I Can't Open Terry's Chocolate Oranges

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    Don't Tap It

    I understand the slogan, don't tap it WHACK IT!! But I still can't open it!! I have to resort to a rolling pin!! Then I dent the kitchen surface if I miss (and I usually do!!) I got one now and I'm trying with all my might not to go and grab the rolling pin. Must. Not. Get. The...
    Luangi Luangi
    18-21, F
    19 Responses Dec 1, 2007

    Still Cannot Open Them

    I have resorted to buying those cadbury thin orange chocolate bars.  I could wack the darn orange ball all day and nothing.  There must be a secret way of doing it.  Otherwise they are adult proof.
    brokendown brokendown
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Dec 7, 2007

    Stupid "£$%^&*

    Whack! Bang! Hammer! Shout at it! *glare* Whack it again! Scream! Get someone else to do it! Hoover up bits of crumbled chocolate everywhere.
    newmurderer newmurderer
    1 Response May 10, 2010

    Whack It!

    They gave us new instructions - 'Dont tap it - WHACK IT!'. I followed these instructions. I whacked the damn thing, a million times. IT DID NOT OPEN. I mean, THOSE INSTRUCTIONS ARE TOTALLY USELESS!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE TO RESORT TO USING A HAMMER OR WHATEVER TO BE ABLE TO EAT...
    Enjoythesilence Enjoythesilence
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 3, 2009

    I Had to Get a ****** Hammer

    i am being totally serious the damn thing would open so i had to get my dads hammer and walk the dang thing like 2 times jesus!!!!!!!! who makes these things there  like made out of iron or somtin
    cocoxoxo cocoxoxo
    May 10, 2008

    Got My Hammer Out!

    Bam bam had to hit it with my hammer!
    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    1 Response Nov 29, 2008
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