I Can't Remember My First Kiss

I can't believe I'm this pathetic. My first kiss in my entire life and I can't remember it. Because I was wasted and I hate myself for it. What kind of a person does something like that? I'm terrible!

it was the first time i'd ever been at a house party and i was horribly drunk and somebody followed me into the bathroom and stole it from me. </3

Nope, not at all. But then, I was only five.
The kindergarten teacher reported to my mother that she saw the little boy give me a smooch at recess.
I honestly have no memory of it whatsoever.
But K.S., if you're reading this, we'll...

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My first kiss,Can't remember it,So pissed was I,Didn't know it'd happened,Boy did my mates enjoy it!

Forget not remembering the place or time or feeling.... I don't even remember the girl....oh my god!!I dont think I even remember the first few that followed the first one...!!oh my god..

Too pissed was I,My first kiss,So I've been told,Can't remember it,What a bugger,What did I miss?

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