I Can't Grow a Beard

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    So Sad...

    All I can grow is that boyish, half-beard, like Orlando Bloom or something.
    DanielSan1985 DanielSan1985
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 23, 2012

    I can grow a beard but it really doesn't suit

    me, it's the type of hair that I have that makes it look like ****.
    deleted deleted
    Feb 15, 2016

    Sometimes, I Hate Being A Girl

    I have always wanted a beard. That may seem weird because I am a woman, and I would look more than slightly repulsive with a beard, but I have always wanted one, just so that I could stroke it while I was thinking and look a little bit smarter than I am. So just for the "hmmm...
    aynsleyjane aynsleyjane
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 28, 2011

    Neck Bear = Amazing! Jaw Line Up = Spottier Than A Dalmatian

    If the rest of my face was as majestic as my neck. I could grow the beard I always wanted. I was a beard... but yet in my mid 20's its a no go
    jalfwit jalfwit
    36-40, M
    Nov 5, 2010


    haha i guess i don't even care. But i cannot grow facial hair for the life of me. It's just whatever to me, i'm kinda glad im not a hairy guy tho. Cuz i use to see my friend with his shirt off all the time and it was really gross. too much hair is definitely bad.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 29, 2010


    Beard Free: and pretty damn proud.
    asdfok asdfok
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 24, 2008

    This Is Very True

    I so cannot grow a beard.    
    Bluegrass Bluegrass
    46-50, F
    12 Responses May 19, 2008
    Turningofthetides Turningofthetides
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 7, 2014

    Failing Big Time

    There goes one career-opportunity once again... I was kinda hoping to become a Bearded-lady in a freak-show, but I just can't grow a beard... Another failure in life... ;)
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    27 Responses May 20, 2008

    Alas I Am Without Facial Hair...

    my dreams of one day being in the circus is forever dashed... **weeping**
    phidget phidget
    31-35, F
    May 20, 2008
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