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I Can't Take a Joke On Ep

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    I Am A Little F*cktard Who Doesn't Know How To Take A Joke

    Every time someone makes a joke I have a f*cking @ss hemorrhage because I am so butthurt and I cannot distinguish between humor and intelligence, seeing as I have neither. I have to complain EVERY time someone says something not PC because this is the internet and everything must...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    Waaaaaaah!

    Someone blocked me! Granted it isn't anyone who was a good friend or even someone I knew well, but it hurt my feelings! Waaaaaaah! 
    Konrad Konrad 22-25, M 4 Responses Feb 16, 2009

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