I Can't Stand Stupid People

This is the place to share stories about the idiotic things you've seen people do! Stories can range from the silly to the serious. 867 People

    Caught With a Hand In the Cookie Jar.

    Since my last story in this group proved to be so wildly popular, I've decided to share another one but let me warn you in advance; If you are an alcoholic, homeless, or white, stop reading now because you might get offended. Late one night while working in the Emergency Room of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 17, 2009

    I'm taking a break from ep

    for a day because these dumb *** people are getting on my last nerves and before I have to curse them out I rather just block them ✌
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 14, 2015

    I saw something on twitter

    and it said "I rather kill my self than commit suicide" and i was like bruh
    Brandasaurus15 Brandasaurus15
    16-17, M
    2 Responses Jan 17, 2015

    I'm nervous where America is going

    as a culture. I am by no means a genius, but seriously people... Their, there, they're; to, too; except, accept- the list goes on! Go get hit by a bus and do the gene pool of humanity a favor!
    DTF7 DTF7
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Feb 16, 2015

    it's so awesome when you're happy

    and okay and then ONE person just ruins it all for you omg it's so great!!!!!! i love it SOOOo much
    Angelcum Angelcum
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Dec 5, 2014

    The stupid are leading the stupid.

    .. I want to have children, but I'm afraid of the stupidity of the people their generation. I see parents too lazy to teach their kids about life beyond the classroom and rely on television and public schools to raise them. Not to mention the English language as we know it is...
    DTF7 DTF7
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Oct 10, 2014

    Some Of My Friends Make Me Want To Vomit.

    This subject is obviously very subjective. I can be just as stupid as anyone. I also understand that when you're the one in a certain situation and your friends see things from the outside they're gonna tell you how it is and you're gonna paralyse and not to what anyone else says...
    andeesha andeesha
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 27, 2013

    Offended When Their Ignorance Is Pointed Out To Them.

    I work with a guy who talks a lot of bull about a lot of things he doesn't know about, but when you present facts to him indicating that what he is saying isn't entirely correct, he gets defensive.   He starts getting testy and saying such things, "how do you know", "well...
    scott7796 scott7796
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 25, 2010

    Freakin pissed off at the 2 idiots

    who ordered food. Then when their food came, they talk and talk and freakin bloody talk. Then complain to the waiter that their food is cold and demand to get it cooked again. And don't even bloody finish it. Like wtf. Just shut up and eat your fcuking food. Omfg. Chuck fcuking...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 20, 2015

    I'm not saying that I'm the most intelligent

    person out there. My grades are good, but normal. I had an average of 94% last year. I consider myself to have common knowledge and smart enough to hold a proper conversation. But it seems that a lot of people lack both of these. I really can't stand those people, they are...
    faithandfree faithandfree
    18-21, F
    Aug 25, 2014

    Retail Employees Agree With Me.......stupid People Need A Island

    I'm a firm beliver that stupid people need to all be rounded up and forced out on a island somewhere they can be stupid, free, and away from the rest of the NORMAL FUNCTIONING people of the world. As a former Ulta employee and a vetern of retail, I can truley vouch for the...
    roses2004 roses2004
    26-30, F
    1 Response Dec 27, 2010

    Soooooooo ready for intellect to be considered

    better than athletic ability
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday
    18-21, F
    Nov 12, 2014

    It is sad to say. But only stupid people dont

    realise they are stupid... We do :( And it is terrible to handle when you keep being nice...
    laurasya laurasya
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 29, 2014
    constancemariefat constancemariefat
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 23, 2015

    Thank You Stupid People

    I want to thank you all of you who make it hard for the rest of us. You need someone to talk to. If your a guy (me) guys don't want to talk to you because "that's just gay". Or if the other guy is gay all they want to talk about it sex or hot bodies or how can I get you into bed...
    Dantescircle Dantescircle
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Oct 21, 2013

    Many, many experiences from school

    but here is one: In geography: Teacher: okay class your going to have a TEST. This TEST is on ............ . Now does anyone have any questions about the TEST. No, okay begin the TEST. Literally five minutes of silence and everyone writing frantically later. Student shouts...
    LittleHoudini LittleHoudini
    18-21, M
    1 Response Mar 26, 2015

    Being in a smart class at my school meant

    that you were part of an exclusive group, the opposite of a misfit. However, that didn't mean that we weren't misfits. This year, tenth grade, our class had been separated into two and we gained a couple of new students, and let me tell you, they are all idiots. ALL OF THEM. I...
    iamtheworst3 iamtheworst3
    16-17, F
    May 9, 2015

    Let's thing...what does mean.

    ..stupid man...Ha...ha...I think a stupidity is when somebody is fallen in troubles on hi/her own wish, making some criminal affairs. I think this is stupidity when somebody crushes his/her own marriage only because he wants to feel free...You must choose...you are a free bird or...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 4, 2014

    It's funny when people have this

    as an experience, and you read half a sentence of theirs and think how can they stand themselves?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 24, 2015

    And We're Related

    So, my own mother, kid you not, is a very stupid person. Oh, where to start.. How about here: after my father died and my mom picked up a lot of cash from the events that followed (will not go into any more detail than that) she decides to move in with her boyfriend who drinks a...
    Anagha777 Anagha777
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 26, 2012

    I don't know who the person's name is,

    but there's this minister who is in a bunch of hot water saying something like gays divorcees are tainted and should be executed. What the hell is up with people?
    emeraldisles emeraldisles
    16-17, F
    Dec 6, 2014

    Sandwich Envy

    I was one day walking down Carnaby street in London haveing just bought a meat ball sub and was happly munching a way at the meat like sandwich. When I suddenly heard a voice from behind me saying "scuse me mate" i terned around to see a 20 something bloke wearing the...
    bigmaxi bigmaxi
    22-25
    3 Responses Jun 15, 2009

    Oh And My Gawwwwwwwdddd...

    there are so damn MANY of them! Especially driving!
    onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts onesofteffeteweakprettysweetts
    51-55, T
    1 Response Mar 2, 2011
    xcaitlin12 xcaitlin12
    22-25, F
    May 5, 2015
    Profweird Profweird
    22-25, M
    Nov 22, 2014

    =/

    Fo shizzle.Sometimes the title says it all. Why should I have to ******* explain everything all the time. GAWD.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Dec 3, 2012

    Your An Idiot

    I see you walk by with a blank face. You look bak and hit the bus sign. I got an A on my paper yet you aced it by getting your F. I'll say a joke and you laugh without me telling you. Your always 5 grades down. You say your smarter but never say it right. And when it comes to...
    GeneralRose GeneralRose
    18-21, F
    May 16, 2013

    Gadgets these days keep getting thinner

    and smarter.. People the opposite =.=
    ConcealedWildheart ConcealedWildheart
    13-15
    1 Response Aug 13, 2014

    Business People That Have To Have Leaf Blowers Dry Parking Lot When It Rains And

    I like (Silence!), Not a bunch of Leaf Blowers that think that is (Just The Job To Do For The Day)Just really (Stupid!)!Me having to See Worker's Leaf Blowing their Parking Lot in the Rain.(I can't see this is really getting much done, when my Apartment parking lot never gets a...
    ChakraSolipsismMGP ChakraSolipsismMGP
    56-60, M
    Aug 29, 2013

    The only smart person OL.

    In an online world where practically everyone is either a sicko, a moron or an abusive failtroll wannabe with side order of sadism, I am the odd one out, the smart one, the one who knows how stupid they're all acting but gets called out by them for doing so when it's their...
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13
    22-25, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2015

    person: im not horny me: yes you are person: im

    straight where is the logic ... straight people is it true that you dont get horny? XD
    Echowolf45790 Echowolf45790
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Dec 15, 2015

    That awkward moment when you are feeling really

    low about something going wrong in your life when some random guy who first pretends to be a good listener starts preaching his religion and asks if you'd like to convert. On the plus side, though, he did take my mind off the problem that was annoying me. I'm just thinking about...
    Sicknconfused Sicknconfused
    26-30, F
    1 Response May 16, 2015

    I Don't Mind Em...

    But I hate the ones who don't know that they are stupid. You know the ones, they will fight you to death to prove what they think is right is really right, even though it's not, and will not listen to to anyone else besides themselves.
    nervousaroundgirls nervousaroundgirls
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Mar 11, 2011
    Samthia Samthia
    41-45, F
    Jul 15, 2015

    Pregnant At 56.

    I was working the grave yard shift at a hospital in a bad part of town. Most of the people who came in were the victums of violent crimes, drug overdoses and such. One older black women, listed as 56, had come in for treatment. She was known by first name as a prostitute that...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Jan 16, 2009

    Heads Up!

    Working in a hospital you see a lot of strange things, especially when that hospital is located in one of the worst neighborhoods in the country. I've learned over the years that the truth can certainly be stranger than fiction. One of the least enjoyable but fascinating aspects...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Jan 17, 2009

    What The???

    I got an email from a friend. And  can't stand peopl that don't know anything about Australia, if they are coming for holidays.     The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the...
    amz10101 amz10101
    16-17, F
    17 Responses Aug 15, 2009

    It's weird to me how

    so many Americans (and other observers) don't know the differences between the words Democrat, liberal, Republican, and conservative. Democrat and liberal are not at all interchangeable. Republican and conservative are not at all interchangeable. And then there are those who...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 13, 2015

    Racists and haters are a part of the reason

    why I hate humanity for I will not be a part of a society that bases everything on hate and selfishness. I refuse it this world is full of hate and scorn don't you say it's not. it's disgusting and I've finished dealing with their lot ignoring them isn't enough anymore. lest...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 19

    So I realize I'm in the wrong profession

    when it comes to this particular experience at times, but really? You're .46 BAC and once you figure out you can't run from us, you still think you have the mental fortitude and physical capacity to fight us? /sigh...
    thx10050 thx10050
    31-35, M
    1 Response Mar 7, 2015

    "America sounds like the worst possible place

    to be." Sweetie, Honey.. Please, log off tumblr for a little while. It's hurting you and the people who care about you.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11, 2015
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