I Can't Open Terry's Chocolate Oranges

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    Still Cannot Open Them

    I have resorted to buying those cadbury thin orange chocolate bars.  I could wack the darn orange ball all day and nothing.  There must be a secret way of doing it.  Otherwise they are adult proof.
    brokendown brokendown
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Dec 7, 2007

    Got My Hammer Out!

    Bam bam had to hit it with my hammer!
    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 29, 2008

    Stupid "£$%^&*

    Whack! Bang! Hammer! Shout at it! *glare* Whack it again! Scream! Get someone else to do it! Hoover up bits of crumbled chocolate everywhere.
    newmurderer newmurderer
    1 Response May 10, 2010

    Don't Tap It

    I understand the slogan, don't tap it WHACK IT!! But I still can't open it!! I have to resort to a rolling pin!! Then I dent the kitchen surface if I miss (and I usually do!!) I got one now and I'm trying with all my might not to go and grab the rolling pin. Must. Not. Get. The...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    19 Responses Dec 1, 2007

    Whack It!

    They gave us new instructions - 'Dont tap it - WHACK IT!'. I followed these instructions. I whacked the damn thing, a million times. IT DID NOT OPEN. I mean, THOSE INSTRUCTIONS ARE TOTALLY USELESS!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO USING A HAMMER OR WHATEVER TO BE ABLE TO EAT...
    Enjoythesilence Enjoythesilence
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 3, 2009

    I Had to Get a ****** Hammer

    i am being totally serious the damn thing would open so i had to get my dads hammer and walk the dang thing like 2 times jesus!!!!!!!! who makes these things there  like made out of iron or somtin
    cocoxoxo cocoxoxo
    May 10, 2008
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