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I Can't Stand Loud Chewing

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    Loud Chewing Seriously Affects My Opinion Of People.

    Most people who hear that I hate loud chewing will say "You can't help it if you're eating chips or carrots!"  But it's not crunching that bothers me, it's the mouth noises behind the crunching.  The wet, smooshy, smacking noises.  I don't care what you're eating...
    Alliya Alliya 31-35, F 2 Responses Mar 12, 2010

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    It's Too Bad

    I really wish this wasn't an issue for me, but hearing people chew for some reason just makes me really mad, grumpy, irritable, you name it. Makes it so hard to have a real meal without getting up to go to the bathroom to calm myself. It's so irrational, but it's a very real part...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Nov 6, 2010

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    Me No Like

    Oh my gosh, isn't it nerve wrecking when someone chews loud?  Aye aye aye aye! 
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 18, 2010

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    Close Your Mouth. Now.

    Seriously.. like you can close your mouth for a reason.. and you have a nose to breathe.. It drives me nuts when ppl just decide that their food is so good that chewing with their mouths closed wont suffice. Sheesh. Table manners. Learn em.
    Thumpur Thumpur 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 25, 2011

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    Yuck

    Oh gosh no. I cannot stand for someone to smack their mouth or to chew with their mouth open.  I also hate  to listen to most men chew potato chips, carrots, or other crunchy food. Yuck!Y
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 17, 2010

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    Oohhh!

    ggooossshhhh that is one of my erks!! it gives me goose bumbs and i want to smack who ever is doing to!! lol the only thing worse is feet!! UGH i hate feet!!
    momof3wife21 momof3wife21 22-25, F Nov 18, 2010

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    Cant Stand People Who Chew Loud

    dam i really cant stand people who talk wit they mouth full and chew loud as hell gets me mad i dont know why but i guess its just the way its sounds.. gettin mad just thinkin bout it haha
    sayrob sayrob 18-21, M 4 Responses Aug 13, 2010

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