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I Cats Make Funny Noises

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    Hi, I'm gay and 65 years old, would love to make some new, younger friends, anyone from North East England particularly.
    Happyboy4 Happyboy4 61-65, M 34 mins ago

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    * Hugs All The Cats In The World* Kitty!!!!! 😻😘😍
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    SENIOR SEX The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned...
    BrokenAngel7 BrokenAngel7 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Adam asked God, "why did you make women so pretty?" God said,"so you would love them." "Well why did you make them so dumb?" asked Adam. "So they would love you!" God replied.
    BrokenAngel7 BrokenAngel7 36-40, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    they make my eyes itch, but I have two cats and one Is about to have kittens! yay! can't wait.....
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 2 days ago

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    So today I found out that the canned food that is the main bulk of our cat's diet has been discontinued by the manufacturer, grr. So I went to the stores in search of a reasonable...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    I don't have a pic with all my cats in one place but I managed to snap one of several of them cuddled together. They seldom go inside. They live outside on an acreage along with...
    4NeonFun 4NeonFun 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I had a blue point siamese named sissyboy. My husband named him that cause he whined alot when we got him. We had to put him to sleep cause he was leaping at my grand baby and he...
    lilprincess09 lilprincess09 56-60, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    This evening I figured out a better way to deal with favorite cat food preparation! This is what we used to do: Option 1 two person method: Person one smooshes freeze dried cat...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    In fact we had 4 in our house when I was growing up but never more than 2 at once and mostly just one cause sometimescats do not get along
    Snowbirds12 Snowbirds12 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    but my bf hates them and we're not allowed to have them in our rental house :( I miss having a lovable kitty. cats and I just get along. I might get one anyway :3
    ZenaMarie ZenaMarie 22-25, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I love cats and kittens! They are so cuddly and cute but I can't be in a room with cats for more than 30 minutes or else I have problem breathing
    Lava234 Lava234 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I love Cats he's very very cute
    zzcon zzcon 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Everybody wants to be a cat,because a cat's the only catwho knows where it's at.Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,'cause everything else is obsolete.Now a square with a...
    CaitonEP CaitonEP 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    This isn't really funny I just couldn't find the right group to share it. I don't get a whole lot of social interaction and so I wanted to tell someone what I did today. I cleaned...
    captivating23 captivating23 22-25, F a week ago

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    I just found out something interesting about my cats. One of them is calico, and I already knew almost all calico are female because the calico coloring requires two X chromosomes...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I love and adore cats. I miss my cat. Lilly she was amazing and always was loving and next to me when I was home. She helped reduce stress persay.
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    I own two cats (or do they own me?). One day when I prepared to make a sandwich I first checked to see where the cats were. One was sleeping in my bedroom and the other was in...
    mltb mltb 61-65, M 2 Responses Aug 22

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    Humor on a guy is hot. It's not often you come across a dude who can make you genuinely laugh without being entirely stupid or resorting to some lame stunt. Funny guys make me...
    PrinceStrawHat PrinceStrawHat 18-21, M 2 Responses Aug 21

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    I think I wanna make an ig acc.. Post all of stray cats pic that I took :T btw look at this hottie pose woo hot lol
    hmmmidk hmmmidk 16-17, F Aug 21

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    My cats are my children, forever and always.
    Beerus Beerus 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I love my cats. But I hate being licked and stepped on at 1:30am! Last night I careful locked the cats out of the bedroom. Then my husband came and let the cats into the bedroom...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 20

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    I like to make funny memes out of the pictures that I take. It's really fun! Haha
    fuwhat fuwhat 18-21, M Aug 19

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    Hi. I am new ^^ . I adore cats .My cat gave birth to 3 beautiful kittens .I wish I could keep them all but unfortunately there is not enough space. So u guys, how many cats you own...
    VeraVonKrueger VeraVonKrueger 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I love my cats, but I do not want them in my bedroom at night. So I sneak upstairs and close the door behind me. Last I did that one of the cats made the same frustrated noise...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 8 Responses Aug 18

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    Chew, chomp, slurp. Ahhh, I'm getting duct tape for your mouth so I don't have to hear those irritating noises!!
    LinawalkstheRedpath LinawalkstheRedpath 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    My cats are along gulumphers, they gulumph along with me: I walk into the kitchen, and they come along full speed in such a way that I have to be careful not to stumble over a cat...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    My cats are in love with an expensive food that I got on sale. They are crazy over it. This is how I know: jump into the cupboard where this food is stored as soon as I open it...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 4 Responses Aug 14

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    Humor an a little risky business Is how I meet my husband, true story. my sister an me wore sharing a motel room well she kicked me out to play around with a dude, so I sat in a...
    Mrsblair2015 Mrsblair2015 22-25, F Aug 13

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    I find its funny, I'm not fond of loud noises but I don't mind when I'm listening to music that I like. 🎶
    gaygamer9376 gaygamer9376 16-17, M 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I do not care much for loud noises, the vacuum cleaner, the silverware when i put it away and it bangs up against the other ones, the dogs barking, loud noises just drive me crazy...
    RVFreeze RVFreeze 18-21, M Aug 13

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    Spoons forks kitchen utensils clashing together sounds horrible to me, its like someone's incredibly close to my ear and screaming at me I always want to reach up and cover my ears...
    Autumnflowers Autumnflowers 18-21 2 Responses Aug 13

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    Cats on the cradle the fact that I don't get to see my dad much but I want to be with him so badly if yo know that song you know how I relate
    user869543 user869543 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Humor plus Business makes for Funny Business. Beauty & The Briefcase (2010)
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F Aug 12

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    As I was admonishing one of our new kittens about climbing into the dishwasher, "No Daphne, no!" I was reminded belatedly that I should note see her name while admonishing her...
    JoannaBe JoannaBe 41-45, F 3 Responses Aug 11

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    Thats what happens when you leave boys with cats haha
    Sublevarse Sublevarse 18-21, M 6 Responses Aug 11

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    When I look for a guy to date I don't care if he's rich or poor... Fat or skinny... Ugly or attractive... But... He does have to be funny! Honestly, I haven't found too many guys...
    anhonestgirl anhonestgirl 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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    Omfg!!! XD hahahahaha, okie so I basically scared one of our cats into jumping a couple feet off the ground. It was so freakin hilarious, I wish I couldve videotaped it. XD he's...
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F Aug 9

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    Cats have gotten me through a lot of hard times. I don't know where I'd be without mine.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 9

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    You have to admit how funny it is. After all, if it wasn't so funny then why would I post it?
    Existentior Existentior 31-35, M Aug 7

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    Why are you playing with bugs? I asked my 17-year-old sister. "I got lonely!" was her excuse. Go clean the bathroom, I told her. She didn't want to because there were bugs in...
    TheBadgeringWitness TheBadgeringWitness 31-35 2 Responses Aug 6