You have to know guys! I'm not a stalker but before I answer your message I check you out first. I like to text people who are REAL and they have REAL profile pictures!! Sooo don't...
I am writing this not because I think I'm all that, or that you would be privileged to have me in your circle. I'm writing this because I feel I need to. I came...
If your profile picture is nude or a picture of you in your crusty undees yuck
Actually, i plundered it.
while you were sleeping,
(or were at least looking the other way)
I unabashedly took what you offered.
I alternately drank it in greedily,