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I Come With An Warning Label

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 112 People

    You've Been Warned!

    The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_> "Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk...
    FaeNeDaeX FaeNeDaeX 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

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    I Am Me

    Like me, hate me, what can I do about it? I am me. I like me. Friend me or not I dont care. Block me, I dont care. I do what I want when I want for my reasons. Everything I have posted and will post is true to the best of weakening memory Muahhhahhhahhh
    xxorama xxorama 46-50, M Jan 24, 2013

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    Maybe Not....

    Okay....so I don't really come with a warning label, but I should! LOL
    kzoodiana kzoodiana 36-40, F Apr 10, 2012

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    I Have

    but i don't think i've ever experienced comming with an warning label.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 16, 2010

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    I Think These Are Pretty Obvious

      Handle with care. Can be unpredictable. AKA I may be more than what you think. Keep out of reach of people who can't read the clear signs. Easy Slow In case of delusional and/or disturbed behaviour, break the fantasy glass found...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2010

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    Warning: Marlboro Renamed But Recognized

    Under the new federal tobacco law, cigarette companies will no longer be allowed to use words like “light” or “mild” on packages to imply that some cigarettes are safer than others. New Marlboro Gold is renamed to Marlboro Lights. New  Marlboro MX4...
    sm0ky sm0ky 26-30 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r 26-30 1 Response Mar 5, 2010

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    I Am A Bit Out Spoken

    I dont always have a filter between my brain and my mouth, however I speak the truth and often times when people are upset about some thing I've said I tend to tell them IF THE TRUTH HURTS..........FIX IT!
    angelzevil angelzevil 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    If i came with a warning label it would say.

    .. Caution may cause you to fall in love xox
    iluvpinkroses iluvpinkroses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2014

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    Related Experiences

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    A donde se fue aquella hermoza sonria que hacia ver tu rostro brillar, seria capas de llevarte a la luna para verte sonreir Dime que tengo que hacer para que olvides lo que te...
    riderz4christ riderz4christ 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I come with a painful past and a broken family twice over. I'm suspicious if you're nice and constantly thinking "this must be my mother's way of trying to take care of me"
    Fanaoijga Fanaoijga 31-35, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I am... Self obsessed, critical, rude, kind, flippy, floppy, cranky, bitchy, and just an all around crazy person But only sometimes
    CallMePonyTail CallMePonyTail 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    We finally get known about and it is our bad water.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I don't actually but I thought the topic was interesting - I'm pretty much a what you see is what you get kinda person or at least i try my best to be :)
    SnowWhite87 SnowWhite87 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    If you're ever feeling extremely low, or just a bit sad then feel free to share your feelings with our community: http://live-another-day.boards.net/
    driftingalone driftingalone 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    no more fine print for me. it is all in my profile right here in ep. all of it
    stevecobb76 stevecobb76 36-40, M 3 days ago

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    Most people come with fine print that the other person doesn't bother to read. That's why the divorce rate is so high.
    TheLastExile TheLastExile 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I hate when life gets between me and what's important to me.
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 7 Responses 3 days ago

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    Many times Many types They love that Dont cure it Dont remove causes That would rob the industry Possibly end it And heal society Who could then remove...
    JustBipolarMe JustBipolarMe 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    I was just sitting here replaying thing's in my mind. Some good, some not so good. If I had all the world's attention for just one day via some kind of satellite, or hologram in...
    lullabywolfeh lullabywolfeh 51-55, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    I want her to come home. I miss her. I want her. I need her. I just want her to come home. I've never felt so empty and alone just by not having someone here. Sure i've had losses...
    HerTrueKing HerTrueKing 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Experience is knowledge. Knowledge is a loss of innocence. Maturity is the loss of innocence. Therefore maturity comes with experience.
    Wildpurplesky Wildpurplesky 18-21, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have always found the term relationship, to be far too general. Don't we actually have relationships with everyone we have contact with? What about intimate relationships...
    TheWhimsicalDilettante TheWhimsicalDilettante 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Well, yes and no. You can have an old age, and still you may not be mature enough. So it is lack of experience and a broader vision of life. But on the other hand you can be young...
    JetWoes JetWoes 36-40, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I just broke up with a woman who is evil. I did not know when we first got together that she was so. And it wasn't until after we broke up that I found out how truly evil she is. I...
    IamDrinac IamDrinac 56-60, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    So you could tell where the jerks be at all the time like I just hate so many people but no one knows I feel that way I'm so quiet I should prob be on meds you kno?
    PreTeenSally PreTeenSally 13-15, F a week ago

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    Recently I put the breaks on a long-term friendship with a cis, straight, male friend of mine who hoped into bed with me naked. We spent the weekend together in the same bed, but...
    OrionBlk OrionBlk 36-40, F Jan 28

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    I wish my niece came with a I'm a back stabber, selfish label. Can't stand the *****.
    EMTgirl3778 EMTgirl3778 36-40, F Jan 28

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    My wife would agree with you lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 27

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    June 25,2015 I used to deny my feelings before because our situation is different. But the feeling screams inside of me and i had to control it from blurting it out to everyone. I...
    Aaaashton Aaaashton 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    Yes it should say I'm too sweet I will give you a toothache NAH it should say proceed with caution toxic for your mind and body.
    beautifullybroken29 beautifullybroken29 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 27

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    Anyone that's in NSW Australia wanna come with me? ;-;
    ItzPuppeh ItzPuppeh 13-15, M 1 Response Jan 27

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    Someone died. Gunshot, right outside. Your father, he is dead. I see him in my head. Childhood's end. Goodbye, my holy friend. Love me, it's a sin. Can you see me caving in...
    Elspet Elspet 26-30, F Jan 26

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    This man I met in July '15 has basically built a friendship with me that lead to more in October (without commitment). Well I fell in love with him. This issue is, he is mysterious...
    melibear melibear 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 25

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    I have met people twice my age who are quite puerile. I have met people my age who must have an old soul. Experience is key. You could have someone who has been doing the same...
    Favager97 Favager97 18-21, F Jan 22

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    I hate being with someone for an amount of time and then finding out how they really are. Why can't they just be and show who they really are to begin with? I guess it's their way...
    Pussykitten78 Pussykitten78 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 21

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    My childhood caused me to grow up quickly. I began to have a greater understanding of life when i started going to counselling at the age of 5..You lose your childhood innocence...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 21

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    I've met 12 year olds with a greater sense of responsibility than some 60 year olds. I really don't care much about your age or your hubris. Too many people on here seem to...
    MeadowLark4 MeadowLark4 18-21 Jan 21

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    There'll constantly be any excuses for business decision makers to get involved with business data to be capable of understand what is happening in their organisations. The Company...
    vagarland65 vagarland65 36-40, M Jan 20

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    life toooo short...so y we r wate of tym in thinking... STOP SAYING" I WISH" START SAYING" I WILL"
    youngRj youngRj 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 20

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