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I Come With Fine Print

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    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2008

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    Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

    Please read everything carefully (by asking me).
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    Warning

    because i've had people accuse me of being untruthful when i didn't bring it up right away, i always tell people online that i am transsexual, either directly or through my profile. i don't want to waste time on anyone who would have a problem with that, they aren't worth the...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark 31-35, F Dec 12, 2007

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    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 8, 2008

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    You'd Have Read the Fine Prints Before You Signed....

               That's right i come w/ fine prints and no instructions manual....... in other words I'm a bit complicated a bit jaded and i like it(?)             What most people don't know is that we all come w/ fine...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2008

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    Make Sure You Read the Fine Print!!!

    This person may burst out in song in public, dance in the car, laugh uncontrollably, cry unannounced - but not necessarily from sadness, have good days and BAD days, takes meds but doesn't feel crazy, is crazy (HAH!), can make you laugh or cry, requires batteries (for BOB of...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 27, 2008

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    I'm that girl who hasn't had alot of female

    influence...except from my mom and grandmother. I kind of shrink away from being in the company of other females because I notice that I'm nothing like the standard girl. What does this mean?
    vadupree vadupree 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    I have a b!tch switch.

    Just don't switch it on with ignorance or stupidity, and you'll be fine :)
    Thursday82 Thursday82 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    Made In Wales

    I've always wanted a tattoo saying "Made in Wales" across my back...I think I should get it done.
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2007

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    Which Had Been Plainly Stated In The Beginning

    If you have read or paid attention to what I've said, you'd know what to expect. Should you disregard it, or should you forget, then you alone are to blame. If you failed to understand it, you should have asked for clarification. If you didn't, then you alone are to blame. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    What to Expect With Starstruck

     StarStruck can be loving , caring and very sensitive take extreme care with her heart . Other side affects of StarStruck can be Irritability proceed with caution by not asking asinine questions or head may be bitten off . StarStruck has a no tolerance approach to...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F Jan 29, 2008

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    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    "They say that 99% of people

    who say their happy aren't"
    elizabethpurpleji elizabethpurpleji 13-15, F 3 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    Do Not

    Do not abuse the equipment!
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2008

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    The Tiny Letters At the Bottom

    Second-hand merchandise - may not function as new. Unit may fail under pressure. May or may not be reparable. May purr when cuddled. Brain is patent pending, and has been so for the last 22 years. Handle with tender loving care. Made in Canada. For comments or suggestions...
    KewlioMZX KewlioMZX 26-30, M Dec 2, 2007

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    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

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    Warning:

    May explode at certain times of the month. cannot resist anything with Banana in it, for fear of overindulgence please keep away. Must have stimulating conversation or will change the subject constantly in search of one. See owners manuel to: arouse, entertain, stupify, or...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2, 2008

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    Read Very Close

    the above indiviudal TwitchyTwich is  a workalcholic , has anger problems ,stress mangement problems . he has musuclar twitching , hand curls , sucidual thoughts , and hurts everyone in his life . just ignore him .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 19, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    maturity definitely come with experience and not age, otherwise my 51 year old mother in law wouldnt be a tantrum throwing pill attic. some people need to grow up.
    eggman667 eggman667 26-30, M Jan 19

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    I am in a great deal of pain. I don't wish to talk about it. While you may mean well it doesn't do me any good, I am aware that most can not understand the depth of such sorrow...
    curiosi curiosi 51-55, F 4 Responses Jan 12

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    based on what people go through is what molds them to become better or worse .... there are soooo many people n the world who dont even act their age. with age comes experience...
    QueenofIceandRoses QueenofIceandRoses 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 9

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    It's easiest for me to use an example, my brother is 21 and has led a life of crime and now has a few kids and another on the way. He's never taken the safe or easy road but we...
    WhatAMadWorldWeAreIn WhatAMadWorldWeAreIn 26-30, F 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    These older people on EP are really a work of art sometimes Lol Goes to show you how effin' childish grown people can be too! This user westsideblues1 tried to pick a fight with...
    PetiteChica PetiteChica 18-21, F Jan 18

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    I wish I didn't mentally feel like I was in my late 20s. Everyone my age seems so immature. I connect more with people in their 20s to late 30s.
    HollyMaria954 HollyMaria954 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 19

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    i can say that my parents are an immature people even though they are older than me.
    pure93 pure93 18-21, F Jan 18

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    24yo I've been in 3 management positions in 7 years. I always accelerate & get promoted, but the old people under me always turn into douchebags. They won't work under a kid... So...
    Jakd69 Jakd69 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    One can be young and stupid or young and wise just as easily as one could be old and stupid or old and wise. It's the people who have conquered the most pain and found themselves...
    AnarchyOfAthena AnarchyOfAthena 16-17, F Jan 19

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    Regardless of whether you are looking for the ideal black leather corset or some thing somewhat more daring, you will discover all the things you require ideal listed here at...
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    I miss the way being with a guy makes me feel. I miss feeling important and cared about. I miss the feeling of femininity that comes with it. Usually I don't feel very feminine...
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F 18 hrs ago

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    I brought it upon myself 8 years ago when I was in kindergarten to ask my step-dad to be my dad. I guess I knew my mom was having a hard love life and I figured it would make her...
    jacithepanda jacithepanda 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Soon soon after signing up customers of the best slowing mechanisms from the Medieval fantasy string which combinations each second of boredom. Moreover several of the arrival of...
    Andrick161y4cv3 Andrick161y4cv3 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Yes. I am jealous with him. He had just recently been attending our church. When I first saw Kevin, I felt that there's a deeper story behind his meekness. I only had a chance...
    KIDiz24 KIDiz24 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    My dearest love Look at the deepest heart of me Like a river without water As my heart without a lover I was lonely Since happiness had left me And now i am still lonely By the...
    rogi4u rogi4u 36-40, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Want to tun away with someone. Someone who i can trust. Im planning to run away this summer. I am saving up money to get on a yrain to go to the appalachian trail so it...
    Willowrose1616 Willowrose1616 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 1

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    I feel way too much pressure to get decent grades and I know for a fact they won't come without a heck of a lot of revision, but I just can't find the motivation to revise...
    StrayingFromSanity StrayingFromSanity 16-17, F Jan 5

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    Waistline belts are important clothing accessories for each Girl. This belt is usually a pretty ornament to your outfits and cause you to trim. With the belt, you may glance extra...
    Jim738v4hf7 Jim738v4hf7 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    need someone to head west with, gonna be leaving with friday, currently staying on the east coast. I'm 17 and am fully capable of surviving outside until we get jobs and a place to...
    ayedamm ayedamm 16-17, M Jan 15

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    Yes ladies I'll be your friend if you don't mind the benefits that come with that??
    CuteLoverboyJRU CuteLoverboyJRU 18-21, M 1 Response Jan 17

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    Although, goji berry offers numerous health advantages, a word of caution regarding the negative effects of goji berry.Allergy symptoms: Goji berries is proven to be sensitive for...
    decantercentrifuge decantercentrifuge 22-25, F 12 hrs ago

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    Sometimes it's just a lot easier to say I'm fine than to have to go through the craziness that is in my head at times. If I don't really get it then it's going to be hard for me to...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 26-30, M 9 hrs ago

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    Besides cute pictures of cats and dogs, there is no creature which has garnered the attention of the internet lately as much as the Tardigrade, known as the ‘water bear...
    LittleTardigrade LittleTardigrade 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    I trust him a lots. I love him . I really feel that he loves me too, but 6month long distance relationships probably makes give him up. we had a lots of great planing, we text each...
    callixtine callixtine 18-21, F 9 hrs ago

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    In the 4th year of Scouts, we are in a unit where we would make our own products and sell it at a reasonable price. I was with my best friend, and we decided to make salsa. From my...
    HollyCrushAndWet HollyCrushAndWet 18-21, F Jan 13

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    I had to break up with my boyfriend this week. He was so insecure and you didn't trust me all even though I repeatedly proved my loyalty to him. He hacked into all of my social...
    VerucaRose VerucaRose 26-30, F Jan 14

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    Do you have a printer and can print items?
    jamiestyles jamiestyles 36-40, F Jan 6

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    I didn't grow up with a normal dad. He was different from other dads, my dad was diagnosed with asperger's syndrome, which is why he was different. He is a fun dad but acts rather...
    SpencerUK SpencerUK 16-17, M 6 hrs ago

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    They had been for my partner, and like I explained I had instructed him about them. He loves them. He reported These are specifically how he pictured them. Great!You may usually...
    Aiden3693znb4 Aiden3693znb4 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 6

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