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I Cant Stand Hipsters

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 60 People

    Antipster Humor From One Of My Favorite Shows

    from 2 Broke Girls “You can’t give hipsters a microphone! It’s like throwing gasoline on a pretentious fire!” Han: Look, two parties of cool hipsters are sitting at tables near wall. Max: You think those are six hipsters? Okay, let's go over this one more time...
    grayhalo grayhalo 31-35, M Apr 11, 2012

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    Went in urban outfitters some glue fell on my

    head then I fell fell over got disorientated and rolled around the the store for 10 horticulture nineties came out like a hipster!!! I want compensation!!!
    chimpsticks chimpsticks 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 22, 2014

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    hey man. it's not my fault I wish I had been

    born in 1940. why do these modern times have to be so ******* psychotic and ****** ?
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F Dec 22, 2014

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    There are a lot of them at my school

    and they complain about EVERYTHING. And they always have something negative to say about everyone and everything.
    tootaloo tootaloo 18-21, F Aug 3, 2014

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    I Freaking Cant Stand Hipsters.

    I live in a city that has more hipsters than cockroaches and the cockroaches are far far more useful! I hate the skinny jeans... I hate the stupid hats... I hate the 'ironic' Tshirts. Guys... you are a caricature. You are not special. You are not ironic. You are not cool. You...
    babyboots babyboots 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 10, 2010

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    It's not because they're unlikable people,

    it's just, they're just, too mainstream for me, you know?
    Skuggington Skuggington 13-15, M Dec 22, 2014

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    My Hipster Cousins...

    I love my cousins, but I just don't care for the hipster look. It's like hippies for the new generation. They have this look like they are living in the 70s and like to purchase everything from the flea market or thrift store. I love thrifts stores but I do like to buy clothes...
    LuciaRose LuciaRose 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 18, 2012

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    am I a hipster ? I have always wondered

    but never been sure. I've been called a hipster before but they were also insulting me so I'm not sure. I guess it depends on your own personal definition of a hipster. I don't listen to music made after 1979 except for reggae and edm. it's not my fault that most modern style...
    psychedeliica psychedeliica 18-21, F Dec 22, 2014

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    Hates Everything Mainstream Yet...

    Buys every new apple gadget that comes out. Hipster logic.
    LikeAPrayer LikeAPrayer 18-21, F Sep 15, 2013

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