ᏣᎳᎩ ᎦᏲᏟᏛ ᎦᏕᎶᏆᎠ. ᎦᎵᏏ ᏃᎴ ᏍᏆᏂ ᏥᏬᏂᎭ. ᎠᎩᏍᏓᏯᎲᏍᎩ ᏥᎨᏳᎭᏛ.
I've just finished my first course at...
Singing this song for a talent show in entering
You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
I don't have any talents at all. My mom and my 2 sisters are all into music but i can't sing for my life. My mom's always trying to push me to pick up an instrument and olay it but...
Every has some skill or talent.
I literally can't draw, paint, sing, do maths, write, read well, do sports or anything. I'm bad at all of those things. How is that Ben possible...
I have no talents. I wish I did.
They say everyone has a talent, well I guess I haven't found mine yet
Chuck Norris's shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around. It would just get roundhouse kick to the face.
What happened when Chcuk Norris crossed the road? Nothing, Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they cross him, and get roundhouse kicked in the face!!!
One day, Chuck Norris was so angry he roundhouse-kicked a mountain, and it exploded. Coincidentally, that mountain was Mount Saint Helens.
Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Chuck sat beside her, caught a glimpse of the spider and roundhouse kicked it away!
If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality.
The earth is spinning becaue of a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris gave it 4 billion years ago.
Chuck Norris doesn't just roundhouse you, his foot splits all atoms in your face and causes an explosion which is why you fly so far back.
Chuck Norris can defy all laws of physics exept the ones involving his roundhouse kicks always being fatal.
Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
Chuck Norris beat the last level of Pac-Man by using his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented left and right just so he could roundhouse kick people in both directions.
Chuck Norris doesn't trust anyone as far as he can roundhouse kick them.
In Chuck Norris' back yard is a pile of left footed boots. The right footed boots keep burning up in the atmosphere when doing round house kicks.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, double rainbows are formed in the arcs of his kicks.
I am naughty <3 I will make you ***
Chuck Norris is the founding father of Roundhouse-kickology.
The IPad was originally called the IChuck. Sadly the IChuck kept roundhouse kicking users in the face
mine is my ability to self suck (:
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Christmas tree lights, he tells his tree to shine or he’ll roundhouse kick it back into a pine cone.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
if anything i wanted to believe that such a thing as an obscure existence was completely possible i was wrong to believe that humanity would have my back in any possible certainty...
some great responses in here. i like to think i'd be a dragon or a noble knight, but really i think i want to be the evil queen, complete with evil minions, that wreaks havoc in...
the mona lisa used to smile, then chuck norris roundhouse kicked it.
A man once asked Chuck Norris how much he benched. Chuck Norris sighed and roundhouse kicked him through a wall and said "I don't bench, I wall".
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
When BP was trying to stop the leak in the Gulf, BP considered shoving Chuck Norris down the well to roundhouse kick the oil back into the ground
Chuck Norris once faced a tough decision, he caught the "catch 22" by the hind legs, round-housed it, and it became a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris was playing in his sandbox and Roundhoused the sand and now we have the Grand Canyon.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks who? Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks YOUR FACE!
Basically the only "cool" thing about me is that I'm flexible.
I used to have some sort of dream of becoming a contortionist, but then when I got older I couldn't bend like that...
They once offered Chuck Norris to star in the new Mortal Kombat game but he roundhouse kicked the man who asked, nobody plays Chuck Norris
Somebody once tried to to shoot Chuck Norris. Another tried to stab him (R.I.P). Lesson to all: never bring a gun or knive to a roundhouse kick fight.
A round house kick by Chuck Norris can, if it doesnt kill you, cure any illness. So far there are no survivers.
Chuck Norris was practicing his kicks, when he kicked so hard his foot went back in time and hit Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.