I Can't Get a Tan

I have three colors: white, pink, and red. Orange, if I rub fake tanning lotion all over my body. Sad to say, but I cannot get a tan. 32 People

    Because I can't get a tan,

    I decided to get the sunless tanning lotion... It's quite nice to have my boyfriend to make fun of my orange feet, it's also nice to have orange feet btw.
    CaptnMyah15 CaptnMyah15
    18-21, F
    May 11, 2015

    I can't tan at all. I'm

    so fair that all I do is burn within minutes. It's ridiculous but I have accepted my fate. Haha though I can say that for some weird reason I can tan my feet easily but not the rest of my body! It does my make sense!! :P
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Aug 6, 2014


    I definitely do not tan. lol. The closest I can come to tanning is the bazillion freckles all over my arms and legs XPI either burn, or stay a snowman...woman. Haha, my skin just hates me I suppose...When I chill at the pool for a couple hours during the summer, spf 90.When I go...
    complexitykills complexitykills
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 27, 2010

    Going to Try to Before Florida

     but it will most likely be a useless cause . because all i do is burn and then turn white again . I'm gonna try though . I really wanna be tan when we make it to orlando .
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 13, 2008

    It's so warm and sunny at the moment But

    yet I'm still as pale as a ghost . That's the irish skin tan for ya, red and burnt or white as a sheet lol
    Life8227 Life8227
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 6, 2014
    sighselly sighselly
    16-17, F
    Aug 6, 2014


    I don't tan. I turn yellow. hahaha
    righteouschica righteouschica
    22-25, F
    May 3, 2013

    i cannot tan. the closest i will ever get is

    freckles so close together that it looks like im tan
    BringMacktheHorizon BringMacktheHorizon
    16-17, M
    Aug 6, 2014

    Not without burning first.

    Unless I use a sunless tanner. Right now I'm doing a combination of sunburning and using Palmer's Natural Bronze gradual tanning moisturizer. Seems to work well.
    xgearsofsteelx xgearsofsteelx
    26-30, F
    8 Responses Jul 31, 2015

    A Tan

    Before I tan, it will take me for ever.  I burn very fast and turn red.  Some times, after the redness I can become a little tanned or brown and most of the time after the redness, I become white again.
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    Jun 1, 2011
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