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I Can't Grow a Beard

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 32 People

    Alas I Am Without Facial Hair...

    my dreams of one day being in the circus is forever dashed... **weeping**
    phidget phidget 31-35, F May 20, 2008

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    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 7

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    I'm not big on beards.

    Those guys from Duck Dynasty really make you think about it though! ;) I'm glad I can't grow a beard, most of the time. I can't say I never thought about it though. I did once. Not a big one though.
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 Jun 27

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    Sometimes, I Hate Being A Girl

    I have always wanted a beard. That may seem weird because I am a woman, and I would look more than slightly repulsive with a beard, but I have always wanted one, just so that I could stroke it while I was thinking and look a little bit smarter than I am. So just for the "hmmm...
    aynsleyjane aynsleyjane 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2011

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    This Is Very True

    I so cannot grow a beard.    
    Bluegrass Bluegrass 46-50, F 12 Responses May 19, 2008

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    Failing Big Time

    There goes one career-opportunity once again... I was kinda hoping to become a Bearded-lady in a freak-show, but I just can't grow a beard... Another failure in life... ;)
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 20, 2008

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    Neck Bear = Amazing! Jaw Line Up = Spottier Than A Dalmatian

    If the rest of my face was as majestic as my neck. I could grow the beard I always wanted. I was a beard... but yet in my mid 20's its a no go
    jalfwit jalfwit 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 5, 2010

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    So Sad...

    All I can grow is that boyish, half-beard, like Orlando Bloom or something.
    DanielSan1985 DanielSan1985 26-30, M 5 Responses Nov 23, 2012

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    :{D

    Beard Free: and pretty damn proud.
    asdfok asdfok 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 24, 2008

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    Eh

    haha i guess i don't even care. But i cannot grow facial hair for the life of me. It's just whatever to me, i'm kinda glad im not a hairy guy tho. Cuz i use to see my friend with his shirt off all the time and it was really gross. too much hair is definitely bad.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 29, 2010

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    I can make awesome packet pasta and sauce.. But other than that I can't make anything xD
    SlowlyDrifting SlowlyDrifting 13-15, F Nov 21

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