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I Collect Bad Pick Up Lines

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support

    See my friend over there?

    He wants to know if you think I’m cute. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! my watch must be 30 minutes fast If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents. Screw me if I am...
    quantumike quantumike
    51-55, M
    Apr 14, 2016
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