Stange story but worth reading:
My Dad had a contracture in his left hand that prevented his ring and pinky finger from opening fully. The doctor told him that those kind of contractures run in Viking blood.... So... I figure I've got Viking blood, I've got more pirate in me...
and I be thinking they be created by Someone with very little grasp o' the olde English lagij!!!
That plus they borin as budgies!!!
"I love my cat!" I miss my gran!" Wy is life hard?"
S'all cobblers and doubloons if y'ask me!!!