Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Can't Take a Joke On Ep

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 3 People

    Waaaaaaah!

    Someone blocked me! Granted it isn't anyone who was a good friend or even someone I knew well, but it hurt my feelings! Waaaaaaah! 
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 16, 2009

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Am A Little F*cktard Who Doesn't Know How To Take A Joke

    Every time someone makes a joke I have a f*cking @ss hemorrhage because I am so butthurt and I cannot distinguish between humor and intelligence, seeing as I have neither. I have to complain EVERY time someone says something not PC because this is the internet and everything must...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Jan 23, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    i'm loosing hope. Hope of being myself one-day.. I can't take this anymore. feels like sinking.
    leftaalone leftaalone 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    even if I wanted to. We are in a online long distance relationship. Its kind of sad that we can't do things like that but I'm used to it. Because I'll do anything from my end to...
    hollowboxies hollowboxies 16-17, F Jan 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    life can change but my heart will never be healed its damaged in so many ways even how hard I try or people try its still Brocken and won't be mended . my life has been so hard I...
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't know how we survive. There is so much pain. Everywhere. And we are so alone. More than anything in the world I just want to be held right now. And I am alone. I feel like I...
    IntoTheWyld IntoTheWyld 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 30, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's gotten to the point where I'm done. I'm so tired of being here. I've tried to kill myself. Hell I tried two nights ago. Handful of oxycodone. It should've killed me... It was...
    painseeker16 painseeker16 18-21, F 3 Responses Jan 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My hygiene and health... totally neglected.... i barely shower or brush my teeth... Also i don't eat healthy, i always drink soda and energy drinks. eating junk food. don't eat a...
    Potchii Potchii 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Well there is a boy who likes me but I didn't know until my mom told me. I was the only girl at his birthday party but I had no idea
    create1908 create1908 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I would rather die than feel like this. Why did anyone talk me into lasting this long? It wasn't worth it.
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    bye people its the last piece of cm of thread is then the end of my life
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F Jan 1

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i really need someone to talk to ;(
    rodeeko rodeeko 18-21, M 2 Responses Jan 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    why does love have to hurt this much?
    Dowandup Dowandup 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I give up with everything and I'm ending my life
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F 3 Responses Jan 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I said i loved him back but i guess it is wrong, he walked away.
    Nikkixjansen Nikkixjansen 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I wanna die then reborn and be different and a better life in total
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F 2 Responses Jan 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I want to die now please people help me
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F Jan 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    the end is nearing for me so very much
    LisamBlore LisamBlore 13-15, F Jan 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have so much work to do. I have a 5 inch pile of essays and exams to grade. I have 2 papers due in 2 weeks. I just can't seem to focus on anything. It's getting worse. I'm...
    absolom absolom 41-45 1 Response Jan 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Me and my ex broke off our relationship 5 years ago but it still feels like that I can't let him go. The thing is, I was not exactly a good partner. I was an emotionally abusive...
    Xlen Xlen 26-30, M 12 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I suffered form this anxiety- importance deficiency anxiety. Yes I made that up! I don't know how I got this disease. But it was really painful. It still is some times. So what is...
    im1whoknocks im1whoknocks 22-25, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I left EP A Long Time Ago (About 6-7 Months) And Doing That I left Very Close People To me. I Can't Stop Feeling So Bad For What I Did. I Know It was A Terrible Thing, Just Up And...
    666Shinigami666 666Shinigami666 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Years ago I met this beautiful girl, who became a close friend of mine. We spent time together on a regular basis, I'd even watch as she would get flirtatious with other men and I...
    steampunkBeverage steampunkBeverage 18-21, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    So I am pretty sure I am passive aggressive or something because I am afraid to say what it is I want so instead now I just sulk. I can’t stand my husband he has left me so many...
    andylynn39 andylynn39 36-40, F 1 Response 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Guys, this is going to be dark. So if you're in a merry mood please do not read on. 2014 has been SUCKY. It was a annus horibillis. Late 2013, made me see a layoff in my company...
    thewanderess thewanderess 31-35, F 3 Responses Dec 31, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Everything started when I was in eighth grade, in gym class. There were three girls who thought that every guy in the class was supposed to crawl to them, only to get their hearts...
    gay4ever gay4ever 16-17, M Dec 31, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hey. I have a big problem... And I hope someone can help me with the problem. Last time i cryed was the day my bf said something like 'Stop crying. What will help crying?', take...
    kristhy kristhy 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 10 months and he is literally the love of my life. I am extremely happy but when we fight its bad. We've both given each other...
    laxlife laxlife 18-21, F Jan 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm someone who really enjoys seeing the good in everything and staying positive and I want everyone to stay positive too. I say nice things to people, I compliment them and do...
    kellyadele kellyadele 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I can't sleep because I'm excited for tomorrow. I'll be at home alone with my sister. I won't have my guardian breathing down my neck. I really hate her. I don't think i'll sleep...
    ImYourLady ImYourLady 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It's kind of a strange situation, that probably requires a whole lot more back story than I'm willing to give it. Consequently, this will probably be a bit short, a bit rambling...
    LostInCode LostInCode 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I am in my last year of school and I really want to study to become a paramedic but my parents can't pay for my university. My brother is four years older than me. When he...
    VdbMichelle VdbMichelle 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hi, yes , correct, I'm here to rant about my sister in law because I really can't stand her anymore. She's currently living with my parents and I, because they couldn't afford a...
    Lucyfire Lucyfire 18-21 1 Response Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My mother angers me. She's almost impossible for me to talk to. Most everything I say "is a lie." If you can't speak quickly and straight to her, you're "making up a story." She'll...
    DarkwingGoslyn DarkwingGoslyn 31-35 1 Response Jan 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes I wonder what is the point of me. I can't remember the last time I felt truly wanted. I know I have family and friends that love me, and I know they would be there for me...
    rycbar10 rycbar10 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 16

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Someone I cared very much for ruined me. I don't have friends anymore because when I moved to a new area it's like they wanted nothing to do with me. Of all things I can easily...
    Stormeye1996 Stormeye1996 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 18

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Every time I google this is, it takes me to kids websites. My parents have progressed beyond fighting to not acknowledging each other at all. I am 24 and feel like I've spent my...
    exp3ditions exp3ditions 22-25, F Dec 30, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Mother: We just can't get along. She believes that her word is God's word and won't allow me to say anything unless it is that of which she wants to hear. She is stressing me out...
    complicated14 complicated14 13-15, F Jan 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Sometimes i can't feel like i am a human but i am. So i want to break and take a deep breath.i want to travel to a lot of places and meet new friends, lovers...
    injizzy injizzy 18-21, M Jan 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    As I sit here drinking my tea I wonder, wonder about what is right andwhat is unjust. Many people only think of themselves in this "the strongest survive" kindof world. They say...
    Bluetoxicity Bluetoxicity 18-21, F 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My boyfriend (technically fiance) just can't seem to understand what it's like to be a grown child of an alcoholic (or simply coming from a mentally abusive household). I've...
    Erealia Erealia 18-21, F Dec 28, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When you're alone, do you think of me? And my diamond ring's thrown out to sea. And when you love, do you love for me? Like harmony, a never ending dream. Oh well, oh well. I...
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F Dec 29, 2014

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm so in love with a man. He loves me too. His friends tore us apart with lies about me. The love of my life now won't even talk to me and I can't do anything to get him to know...
    EmilyPouliot EmilyPouliot 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 3

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I can't do this anymore! I am to overwhelmed! The heartache is to much to bare. I still cry! On top of that I can't even survive. I'm broke. I work so hard everyday at work to have...
    EmilyPouliot EmilyPouliot 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I really hate being me, I can't do anything right. I'm so stupid. So dependent. Like I can't even flat iron my hair. What 16 year old girl can't do that? Wtf is wrong with me ? Why...
    Dreamscape98x Dreamscape98x 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 7

    Your Response

    Cancel