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I Come With An Warning Label

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    You've Been Warned!

    The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_> "Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk...
    FaeNeDaeX FaeNeDaeX 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

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    If i came with a warning label it would say.

    .. Caution may cause you to fall in love xox
    iluvpinkroses iluvpinkroses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2014

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    Women: My babe is MY babe.

    ..so don´t look, touch, wink, wave, stare, flirt, compliment, hold, anything...that´s MY job.
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F Jun 3

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    I Have

    but i don't think i've ever experienced comming with an warning label.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 16, 2010

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    Maybe Not....

    Okay....so I don't really come with a warning label, but I should! LOL
    kzoodiana kzoodiana 36-40, F Apr 10, 2012

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    Warning: Marlboro Renamed But Recognized

    Under the new federal tobacco law, cigarette companies will no longer be allowed to use words like “light” or “mild” on packages to imply that some cigarettes are safer than others. New Marlboro Gold is renamed to Marlboro Lights. New  Marlboro MX4...
    sm0ky sm0ky 26-30 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    I Am A Bit Out Spoken

    I dont always have a filter between my brain and my mouth, however I speak the truth and often times when people are upset about some thing I've said I tend to tell them IF THE TRUTH HURTS..........FIX IT!
    angelzevil angelzevil 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    I Am Me

    Like me, hate me, what can I do about it? I am me. I like me. Friend me or not I dont care. Block me, I dont care. I do what I want when I want for my reasons. Everything I have posted and will post is true to the best of weakening memory Muahhhahhhahhh
    xxorama xxorama 46-50, M Jan 24, 2013

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    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r 26-30 1 Response Mar 5, 2010

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    I Think These Are Pretty Obvious

      Handle with care. Can be unpredictable. AKA I may be more than what you think. Keep out of reach of people who can't read the clear signs. Easy Slow In case of delusional and/or disturbed behaviour, break the fantasy glass found...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2010

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    I must tell you, I am a world within a world. I go through phases. Some days I am exactly the person I want to be, able to do all the thing I should always do. Other days treading...
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    I used to be a very forgiving and trusting person. Too trusting, even. I used to fall in love hard, and get all these intense emotions for my significant other(s). That is, until...
    A7SH A7SH 18-21, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    So today I went to visit my brother, who is currently in prison. We spent a large part of the visit talking about life and his current state of mind. Every time we speak he is...
    doc6294 doc6294 26-30, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    So I'm planning on cutting my hair short right, but do you think that's what my parents want of course they don't they had a daughter not a son they want me to be the perfect image...
    Cain7429 Cain7429 13-15, T 4 hrs ago

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    Of the Lord's love for us, he gave us the repentance for forgiveness our sins.We can see his love for us in the words of the Prophet, that God "who desires all people to be saved...
    lamlom lamlom 56-60, M 4 hrs ago

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    I have my likes wants and desires, Then I have my thoughts views ect... But seems society wants to lable everything today. How about this lets not label. Just tell the facts Im a...
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    My best friend and I meet three years ago in Sophomore year of high school. She was a friend of a friend, and we instantly clicked. This past year, senior year, we have gotten...
    Sarah1232 Sarah1232 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    After years of not wanting a label because I didn't feel I identified with being heterosexual, lesbian or bisexual, I have discovered the term 'Fluid Sexuality'.... A person who...
    Curiousmissy Curiousmissy 31-35, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Warning, Hindolo is a bipolar who can be seen as really strange, has visions, is very curious and heavily attracted to spiritualism and other weird stuff you won't care about, high...
    QuietFreedom QuietFreedom 18-21, M 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    Which is stupid, considering how much confidence I have. Anxiety attacks are rare now. I maybe have one a few times a month. PTSD, will torment me for the rest of my life. Oh...
    NoRegretsAndNoRemorse NoRegretsAndNoRemorse 22-25, F 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    since i have wondered why, i look back at what patterns may be present in the people i become friends with and the few i have had a relationship-of sorts- with. friends seem to...
    harpack harpack 51-55, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    have believed this for a long time, problem being, we don't always know why they come into our lives. latest was a younger woman. met in a group discussion, started talking- hit it...
    harpack harpack 51-55, M 7 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    JACKSONCREEDVI This user just sent me an unsolicited pornographic pic of his erect "junk," and asked if I "like what I see." When I called him out on it and told him my son is...
    CurvesandClass CurvesandClass 41-45, F 21 Responses 2 days ago

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    Everyone loves Google (believe it or not than that's a few things i believe), together with what in case you add best of luck Google has into an e-mail account? You've one great...
    vagarland65 vagarland65 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    I wonder (are people that generalize and paint with broad strokes) are they bad at math?
    7gabriel7 7gabriel7 36-40, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I'm a wreck. This may be temporary... It may not. And he's right about me not knowing what I'm doing, cuz I've no flippin' clue. I've done my best, given my all, taken care of...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    My Co-worker, who is 23 and has a child, jumps from job to job and boyfriend to boyfriend because she gets bored too easy. She acts so childish and needs to be the center of...
    wrappedupinrain wrappedupinrain 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Like "WARNING: Investing your heart in this person will turn out to be heartbreak for yourself. they have hidden agendas and unbelievable secrets"
    bigbeautifulnswt bigbeautifulnswt 31-35, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Mine would be "Warning: Extremely FABULOUS!"
    TheDiamondMinecart TheDiamondMinecart 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    so true I've met some older people with the maturity of an infant but ive also met young people with wisdom beyond there years !!!!
    chris7379 chris7379 41-45, M 2 Responses Jul 25

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    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so....and keep...
    000Camilla 000Camilla 31-35, F 4 Responses Jul 24

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    Codemasters has arise a new accession of screenshots for F1 2015, the developer's Guild Wars 2 Gold accessible antagonism bold that was afresh delayed. These screenshots, arise on...
    fifafifa fifafifa 22-25, F Jul 22

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    "No Angel" Baby put your arms around me Tell me I'm a problem Know I'm not the girl you thought you knew and that you wanted Underneath the pretty face is something complicated I...
    LanaKane LanaKane 70+, F Jul 21

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    Who are you, in your heart of hearts? What makes your soul blossom? What makes it shy? What inspires passion, fast speech, and elaborate gestures? When do you feeling that...
    wanderlander wanderlander 22-25, F Jul 21

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    May contain eggs.....hmmm.....I most certainly hope so....
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response Jul 18

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    "... I can make no promise of apology Instead I will live momentarily **** up intentionally Love recklessly Fall unguarded Break enough times to learn how to put myself back...
    Calsi704 Calsi704 22-25, F Jul 15

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    Ok guys I'm going to be talking about the second time I was tickle tortured but my suffering wasn't alone. This happened about a week ago so me and my freind Olivia my bff forever...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 15

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    today my warning label should be "RUN for your life" lol
    tindertear tindertear 41-45, F Jul 15

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    "If you're allergic to intersectional feminist rants, do not approach."
    equinoxxx equinoxxx 13-15 1 Response Jul 14

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    It should say.. If you care about me, I will hurt you. It will be a mistake, an accident. DOn't tell me it won't happen because that only ensures it's presence in the future...
    ForeverOnMyGuard ForeverOnMyGuard 16-17, F 5 Responses Jul 14

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    Yeah, 'Warning - Toxic Waste'.
    BDos BDos 18-21, M Jul 14

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    I never take things seriously so when boys fall for me I cut them off or steer away, leaving them down. I'm good at making nothing feel like something. I know what exactly to say...
    MissMilan MissMilan 16-17, F Jul 14

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