I Come Home Drunk Bump Into Things And Tell Them To Shhhh

"I'm not drunk. I'm just exhausted from a night of drinking" P Griffin 289 People


    YUP!  Usually I'm in the door and straight up the stairs to the bed. LOL  But here is story for ya. I was drinking at home about 2 weeks ago with friends.  Great night, btw.  They left around 1 a.m. (got there before 6 p.m. for dinner).  After they...
    ChristineJones ChristineJones
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Mar 20, 2010

    Coz It's Their Fault

    For being in my way in the first place. Plus I live alone so why not. I love being that drunk.
    myselfxox myselfxox
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 27, 2010

    Shhhhhhhh, Damn Cat!

    When we were were underage, we always had to drink in secrecy from our parents. Usually at a friend's place whose parents were gone for the weekend, or, weather permitting, at the park. One time I was going to crash at my buddy's place because well it was easier to sneak back...
    mistakenstrangers mistakenstrangers
    22-25, M
    1 Response May 16, 2011

    Right... Who Wants A Fight?

    (Staggers about trying to take jacket off...... one arm out...... but can't quite reach the jacket arm hanging half way off my back, spinning round and round like a Mickey Mouse watch) Put em up... put em up... (as in the Lion in the W o Oz) I'll fight yah with one...
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    1 Response Feb 13, 2010

    It Started With A Mojito In Streatham...

    ...and ended with 5 large tequila and lemonades, half a bottle of pink wine, a rum and coke and a pole dance on the night bus home from Brixton. I opened my door, somehow, threw my coat and bag over the banister, then asked how much would cost to hold my bag for the night.
    MrsLalaninjacakes MrsLalaninjacakes
    26-30, F
    18 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    I Never

    I've never been drunk in my life because i don't drink... I just think this site is funny so I joined. :D
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Oct 17, 2010

    Oh My God!

    I have done this MORE than once....I did it BIG time on my 21st b-day.... I guess its a sign you have had a bit too much to drink. LOL!
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 12, 2010

    I rember that night..

    . omg i bump into the table and said shhhh im sleeping...
    KillingTheseHoes101 KillingTheseHoes101
    18-21, F
    Jun 30, 2015

    Disguised Fluff Balls

    Getting drunk is something that doesn't happen often with me. Actually- I think in a years my grand total of times being inebriated is something like 2-3 times. For those few times that I do look to the bottle I've somehow always manage to pull off one stunt that makes those...
    Linxer Linxer
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Nov 22, 2010

    When I was abusing alcohol left,

    right and centre, I would bump into all sorts, from street lamps to kitchen tables and not only would I tell them to be quiet, I would also apologise to them for bumping into them....anybody else do this?
    PantheraTigrisDD PantheraTigrisDD
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Aug 16, 2014

    Try Telling Your Kids This Bedtime Story.....

    Thethil was a caterpillar Thethil was my fwend.....?when I first thaw Thethil hewas diiiis big :o)))..I athked him, hey Thethil what yah doing Thethil...?He thaid I'm a going to the garden to eat some cabbage!Tthethil was a caterpillar Thethil was my fwend when I next thaw...
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    I Never

    but this group amuses me so i feel i must join it again :D
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Mar 19, 2012

    Unicorns, Fact Or Fiction?

    Many people, some of them very good friends of mine, claim to have seen and even spoken to Unicorns...... (maybe I have and just can't remember). What do you think?Also open to comments on Leprechauns, fairies (little people in general) the Easter bunny, ligers, pink elephants...
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    And The Dogs

    I usually walk home and there are a lot of dogs on the way from my local to home. I also tell them to shhh. For some reason they just get louder. o.O Of course I usually walk home singing loudly and tunelessly so there really is no point in telling things to shhh. Most people...
    BeteNoire BeteNoire
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Jan 24, 2011

    Twas On A Moonlit Night.....

    Twas Christmas Eve and in the house nothing was stirring not even a moose....!!!! (this story must be set in Canada.... what it isn't and I just can't spell? ok I'll go on......) Santa S had set forth on his travels to seek out the munchkins pressies..... but it was very very...
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    7 Responses Apr 20, 2010

    True Story

    So, its no secret i drink tonssssss. The other night i got home at 4am from Johnny Utah's. Ahhhh, mechanical bulls and fire fighters will make me do silly things. Anyway, the vody got to me and by the time i got home i was so trashed i couldnt open the front door.It took a while...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jan 17, 2010

    O Yeah....?

    What the f***k do you think you're looking at? C'mere and say that.... (collapses on face).................. (August the 12th 1989.... that's all I can remember... aaahhhh happy days....)
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    4 Responses Nov 8, 2010

    Wardrobe Incident....

    On holiday last year in an European capital I went out to watch a football match in a bar.......Got back to the hotel room and thought I'd surprise my girlfriend... undressed down to my boxers and hid in the wardrobe.... after a fight with the hangers I settled down...
    Sean8342 Sean8342
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 15, 2010


    Guess i am lucky that i'm funny when pissed, so people tell me, thank god i'm not my dad he mean. he cant look at people in the face in the morning. 
    solitudegirl solitudegirl
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 4, 2012

    Been There; Done That

    ...while the drinking itself may be a separate issue...on certain occasions, I would have paid to see myself in action. I giggle just thinking about the title of this group because I know I have done this. As long as you don't "rage" on the objects, there really is no harm done...
    NiftySox NiftySox
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2011

    Glad Im Not The Only One

    it usually starts at the door when i argue with the key about not going in the hole then telling it to be quite when its turning. after that it just gets worse i switch from tell objects to shh then telling myself to.
    bunnybooxxx bunnybooxxx
    22-25, F
    Jul 12, 2011

    Sooo Many Times.

    I've come home drunk so many times before, or I'm usually with my bf over his house. I'll bump into the railing and fall down the stairs and tell them to be quiet. I have this weird notion in my head that they're the ones making all the noise. XD I've walked into my bf's...
    xXPsychochic56 xXPsychochic56
    18-21, F
    Mar 1, 2010


    TheWanderingSupertramp TheWanderingSupertramp
    26-30, M
    Nov 30, 2010

    Well..i Used To!

    I went through my wild stage after my first girlfriend and I brokeup after 10 years together...Every weekend I was in Hotlanta at the gay clubs hanging out with my friends... One time I fell off an air mattress at my buddy Ricky's house Anne apparently couldn't get back on it...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    Aug 23, 2012

    The Day My Team .....

    won the league championship we done the gantry at the supporters club , all the malts were opened sampled debated and sampled some more to  reaffirm the previous point  . A taxi was hailed and alighted with our imaginary take away dinner , my friend Gavin...
    salar1 salar1
    51-55, M
    Jun 10, 2010

    Shhh Kitty!

    Ok now this only happend one time,and lucky me there was someone to see it all!groan* one night,still at school,i came home high on the hooch,lol,and that after "study" group. So after nearly breaking myself and the front door in two,to get into the house,my mom(the witness...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Sep 29, 2011

    Drunk Times!

    I came home drunk late one night, about 2 or 3 a.m. I forgot my house keys at my friends and didn't want to go all of the way back when I could just climb through my window. I was wearing some baggy jeans and a t-shirt that night. I got the window open standing on the railing...
    college101 college101
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Feb 19, 2010

    Story of my life! I love my dog

    so much but he's just forever in the way when I'm drunk, he always walks right in front of me haha
    Megan2134 Megan2134
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2014

    I Come Home Drunk.....

    last night i came home verry drunk and i was bummpingin to things like the couch, my bed,and every thing else.
    maleekaiswild maleekaiswild
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2011
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