"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they...
Here's a few one liners to chew on.
I bought a train ticket today and the driver said, 'Eurostar '
'Well I've been on the TV but I'm no Dean Martin'
I then phoned the gym and...
"Way Back Into Love"
(feat. Drew Barrymore)
I've been living with a shadow overhead,
I've been sleeping...
Catch my breath, close my eyes
Don't believe a word.
Things she said, overheard
Something wrong inside
Hits you in a minute, Ooo
Then you know you're in it, aah.
I've been in love...
I ain't afraid to drown, if that means I'm deep up in your ocean, yeah
Girl I'll drink you down, sipping on your body all night
I just wanna take your legs an' wrap them round
Ah, 4th grade, the time when you're reaching the upper levels of grade school. Boys and girls are at the fringe of becoming interested in each other, things that used to only...
Yes, I'm boring!!! Do you know how I know?
I get this message alot
Hi, I saw your profile and I think you're a really interesting person.
Ooo I have a confession, I' m...