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I Come With An Warning Label

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 109 People

    You've Been Warned!

    The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_> "Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk...
    FaeNeDaeX FaeNeDaeX 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

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    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r 26-30 1 Response Mar 5, 2010

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    Maybe Not....

    Okay....so I don't really come with a warning label, but I should! LOL
    kzoodiana kzoodiana 36-40, F Apr 10, 2012

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    Let Ep Take Note

    I've been thinking for some time that I needed a warning label of sorts. I mean it's only fair really, the masses of EP should be duly warned and have a head start at fleeing. I have casually asked a few friends here and there for their input, with mixed results. It's not that...
    Hongruilin Hongruilin 31-35, F 25 Responses Jan 21, 2013

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    If i came with a warning label it would say.

    .. Caution may cause you to fall in love xox
    iluvpinkroses iluvpinkroses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2014

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    I Am Me

    Like me, hate me, what can I do about it? I am me. I like me. Friend me or not I dont care. Block me, I dont care. I do what I want when I want for my reasons. Everything I have posted and will post is true to the best of weakening memory Muahhhahhhahhh
    xxorama xxorama 46-50, M Jan 24, 2013

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    I Am A Bit Out Spoken

    I dont always have a filter between my brain and my mouth, however I speak the truth and often times when people are upset about some thing I've said I tend to tell them IF THE TRUTH HURTS..........FIX IT!
    angelzevil angelzevil 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    I Have

    but i don't think i've ever experienced comming with an warning label.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 16, 2010

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    I Think These Are Pretty Obvious

      Handle with care. Can be unpredictable. AKA I may be more than what you think. Keep out of reach of people who can't read the clear signs. Easy Slow In case of delusional and/or disturbed behaviour, break the fantasy glass found...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2010

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    Warning: Marlboro Renamed But Recognized

    Under the new federal tobacco law, cigarette companies will no longer be allowed to use words like “light” or “mild” on packages to imply that some cigarettes are safer than others. New Marlboro Gold is renamed to Marlboro Lights. New  Marlboro MX4...
    sm0ky sm0ky 26-30 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    Related Experiences

    WARNING LABELS. ...... The warning label is their behavior, simply observe how they treat others, are they all about SELF? Your warning label should be your intuition...
    Shai75 Shai75 36-40, F 12 Responses Feb 4

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    I'm a hopeless romantic, I'm a dreamer and a fantasist, I'm a writer and an artist, I'm lazy, I love to laugh at things, I'm dark and twisty, I'm sad a lot, I appreciate little...
    autocue autocue 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Man, the varieties of labels I'd be reading. It would be nice though. I would know who to stay away from and who to risk it with.
    TheRogueWolf TheRogueWolf 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    Just a simple warning : THIS PERSON WILL SUCK YOUR ENERGY, HAPPINESS AND SELF ESTEEM WITH THEIR SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT. DO NOT ENABLE THIS BEHAVIOR WITH SYMPATHY.
    Redux2point0 Redux2point0 41-45, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Tell me about it. One day they are all nice and happy with you. The next, they seem like they're ready to kill you...
    GlockBlocked GlockBlocked 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 29

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    maybe soon you can scan these kinds of people with microchips, bar codes and provide locations via mobile apps as well.
    it4o it4o 46-50, M 2 Responses Feb 4

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    I'm never good with friends. I tried making friends but I always end up with rude ones, hypocrites and back stabbers then just leave.
    thelittlemonster thelittlemonster 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

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    People will warn you but you just don't listen
    IWin06 IWin06 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    Guhh, for reals. This is why I find it hard to trust other females. Some women out there are reeeeeeal b*tchs, ya know. They pretend to be all nice and then find out what you like...
    Bethstar Bethstar 26-30, F 2 Responses Feb 3

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    There are times like these where I'm just waiting for the storm to pass and I don't feel like trying. I don't want to do anything but cry. This emptiness in my heart is getting...
    torr62 torr62 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 10

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    Whew. Thank you, warning label. I was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower.
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 5 Responses Feb 16

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    On a cereal box there was a free iron-on transfer for a Shrek thing. Amongst the warnings at the lower right, the final one advises, "DO NOT IRON WHILE WEARING SHIRT!" Can't make...
    Lgl700 Lgl700 51-55, M Feb 2

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    Much like a large 2kg bag of peanuts that said "warning may contain traces of nuts"
    bradymossy1 bradymossy1 18-21 6 days ago

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    Bad experience teaches us a lot while good memories fade away as time passes.I wish I've never been hurt.I hope next time I'll be more carefull and will prevent the damage.As...
    darkblue0909 darkblue0909 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 13

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    Animal, Today I woke up with a message from you. Have you ever thought I was done with having you in my life the day I went to the police, then had my number blocked from the jail...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 22-25, F Feb 15

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    At the end of the day I still have memories. At the end of the day I still have feelings. When you meet me I was scared, terrified, lost, empty, and cold. You never looked at me...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 22-25, F Feb 17

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    On a packet of nuts in Tesco: Allergy Advice: May contain nuts. Really? I thought it would be full of unicorns and rainbows -.-
    nighthawk56 nighthawk56 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 2

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    There used to be step-by-step instructions for toasting a pop tart, including removing the wrapping before toasting the pop tart.
    Schloonie Schloonie 16-17, M Feb 3

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    A Chinese Firedrill from the album Circles - Siucra
    satyr7 satyr7 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    if you have to be told to Not leave a baby unattended in bath...maybe you shouldn't have one
    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    "If we could break down these walls, and set you free... we would, cuz we out here... and we miss you...
    Aijmeerah Aijmeerah 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    I think everyone does. I have emotional scars that can never be healed. They just need to be tended to from time to time. I also have things that I would not tolerate in a...
    malishka123 malishka123 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    Lets keep it simple... Respect my time... Match my effort... Keep your word... Always be honest... Stay consistent...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    *SIGH* this hospital food sucks...where's mommy w/ my sushi!?!?
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    Time for dilaudid...2mg's of this stuff in my IV makes me feel I'm on a roller coaster...I hate roller coasters :(
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    Jahiem....AGE AIN'T A FACTOR..........https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fvNVAd4WrYU
    elle2122 elle2122 36-40, F Feb 15

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    All my life I've been pushed aside due to age. I've had more real world experience/education then most adults will experience in their entire lifetime. I'm so close to freedom that...
    onecutebubbles0729 onecutebubbles0729 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 16

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    I am walking proof of that.
    theycallmetk theycallmetk 16-17, M Feb 16

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    Don't assume because you know me now that you know all of me. There are parts of my history.. secrets and hidden pockets that aren't shared, ever. You may see me but you will...
    noxeous noxeous 36-40, F Feb 18

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    I've met children who are way more mature than some adults I know. I think it doesn't matter whether you're a couple years older or a lot older than someone. They could still be...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Someone posted an experience about them marrying an old guy for money then as soon as he dies she'll be rich and be able to move away to the states to be with her boyfriend. Of...
    jolley2k jolley2k 18-21, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    So this is what happened yesterday at school I was sitting on a sofa in front of the libary and when the bell rang , I was still sitting because I had a computer class at first...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I miss the way being with a guy makes me feel. I miss feeling important and cared about. I miss the feeling of femininity that comes with it. Usually I don't feel very feminine...
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F Jan 27

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    My dearest love Look at the deepest heart of me Like a river without water As my heart without a lover I was lonely Since happiness had left me And now i am still lonely By the...
    rogi4u rogi4u 36-40, M Jan 31

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    Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall....and Winter again. From the first time we met in real life, we have survived a complete revolution of the earth around the sun. We have...
    Gingersnapped Gingersnapped 51-55, F 3 Responses Feb 2

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    It's funny how much changes in a little under 2 years. Since i last wrote on here - i was a closeted homosexual who has had very limited experiences with other homosexuals. My...
    judeau9 judeau9 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 9

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