needed to learn how to cook. Now I'm 45 and would like to learn to cook simple healthy stuff.
    Pather2013 Pather2013
    46-50, M
    Nov 9, 2013

    i find that a bit strange cuz i can bake

    but i cant cook , i can bake alot of stuff like 2 different kinds of cookies,cake and pizza but i am a bad cook always there some thing too much like too much salt,pepper,spice, uncooked, too cooked too much , i cant get it right .
    comlpicatedguy comlpicatedguy
    18-21, M
    1 Response Sep 11, 2014

    I Would Love To Cook

    It may sounds weird, but I don't cook at all. Living now in the US it seems that here most of the people cook, or at least they know how to do it. I never learned but I really would live to learn how to do or cook simple healthy meals. My spouse cooks most of the time but I would...
    Pather2013 Pather2013
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Nov 3, 2013

    It's true. When at school ,

    I learned how to cut and join wood together . Now I cook when I have to . It does help having a wife who cooks like a 3 star chef. Oops 4 star . My picture shot is made from Porridge and a cup of soup , all mixed together and put in that thing that lights up when you open the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 5, 2014

    Wish I knew how to use the stove,

    cause I want some sunny-side up eggs. 😕
    AfterFall AfterFall
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 22, 2015
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