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I Come With An Warning Label

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 109 People

    You've Been Warned!

    The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_> "Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk...
    FaeNeDaeX FaeNeDaeX 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 5, 2010

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    I Have

    but i don't think i've ever experienced comming with an warning label.....
    sharpTresHombre sharpTresHombre 41-45, M 2 Responses Sep 16, 2010

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    Th3D0ct0r Th3D0ct0r 26-30 1 Response Mar 5, 2010

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    I Think These Are Pretty Obvious

      Handle with care. Can be unpredictable. AKA I may be more than what you think. Keep out of reach of people who can't read the clear signs. Easy Slow In case of delusional and/or disturbed behaviour, break the fantasy glass found...
    FreeFallWall FreeFallWall 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2010

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    Warning: Marlboro Renamed But Recognized

    Under the new federal tobacco law, cigarette companies will no longer be allowed to use words like “light” or “mild” on packages to imply that some cigarettes are safer than others. New Marlboro Gold is renamed to Marlboro Lights. New  Marlboro MX4...
    sm0ky sm0ky 26-30 1 Response May 26, 2010

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    If i came with a warning label it would say.

    .. Caution may cause you to fall in love xox
    iluvpinkroses iluvpinkroses 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 22, 2014

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    Maybe Not....

    Okay....so I don't really come with a warning label, but I should! LOL
    kzoodiana kzoodiana 36-40, F Apr 10, 2012

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    I Am A Bit Out Spoken

    I dont always have a filter between my brain and my mouth, however I speak the truth and often times when people are upset about some thing I've said I tend to tell them IF THE TRUTH HURTS..........FIX IT!
    angelzevil angelzevil 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 11, 2010

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    I Am Me

    Like me, hate me, what can I do about it? I am me. I like me. Friend me or not I dont care. Block me, I dont care. I do what I want when I want for my reasons. Everything I have posted and will post is true to the best of weakening memory Muahhhahhhahhh
    xxorama xxorama 46-50, M Jan 24, 2013

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    Warning labels would be amazing! Just wasted 3years of my life with a guy who I thought was loving warm kind..... Nope so wrong my mums just gotten very sick and the selfish...
    weemunchkin weemunchkin 22-25, F 2 Responses May 3

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    So I go to Art Institute in California a private college and I have to say I have doubts about the students there. They are very selfish and untrustworthy. I am in my 30s returning...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 3

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    can u imagine how great it would be if people came with labels. if that were the case what would the label be for yourself. i think mine would say: a loyal person who will...
    1girl2find 1girl2find 51-55, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    The funny thing is, he kinda did. I always sensed everything he said was clouded in deceit. It might as well have been written on his forehead. I chose denial for whatever reason...
    Deeismee Deeismee 31-35, F 42 mins ago

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    even better, a monitor on their forehead so you can see their thoughts. we'd all be in some serious trouble......
    2batinman 2batinman 46-50, M May 3

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    Ok so I'm a lesbian and I'm out at work. I have a straight coworker who acts like a jealous girlfriend all the time. What gives?!
    TheFemaleWinstonSmith TheFemaleWinstonSmith 41-45, F 1 Response May 5

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    I used to be sweet The world was a good place Then I met him,my life was never the same I used to let people show me who they are Now I take the time to figure them out Before I...
    kanonr kanonr 26-30, F 2 Responses May 13

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    My friend punched my in my stomach. So I punched her back. I got ISS and she got nothing. Wtf.
    paigegandy paigegandy 13-15, F 1 Response May 20

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    Mine would say "I bite"... It's what I do when I have to fight. I don't fight nice
    pardax pardax 13-15, M May 21

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    Mine would be "fragile, do not drop" because I'm a huge baby
    DrumheadTrial DrumheadTrial 18-21, M May 21

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    Mines most likely would say "I am very nice and peaceful.... Until further notice" lml ;)
    SuperRose27 SuperRose27 13-15, F 1 Response May 21

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    A lot of my friends turned out to only be " fair weather friends"
    Cat052314 Cat052314 26-30, F 4 Responses May 21

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    My family is trying their hardest to get me to commit to going to a shrink just because I didn't go to my dad's funeral. I thought people could grieve in their own way but...
    Princess201450 Princess201450 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    If they did may be I wouldn't learn my lesson...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response a week ago

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    Can anyone tell me why some men like to go around calling you a "ho" when you've done nothing to indicate any type of behavior like that?
    Mfudgie Mfudgie 31-35, F 9 Responses 2 days ago

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    I come with a warning label.....oh yes indeed, and on that label, there is fine print to read! It will take you time, and patience to get close enough to read it, but the first...
    angeleyes4urpleasure angeleyes4urpleasure 41-45, F 25 Responses a week ago

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    It is a round can that will get you attention. Black lable with a white box with red print. It has a pop open top like old chocolate containers. Inside is another seal to give...
    GWMH GWMH 56-60, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    Ok so i know there are a ton of idiots here. I get that. But i was just blocked by a woman who posts about the number of sexual partners among other sexually explicit posts. Her...
    speedman817 speedman817 31-35, M May 3

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    I think everyone does! We all want to be treated with care and respect. Loved and accepted for who we are.
    Swisslady Swisslady 51-55, F 2 Responses May 7

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    We're all born as blank slates with roughly the same ingredients. It's life and opportunities that shape us. Classic nature/nurture debate! Your views?
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M 1 Response May 20

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    One that says "I bite". I need to get a shirt that says that.
    pardax pardax 13-15, M May 3

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    most complex thing on universe
    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M 3 Responses May 9

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    My fine print says "bullshit will get you deleted immediately..."
    sincerelynikki sincerelynikki 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Don't pet the Pokemon, or you might get jumped!!!
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    I feel like I do not have any set label or stereotype and I like being this way. Everywhere I go, it always seems to be that it is split up into certain groups, and I conform to...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F May 10

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    I'm not on board with the trend of "no labels" the reality is labels define a person. I'm a lesbian. Never been with a man. If I start with "I don't label myself " then men, and...
    Lana102 Lana102 26-30, F 3 Responses May 4

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    I just like what I like. I'm not interested in labeling myself even though I'm out as bisexual. I mainly feel like the label is more so for people who ask me about my sexuality and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 3

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    I just received the cutest sign! I figured I'd share with you guys.So, I'm about to go to out, there's an alternative night club that happens once every month with a goth vibe, and...
    Lunatricks Lunatricks 18-21, F 3 Responses May 15

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    Speaking as a curvy woman I embrace my curves. I can't imagine myself without them. They define who I am every sexy, sassy voluptuous part of me. So curvy women of the world...
    navelgirl2010 navelgirl2010 41-45, F 12 Responses 4 days ago

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    BMW ICOM A2+B+C Diagnostic & Programming Tool with latest Software 2015.03 version, Adapter and WIFI. BMW ICOM A2 B C is Second generation of BMW ISTA Diagnose and programming...
    vipprogrammer vipprogrammer 26-30, F May 18

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    Train people to solve problems using violence and you end up with people who know how to solve problems with violence. The vets I've worked with almost never followed orders, every...
    UppityProletarian UppityProletarian 36-40, M 1 Response May 8

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    Hi, I am 32 years old female. I want to go away from everyone whom I am relate. I want to start a new life. I myself did so many wrong things with my life and now not able to...
    simranm0310 simranm0310 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10

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    This has been a problem for quite some time now, im 19 years turnbung 20 on in a month, i should have a great life, my parents have money, i have friends, i dony see myself as ugly...
    lifeaintshit lifeaintshit 18-21, M May 11

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