I Come With An Warning Label

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 106 People

    I Am Me

    Like me, hate me, what can I do about it? I am me. I like me. Friend me or not I dont care. Block me, I dont care. I do what I want when I want for my reasons. Everything I have posted and will post is true to the best of weakening memory Muahhhahhhahhh
    xxorama xxorama
    46-50, M
    Jan 24, 2013

    Maybe Not....

    Okay....so I don't really come with a warning label, but I should! LOL
    kzoodiana kzoodiana
    36-40, F
    Apr 10, 2012

    I Am A Bit Out Spoken

    I dont always have a filter between my brain and my mouth, however I speak the truth and often times when people are upset about some thing I've said I tend to tell them IF THE TRUTH HURTS..........FIX IT!
    angelzevil angelzevil
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 11, 2010

    I Think These Are Pretty Obvious

      Handle with care. Can be unpredictable. AKA I may be more than what you think. Keep out of reach of people who can't read the clear signs. Easy Slow In case of delusional and/or disturbed behaviour, break the fantasy glass found...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 14, 2010

    You've Been Warned!

    The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_> "Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk...
    FaeNeDaeX FaeNeDaeX
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

    If i came with a warning label it would say.

    .. Caution may cause you to fall in love xox
    iluvpinkroses iluvpinkroses
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 22, 2014

    Warning: Marlboro Renamed But Recognized

    Under the new federal tobacco law, cigarette companies will no longer be allowed to use words like “light” or “mild” on packages to imply that some cigarettes are safer than others. New Marlboro Gold is renamed to Marlboro Lights. New  Marlboro MX4...
    sm0ky sm0ky
    26-30
    1 Response May 26, 2010
    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 5, 2010

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