I Cleaned Up Someone Else's Puke

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    From a Book Actually

    We went to a friend's department for her birthday and this other friend of mine drank a little too much. She puked on two beds, on the floor and on my friend's desk. All over her books!. I was sober and cleaning that mess. I cleaned the book and cleaned my friend who had puked on...
    caritus caritus
    26-30, F
    Jan 22, 2008

    The Worst Part of Motherhood

    Cleaning puke is worse than cleaning your kid's diarrhea, even.  Cleaning puke is so awful, because it's hard to clean, and there's so much of it, and somehow, it gets my gag reflex worse than stinky baby doo-doo or anything else kids get into.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 23, 2008

    I Can't Count the Times I've Been Puked On

    What mother has not cleaned up puke? I have more times then I care to remember. Just yesterday, as a matter of fact. My son started coughing and gagging and I picked up a towel that happened to be laying in floor raced over to him and caught every drop of the puke. Do I have...
    autimom autimom
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    New Years Eve

    It was new years eve a couple of years ago and I had invited my best friend from out of town and his girlfriend to go to a party with my wife and I. We got there kinda early and he was doing some heavy drinking. I lost track of him about 10 minutes before midnight and went...
    PlayNice PlayNice
    22-25, M
    Jan 27, 2008

    Hey, What Are Friends For?

    Now dangit, next time point the otherway, on the floor, not in the bed on ME! 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 21, 2009
    girlwithallsortsoffetishes girlwithallsortsoffetishes
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Sep 7, 2015

    A Bartenders Life

    I was a Bartender for over 8 years. In that business eventually you are going to have to clean up someone elses puke. Thats just the way it works. Not saying that its acceptable, just inevitable. Cant even begin to fathum the amount of times some drunk idiot puked in my bar...
    KarmaKatcher KarmaKatcher
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 8, 2008

    Been There...

    I had a party with about 14 of my closest friends and they brought alcohol. A lot. I was quite drunk myself, but my friend... was almost paraletic. She looked at me and just said. "Im gonna... im gonna" I basically dragged her to the sink. She kind of missed the sink. It was...
    xplanbx xplanbx
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 23, 2010

    Several Times

    There's the usual since I'm a mom....both kids have puked all over me, and I've cleaned it up. In college, my roommate found out the hard way that she was allergic to the meds they gave her.  (She did not return the favor when I got the same thing the next week)  She's...
    pilotjess pilotjess
    36-40, F
    Jun 1, 2008

    Yes  One of My Best Bo...

    Yes  one of my best boy friends was so drunk he was throwing but all over the sofa and on the floor and so i cleaned it up gross! Then later on that night i thought he was sleeping but i got up to check on him and i found him out side on the balcony with his pants pulled...
    vmcguire vmcguire
    18-21, F
    Jul 6, 2008

    I Am a Mother of One, and U...

    I am a mother of one, and unfortunately have cleaned up puke many times:(.  I've cleaned up dog puke, I worked at a boys home and cleaned up puke there, I worked at  home for the mentally handicapped and cleaned up puke there, I have had a lifetime of cleaning up other...
    keyna keyna
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2008

    Kids

    His son came in just smashed , something first of all he encouraged and he was an *** to the kid. I pretended i was asleep so he would not start flipping out. Everyone was asleep then i heard him he started throwing up. His dad heard him also and stormed out like a bull moose...
    redheadsrule redheadsrule
    36-40, F
    Dec 5, 2007

    I Work In a Kids Playland

    I work in a kids playland and i gagged at the sight of puke. The smell gets to me more than anything else. most of the time i fob it off to one of the guys but this time i had to clean urine, excrement and vomit at the same time, i dunno how the kid managed that one.
    jmrdelilah jmrdelilah
    18-21
    Jul 7, 2008

    Ugh. I worked at a carnival

    for a living when I just had turned 19. I always cleaned up puke and it was gross. But I'll tell you one story that was pretty bad. I was working for this zero gravity ride (the one that just spins and spins) and there was a pregnant teenager on there with her boyfriend. I shut...
    loveylaura loveylaura
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 20, 2014

    I Have Four Kids, So...

    yeah...that comes with the territory.  And once  back in my wild and crazy youth, I found a friend of mine that I had grown up with trashed out of his mind at a local bar, much to drunk to drive and separated from his friends, so I took him home with me.  Yeah, he...
    mj915 mj915
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 4, 2007

    Last Night...

    Was my friend from works 30th birthday party, and as it turns out my colleagues can't hold their liquor. Now the birthday girl has an excuse, she has been T-total all her life due to medication...But since you only turn 30 once she broke the rules :) And screamed, cried and fell...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 7, 2008

    Do Dogs Count ?,..cos Yes,b...

    Do dogs count ?,..cos yes,but mostly my own,unless i make it to the garden ..
    ecpc ecpc
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jul 6, 2008

    Whose Puke Haven't I Cleaned Up?

    The first time I had to deal with others' puke, I was a kid and my family went to one of those hamburger drive-ins where I was expected to eat my hamburger, but I chose not to.  I ended up being the only one who did not get food poisoning, so I had to empty out everyone else...
    antispamdinista antispamdinista
    41-45, F
    Jan 23, 2008

    Many a Drunken Pukes.

    Mostly my friends' sick. Needless to say, it's not pleasant. Once, a girl got very pissed (before she even got to my birthday party)(this was my 16th birthday party, so there wasn't supposed to be any alcohol!) and she got sick on my sister's brand new bed throw. Guess who had to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 31, 2008

    It's Part of the Job Description

    I'm a mom so I've cleaned up someone else's puke a few times.  I was so glad when the kids finally got to the point where they could feel the nausea coming on.  Then they would almost always hit the toilet or a bucket I made them keep close at hand.
    Francescanolonger Francescanolonger
    46-50, F
    Jul 6, 2008

    One Should Experience All of Life

    Yes, I've cleaned up another person's puke.  What I found out by doing so is that it provides a very good indication of what the person has been eating and/or drinking recently.  In this respect it resembles archeology, except that the data is more recent and easier to...
    ElLagarto ElLagarto
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jan 23, 2008

    Ugh... I've Cleaned Up a Lot of Puke.

    I've cleaned up human puke, dog puke, cat puke, you name it. The human puke is from a few unfortunate turn of events during my babysitting years. As for the animal puke, I own a lot of pets and am aspiring to become a veterinarian, so I've worked at a lot of vet clinics. Never a...
    Jenniedvm Jenniedvm
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 22, 2008

    Experience With Puke

    This is probably not the best to admit but I have alot of experience cleaning up vomit. My mother's, my siblings' (I have 3), my dogs' (I have two)...all in all, a lot of puke. The worst part is that when you're cleaning up someone else's vomit, you usually get that gagging...
    vinividivici21 vinividivici21
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2008

    Don't Sit Too Close to Someone Who's Drunk

    i was at a bonfire with some friends and my friend barbie drank an entire bottle of Schnapps on an empty stomach.About a half hr later she leaned over,said 'I feel sick' and proceded to throw up in the pocket of my brand new jacket.
    brokenrose brokenrose
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Oct 7, 2008

    Yes :(

    my kitty's, which i don't mind too much because she doesn't make much of it, and she doesn't have opposable thumbs, so it's really not practical to attempt to get her to clean it up herself. and once my husband's when he was drunk. but the only reason i cleaned it up was because...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jan 22, 2008

    Cleaned Puke At A Movie Theater

    I had to clean up other people's puke all the time when I worked at the movie theater. It was pretty gross. Fortunately I naver had to touch it except for the one time someone threw up in a cup and I thought it was filled up with pop. I took the lid off and it was not pop. At the...
    groundshaker groundshaker
    26-30, M
    Nov 3, 2012

    Kids....

    yea - nothing like them in your bed puking up between you and the wife in the middle of the night....life is full of rude awakenings.
    thatweirdromanguy thatweirdromanguy
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 4, 2007

    Puke

    My mom-in-law has always been on the bottle every since I met her.  One day, I don't recall which party it was and before heading to the family get together, she was already drunk.  She happened to puke in her son's room.  Her youngest son got furious and left...
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2010

    My Dad

    It was my Dad and he took ill.  I cleaned it from the carpet.  Love is amazing I wasn't even sick behind it.
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 21, 2008

    Dog Puke

    Does that count? Anyways... I was reheating some leftover steak at my friend's house. His sister's dog was in the kitchen (a cute little Pembroke Welsh Corgi), so we decided to give him some of the leftovers. My friend didn't wait long enough to let the steak cool, so it was...
    paperalias paperalias
    22-25, F
    Apr 14, 2008

    I Cleaned Up Celebrity Vomit On Broadway

    In my twenties, I worked as a stagehand on the 1999 Broadway revival of Annie Get Your Gun, which starred Bernadette Peters. Ms. Peters mentions this story in her "Broadway.com Ask A Star" interview. One night, Ms. Peters had arrived to work feeling under the weather, but she...
    sugar4586 sugar4586
    18-21
    Mar 3, 2013

    Sick Times

    I always had (and still have) an intense emetophobia (fear of vomiting). I thought I'd never be able to look at puke, let alone clean it up. But one day when I was 13, my true potential was uncovered. It was a bright and sunny summer day and I just came back from the beach...
    nelsongirl nelsongirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 23, 2008

    My Workout Partner

    You see fungirl write a lot about her guys and I love them to death but they also get me in a lot of trouble.  They can make that halo fall and become a noose quicker than almost anyone else.  We used to go out "clubbing" quite frequently and of course getting...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    11 Responses Jul 10, 2008

    Lifeguard's Duty

    As the Head supervisor of a pool and lifeguard manager, cleaning up puke was nothing..... I mean it was usually pretty humerous-- -i have great stories if anyone really needs to hear them....
    BurgundyGirl BurgundyGirl
    36-40, F
    Dec 30, 2007

    Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew

     Today i was walking through the store with my friend looking at the frozen foods when all of a sudden she started falling..slipping. she was pulling me down with her. She fell. when i got her up we saw what it was.... Some on  just threw up right there. it wqas on my...
    Tacit Tacit
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jul 15, 2008

    Three Days In A Row

    My nephew got sick and I stepped in it each time and then cleaned it up.  XD  I'm such a wonderful aunt.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 13, 2010

    EEWWWWW!

    So I joined this group this morning w/ another story in mind but being that I'm the luckiest person in the world I was granted the opportunity to complete this task yet again about 10 minutes ago. The baby, who ate the entire fridge for breakfast, decided to choke on something...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    Brothers

    he used to get sick a lot after drinking, so sometimes i had to clean up after him, i used to hate it, now it doesnt happen anymore so im a lot happier
    Donalh Donalh
    22-25, M
    Jul 10, 2008
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