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I Can't Take a Joke On Ep

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    I Am A Little F*cktard Who Doesn't Know How To Take A Joke - Every time someone makes a joke I have a f*cking @ss hemorrhage because I am so butthurt and I cannot distinguish...
    deleted deleted 26-30 13 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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