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    Do Not

    Do not abuse the equipment!
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2008

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    Read Very Close

    the above indiviudal TwitchyTwich is  a workalcholic , has anger problems ,stress mangement problems . he has musuclar twitching , hand curls , sucidual thoughts , and hurts everyone in his life . just ignore him .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 19, 2009

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    Make Sure You Read the Fine Print!!!

    This person may burst out in song in public, dance in the car, laugh uncontrollably, cry unannounced - but not necessarily from sadness, have good days and BAD days, takes meds but doesn't feel crazy, is crazy (HAH!), can make you laugh or cry, requires batteries (for BOB of...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 27, 2008

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    You'd Have Read the Fine Prints Before You Signed....

               That's right i come w/ fine prints and no instructions manual....... in other words I'm a bit complicated a bit jaded and i like it(?)             What most people don't know is that we all come w/ fine...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2008

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    Warning:

    May explode at certain times of the month. cannot resist anything with Banana in it, for fear of overindulgence please keep away. Must have stimulating conversation or will change the subject constantly in search of one. See owners manuel to: arouse, entertain, stupify, or...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2, 2008

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    Made In Wales

    I've always wanted a tattoo saying "Made in Wales" across my back...I think I should get it done.
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2007

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    What to Expect With Starstruck

     StarStruck can be loving , caring and very sensitive take extreme care with her heart . Other side affects of StarStruck can be Irritability proceed with caution by not asking asinine questions or head may be bitten off . StarStruck has a no tolerance approach to...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F Jan 29, 2008

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    Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

    Please read everything carefully (by asking me).
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    The Tiny Letters At the Bottom

    Second-hand merchandise - may not function as new. Unit may fail under pressure. May or may not be reparable. May purr when cuddled. Brain is patent pending, and has been so for the last 22 years. Handle with tender loving care. Made in Canada. For comments or suggestions...
    KewlioMZX KewlioMZX 26-30, M Dec 2, 2007

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    Which Had Been Plainly Stated In The Beginning

    If you have read or paid attention to what I've said, you'd know what to expect. Should you disregard it, or should you forget, then you alone are to blame. If you failed to understand it, you should have asked for clarification. If you didn't, then you alone are to blame. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 8, 2008

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    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2008

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    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

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    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    Warning

    because i've had people accuse me of being untruthful when i didn't bring it up right away, i always tell people online that i am transsexual, either directly or through my profile. i don't want to waste time on anyone who would have a problem with that, they aren't worth the...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark 31-35, F Dec 12, 2007

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    Related Experiences

    Age is just a number. Maturity is the fruit of experience. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Away in a manger.. Don't be a pug at the trough... I loved to feel a heretic!
    Paca24 Paca24 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 14

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    It can if we learn from said events and grow free of the pain found.
    converted converted 46-50, M Jul 14

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    If you're lucky it does. It's sometimes the ONLY upside to some horrendous experiences.
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Jul 14

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    I came to EP to be honest, and yet I still hide. I believe it's because I don't have much trust. Or is it my insecurities? I've never been with a genuinely perfect person, I've...
    Destinyyy Destinyyy 16-17, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    I come home, a 22 yr old college student to find my father in his late 30s standing behind the door. He pushes in really fast and in my reaction I slam the door back at him. In my...
    isodole isodole 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Part 105 .. Oh guys! You all know that I'm a very old account in EP . But I haven't wrote any stories in a while ,so firstly I want to apologize to all my readers who wanted to...
    singingthestoryofmylife singingthestoryofmylife 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    Come with it I like it I'm a freak
    dmedina513 dmedina513 36-40, M 2 Responses Jul 5

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    I've got someone in mind, not sure if they'd be put to it tho. One thing is for certain tho, I'm not sticking around after college, and we've talked about wanting to explore...
    Rachlm214 Rachlm214 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I get no respect from my husband. If respect comes with marital love...then he doesn't love me. And it had broken my heart. Moray of the time I feel invisible. He either over...
    MamaAbby MamaAbby 56-60, F 1 Response Jun 30

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    I am 4 months pregnant. I noticed my fiancé has been going out with his team (at work) too often. There was this one time I tried picking him up after an event I went to, but...
    peerlesscontrivance peerlesscontrivance 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 4

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    I just have bad luck with guys I'm tried of getting let down hurt and told the same bs lies over and over. I'm here for you, I won't leave, I'm not like other guys, I won't lie or...
    XFallingAngelX XFallingAngelX 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    Our commitment to award winning top quality homes and Outstanding customer care is exactly what separates us from the rest. Whether or not you've got a fastened budget or have a...
    Claraopq Claraopq 31-35, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I hate the days when I have to let my daughter go with her father. Everytime he comes he thinks he's better than me.
    BrittTHart BrittTHart 26-30, F 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    So I'm a trans guy, female to male, and only one who knows this my psychologist. I still don't know how they haven't discovered it... My friends, family, almost everyone knew that...
    LeoThePandaHero LeoThePandaHero 16-17, M 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    In my last 'experience', I spoke about how I came out to my friends and I stressed at that point, I had NOT come out to my parents. Yet, as I write this, 5 months on from when it...
    QWERTYDAVIS QWERTYDAVIS 13-15 Jul 4

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    This simple phrase is such a good Litmus test to see who really cares about your well-being. I know there are multiple handbooks telling men what women's phrases may mean....maybe...
    Piscesrose Piscesrose 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 15

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    Honestly I don't a have a girlfriend. I just wanted to know if there's anyone I could talk to about this. You see, I'm a girl. An average girl. I have a boyfriend.. but I am not...
    RedPandaBear RedPandaBear 16-17, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    When, inside I'm screaming, I'm not a very social person, I choose not to be, social. That is. I've had bad experiences with people, so I only keep a close few. But lately, all I...
    lucidity91 lucidity91 22-25, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I've recently just broke up with my boyfriend because he had to move away I feel awful every night I end up crying coz I miss him so much I tell everyone I'm okay I'm hiding behind...
    mellywoo mellywoo 13-15, F 13 hrs ago

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    If you read my previous post, you'd know i was cheated on. I remember those dark days when i felt everything was getting out of control, my emotions were just everywhere. I was sad...
    Ambiguoustruth Ambiguoustruth 22-25 Jun 29

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    I act perfectly fine, aside from the fact that I lost the girl of my dreams because of my accursed shyness. But other than that I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm just fine...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    I found out my husband was cheating on me two years ago. Shortly after, I began dating someone but broke it off 6 weeks later because it was too soon and I was scared of getting...
    Missgwenxo Missgwenxo 41-45, F 10 Responses Jun 30

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    "I am fine", is something depressed people say but is never true! But I am truly FINE Im F~rustrated Im I~nsecure Im N~eglected Im E~motionally damaged Yea Im FINE, how are you?
    Ray217 Ray217 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 4

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    When I'm around my nan, I always act and talk as if I'm fine because I don't want to worry her more than I have. I know she worries about me everyday because of my past history of...
    BeautyOfSuffering BeautyOfSuffering 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I think if I say I'm fine long enough I eventually convince myself I'm fine . But really I say I'm fine so I don't have to explain because I know people don't care
    BisshhWhet BisshhWhet 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Things have taken a different turn than I thought they would. Its felt like he was mad at me for a while. We kind of blew up the night before last. The other night he picked out...
    starflower1 starflower1 26-30, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    What I learned: Be your own hero. Reflect and apply what you’ve learned to your life, today. Work at forgiving yourself and others for being flawed human beings who must learn...
    AppleJacks10 AppleJacks10 26-30, F 4 hrs ago

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    Everyone asks," are you alright?" I say," I'm fine" I'm not fine, not close to it. I want somebody to look me in the eye and say tell me the truth. It's my cry for help but nobody...
    CatWithScars CatWithScars 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'm very rarely fine if i say "I'm fine" it means "I'm losing it and i need someone to talk or I'm going to breakdown" 😔😞
    jaynick15 jaynick15 13-15, F Jul 3

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    On a good day im "fine" on a Bad day "im fine" feels right saying it
    cbeneath cbeneath 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 8

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    I've come to realise that I'm a little bit of a loner and to be totally honest I don't mind. I have friends but I find that even in the midst of having fun with them I miss my own...
    Neheilia Neheilia 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 9

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    Came back again on ep.... I am fine. Just again someone again close to me will be moving out of my life soon. It will be same. She will keep calling me. Not daily iam counting. She...
    hikeiton hikeiton 22-25, F Jul 16

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    I notice that when someone is online they rarely ask directly or as its known beat around the bush to get around to a question they actually want to ask.. why is this ? Perhaps...
    GinIyoku GinIyoku 26-30 6 days ago

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    I say I am fine because I think its the best answer to the question "How are you or How are you doing?" And you never know, you can make anyone's day by uttering these three words...
    hiddentears hiddentears 22-25, F 2 Responses