I Cant Stand Douchebags

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not 505 People

    So according to one of the questions I asked,

    I had a response saying that men would be nicer to me if I was more attractive. Well, this is my reaction to that. Zero fcks given 💃😌
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 6, 2015

    I've noticed that the majority of douche bags

    are self-proclaimed "nice guys who respect other people". Go figure.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 30, 2015

    Id honesty would rather date some one

    who is under confident then over confident.
    londonbr1dge londonbr1dge
    18-21, F
    Dec 5, 2015

    Some ******* just said I look like a cute boy.

    😑😑😑😑 I really despise people. Do I look like a boy to you.... nope.
    KrisMiss KrisMiss
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 4, 2014
    DigitalForensicsFox DigitalForensicsFox
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 25, 2016
    katariffik katariffik
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 14, 2015
    tefaire tefaire
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 4, 2013
    BornInTheWrongEra72 BornInTheWrongEra72
    18-21, F
    Jun 27, 2015

    To all the "Good Guys" (the ones

    that girls don't go for because their too nice); Yes, girls don't tend to go out with the nice guys, the good guys, the guys in the friend zone. -We don't date you because we don't think we are good enough to deserve a great guy like you. We are afraid of our faults being much...
    Jod122 Jod122
    18-21, F
    Feb 11, 2016

    So I was talking to a guy

    and he was pressuring me and stuff and I stood up for myself and he said some stuff (not EP appropriate) and then "no wonder you're single." Lol okay cool dude. I'm really hurt right now and not sure I'm going to find the right person ever. I'm too fat, ugly, and apparently an...
    lizygurl lizygurl
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Feb 21, 2015

    Whenever a guy calls you a hoe

    and you're a virgin? 😴😑
    meglet meglet
    16-17, F
    1 Response Sep 15, 2015

    Get a life or die! I hate people

    who get in my face talk **** to me because they feel like it! They're so worthless that I would sell them for sex!
    FoxFan64 FoxFan64
    16-17, M
    Jul 13, 2015
    StevieOakley14 StevieOakley14
    16-17, F
    May 10, 2015

    Ayyye this dude is a transphobic douche.

    These people need to die off already!
    feministpunk feministpunk
    22-25, T
    Jan 7, 2015

    It's really sad that a girl

    who asks for support because she got pregnant at a young age is targeted and called disgusting by a bunch of people... Like these people's account only exist to make other people's lives miserable... And what makes it worse is this website is for people that desperately need...
    9yyu7900oom 9yyu7900oom
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 16, 2015

    Oh here we go again. I know that

    if I am STILL spending time with him I have no right to complain. I just need to vent. He is now 20 minutes late!!! I told him if he is late don't bother showing up. He called 30 minutes ago and said he was ordering food I said I'm not hungry. I'm a vegan I've told this...
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme
    26-30, F
    Apr 16, 2016

    Holy hell ! I live with near

    and go to school with a lot of them and every day i wish they would get jumped or something that would teach em a lesson about bein douchebag ********
    pyscobastard pyscobastard
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 14, 2014
    pardax pardax
    16-17, M
    May 10, 2015

    When someone gives you a sob story about there

    past relationship and how they have been cheated on, how hard it was for them, and how they hate disappointing people because they know how it feels.. Then one night of alcohol changes there actions and they turn into the person they once hated and they cheat on you...
    AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR AnOtHaJaZzYDrEaMeR
    26-30, F
    Oct 9, 2014

    I just loooove these perverts

    who are all like "Im Christian" and then when I message them they send me a pic of their penis or ask for a pic of my boobs. And the moment I say I have a bf they are all like why are you even messaging me?!? Oh God bless em.
    londonbr1dge londonbr1dge
    18-21, F
    Feb 10, 2015

    Flat brim ball caps, saggy pants,

    mesh shorts that have never seen the gym, guys who call strange girls "Hun" "shorty" "baby" or "ma", dudes who are rude to their server (or worse, their parents), guys that get all butthurt if you don't stroke their ego... The list of douchebaggery could go on forever.
    BleuGardenia BleuGardenia
    31-35, F
    Oct 11, 2014

    HEY TO ALL YOU PERVS: Im far from your age,

    so unless you want to wind up behind bars, BACK THE **** OFF.
    londonbr1dge londonbr1dge
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 28, 2015

    My work day is not complete

    until I call a customer a douchebag!! Day complete
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 28, 2015

    He's so goddamm sensitiveee.

    God I'm diabetic - I had to eat! I'm not ignoring this person /.-) fuckkkkkk just ughhhh
    kittykattt6918 kittykattt6918
    16-17, F
    Oct 2, 2014

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT : Nobody cares

    about your carb loading, packing protien, hitting the gym, getting your swole on, your mile time, your two-a-days, your max, your pre, post or during gym supplements, your breakfast, lunch or dinner, your gym selfies, your gelled hair your affliction shirt, and especially...
    jb1853 jb1853
    31-35, M
    4 Responses Aug 8, 2015

    If you're gonna be a *****,

    don't ******* comment on my posts.
    Iamevolved Iamevolved
    18-21, F
    1 Response Oct 1, 2014
    Tigerlily53 Tigerlily53
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 18, 2016

    I swear guys can be so loving one day

    and complete a**holes the next especially if u don't give them wat they want......WTF
    BlueMoonx BlueMoonx
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 6, 2015

    How come guys can have Side Hoes,

    but girls can't have Side Ni***** (That's what they're calling them these days. Excuse my language)
    thedoorremainsclosed thedoorremainsclosed
    18-21, F
    May 10, 2015

    It seems to me there is a limitless amount of

    douchebags in this world. What's your definition of a douchebag?
    Mfudgie Mfudgie
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jun 14, 2015

    One person I work with is a serious douchebag.

    Every office seems to have at least one sometimes multiple douchebags. I just avoid this person as much as possible, which is quite a lot.
    TheMythicalCreature TheMythicalCreature
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 28, 2016

    Seriously, it is not

    that hard to be nice. Give it a try and see what happens.
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Oct 25, 2015
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