I Can't Grow a Beard

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 34 People


    Beard Free: and pretty damn proud.
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 24, 2008

    This Is Very True

    I so cannot grow a beard.    
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    12 Responses May 19, 2008

    So Sad...

    All I can grow is that boyish, half-beard, like Orlando Bloom or something.
    DanielSan1985 DanielSan1985
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 23, 2012

    Alas I Am Without Facial Hair...

    my dreams of one day being in the circus is forever dashed... **weeping**
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 20, 2008
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 7, 2014


    haha i guess i don't even care. But i cannot grow facial hair for the life of me. It's just whatever to me, i'm kinda glad im not a hairy guy tho. Cuz i use to see my friend with his shirt off all the time and it was really gross. too much hair is definitely bad.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 29, 2010

    Failing Big Time

    There goes one career-opportunity once again... I was kinda hoping to become a Bearded-lady in a freak-show, but I just can't grow a beard... Another failure in life... ;)
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    27 Responses May 20, 2008

    I can grow a beard but it really doesn't suit

    me, it's the type of hair that I have that makes it look like ****.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 15, 2016

    Sometimes, I Hate Being A Girl

    I have always wanted a beard. That may seem weird because I am a woman, and I would look more than slightly repulsive with a beard, but I have always wanted one, just so that I could stroke it while I was thinking and look a little bit smarter than I am. So just for the "hmmm...
    aynsleyjane aynsleyjane
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 28, 2011

    Neck Bear = Amazing! Jaw Line Up = Spottier Than A Dalmatian

    If the rest of my face was as majestic as my neck. I could grow the beard I always wanted. I was a beard... but yet in my mid 20's its a no go
    jalfwit jalfwit
    36-40, M
    Nov 5, 2010
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