I Come With Fine Print

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 10,157 People

    Whathi Whathi
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 4, 2015

    Don't we all? I would be worried about someone

    that doesn't come with fine print, interesting details that makes them unique.
    KateJackson KateJackson
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2015

    I've joined a couple of experiences about

    leading double lives or having two sides to my personality, but this is actually a lot better way to describe me. I'm sort of like one of those books that gets published with multiple covers. Each cover tells a part of the story, but the real stuff is inside, written in very...
    mickitg mickitg
    46-50, T
    1 Response Aug 12, 2015

    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter
    26-30, F
    14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

    i find myself irritated by calculated people,

    precision only leds to querulousness *spell check*
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 18, 2015

    If you're ever feeling extremely low,

    or just a bit sad then feel free to share your feelings with our community: http://live-another-day.boards.net/
    driftingalone driftingalone
    18-21, F
    Feb 2, 2016

    Peel away the layers of

    who I am ***** it all until you can see nothing but my bones Drop the mask over my eyes Look beneath all that is superficial Scale the walls built around my heart When you get to the inner circle Where the weakest part of me lives When you reach that part of me Hidden behind...
    geri1982 geri1982
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2015

    Lets keep it simple..

    . Respect my time... Match my effort... Keep your word... Always be honest... Stay consistent...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild
    51-55, M
    Feb 13, 2015

    But my eyes are so old

    that I can't read it without my bifocals.
    Fatherofthedaughter Fatherofthedaughter
    56-60, M
    5 Responses Mar 16, 2016

    I always say it sucks

    that I come with a disclaimer. Fine print that sucks!
    Onewithone Onewithone
    46-50, M
    Nov 11, 2015

    I've realized that I subconsciously mold myself

    into who others need me to be. And I don't know how to stop.
    wanderlander wanderlander
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Oct 1, 2015

    I think everyone does!

    We all want to be treated with care and respect. Loved and accepted for who we are.
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses May 7, 2015

    An encyclopedia worth of fine print,

    some of it is in my stories, some of it is not
    NvBikeBoy NvBikeBoy
    36-40, M
    Nov 27, 2015

    I'm a widow... No one NO ONE in this world can

    love me like he does. I miss him, need him, cry for him, long for him and lust over him. I AM FOREVER IN LOVE WITH HIM. This should be tattooed on me my fine print to those who seek me. I should have a warning label it should read I can not love you the way you want me to there...
    UnTiLWeBlEeD83 UnTiLWeBlEeD83
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 5, 2015
    SolGryn SolGryn
    26-30, M
    Mar 24, 2016
    sincerelynikki sincerelynikki
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 27, 2015

    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella
    31-35, F
    24 Responses May 8, 2008

    It's time for me to wallow in something other

    than misery and perhaps provide a window to my world. THIS is why I will refuse to dampen my emotions again! THIS is what you have returned to me - and why I can never regret meeting you -although I will always regret our parting. -- -- -- To be able to experience the...
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones
    1 Response Jun 23, 2015

    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

    Today my fear of insanity seems juvenile.

    To suffer my self and remain sane - that is terrifying.
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones
    Jun 26, 2015

    Warning: This girl is an emotional time bomb,

    f*** with her feelings and your dead to her. She ruins everything, has the worst luck, terrible past, has almost died, attempted to kill herself. So if I were you I'd run away faster than light.
    BritishCat BritishCat
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    I'm a very straightforward person

    but have had very convoluted experiences and environments in my life which have caused complicated emotions and wrong impressions. For example at work I am completely oppressed- can't be myself at all, can't contribute or make a difference and yet if I were allowed the space I...
    QuestionMarks QuestionMarks
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 16, 2016

    I'm afraid to love again.

    My last boyfriend abused me emotionally for over a year he also threatened to kill me various times with a screwdriver. He shamed me for being raped, said I enjoyed it, he called me "basic" over and over again, said there was nothing special about me and he abandoned me when I...
    sortalikeangie sortalikeangie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 27, 2015

    I am not me. I am parts of me.

    The parts you see And other parts that you do not. I am not me. I am parts of me. And parts borrowed from others. And parts thrust upon me unbidden. And parts torn from me - where what ought to have been is gone, buried beneath pain. And parts where the pain numbs to...
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones
    2 Responses Jul 7, 2015

    Most people come with fine print

    that the other person doesn't bother to read. That's why the divorce rate is so high.
    TheLastExile TheLastExile
    41-45, M
    Feb 2, 2016

    I'm an empath and I have a dilemma.

    I'm in love with a sociopath. I can tell when he lies and he gets so angry when I confront him about it that he wants to break up. But I love feeling his anger because it's the only emotion I feel from him besides sexual desire. He cheats and lies about it. But I can feel...
    harmonydreams harmonydreams
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Jun 28, 2015

    Very, very, Verrry fine print.

    That REALLY Ought to be read, devoured, digested... BEFORE Proclaiming Undying Love To Me. I mean, I warn them, Every One, but do they listen? Oh, No. For my halo is so bright & shiny they simply can't see past the glare... To recognize the humanity inherent within my care...
    AdoraGel AdoraGel
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Jul 2, 2015

    at some point, you'll learn the truth about me

    and you may not like what you see. might want to run now.
    crazybipolarchick crazybipolarchick
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 12, 2015

    Exactly! For the longest time I thought of

    myself as a person with no fine print - all very easy to understand, and really, pretty outspoken and plain about what I thought, liked and disliked, wanted and didn't want. Guess what... yes, you guessed it, I was a bit more complicate than I thought, and I had fine print. So...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 12, 2015

    My border collie comes with fine print

    or owners manual as they are different I got bad eye sight so I don't know if have fine print but I have sexy legs ! I touch them all the time
    deleted deleted
    Aug 2, 2015

    I can handle the fine print!

    I'm just glad that you don't collect references from people now gone! "The bearer of this reference has had three previous owners. The first would like it known, that although a good father. He just could never accept that when in heated debate, I was never wrong!" Or.....I knew...
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Aug 13, 2015

    I was listening to a podcast today.

    This guy did some research on how play time as a child or the lack thereof affected our brains. Essentially, lack of play time bred f'd up people. Is that why I am the way that I am? Why I feel almost psychopathic. How I can mimic empathy and care so well that I almost believe...
    Ha12mo17y Ha12mo17y
    31-35, F
    Apr 18, 2015
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Aug 6, 2015

    Very fine print. You have to be willing to read

    all of it to understand me. Most don't take the time to read they skim over and think they know me but skimming won't do! Read all of it! I can tell if you have. ;-)
    1kallaway 1kallaway
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 16, 2016

    Fine print is just part of life to overcome

    and enjoy, don't get eye strain!
    deleted deleted
    Mar 22, 2016

    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 26, 2008

    I don't actually but I thought the topic was

    interesting - I'm pretty much a what you see is what you get kinda person or at least i try my best to be :)
    SnowWhite87 SnowWhite87
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2016

    "They say that 99% of people

    who say their happy aren't"
    elizabethpurpleji elizabethpurpleji
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Dec 19, 2014

    I dance along the edges of what could have been

    or might have been more often than I plan for my future. I somehow get a sick pleasure out of toying and twisting and tweeking my life's story inside my brain while my reality slowly wilts away from the malnourishment of never experiencing the potential of my delusional...
    Hojoda Hojoda
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 17, 2016

    I am... Self obsessed,

    critical, rude, kind, flippy, floppy, cranky, bitchy, and just an all around crazy person But only sometimes
    CallMePonyTail CallMePonyTail
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Feb 3, 2016

    I am like a sour patch kid.

    ..first I'm sour than...I am sweet. Don't force me to accept the mundane , I am there is no box thinker. I will acept you for who you are but, I have the right to not agree with your opinion(that is displaying true tolerance). Not into following the majority...
    berry78 berry78
    36-40, F
    1 Response Sep 20, 2015

    We finally get known about

    and it is our bad water.
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 2, 2016

    I come with a painful past

    and a broken family twice over. I'm suspicious if you're nice and constantly thinking "this must be my mother's way of trying to take care of me"
    Fanaoijga Fanaoijga
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 3, 2016

    This is what my brother said my 'fine print' is.

    "To whom it may concern, if you are reading this it means you are a friend, thank you, this child has a broken heart that hasn't been fixed, please see that she gets it stitched up, girls her age usually say they're broken-hearted for attention. I can assure you, that is not the...
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Mar 16, 2016

    I'm complicated, shy,

    emotional and bad tempered. I lack confidence in myself (both physically and mentally).
    deleted deleted
    17 Responses Aug 22, 2015

    WARNING: If you don't like this masterpiece

    for what it is, or if you have a problem with this merchandise.... DO NOT attempt to abuse, abort, change, reprogram, add, subtract, or anything else to this product. This product was hand-crafted by the most high (God) with roots straight from the mother-land... (Africa...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 5, 2015

    beautiful bright kind woman.

    warning: may have 6 different moods within two minutes or cause insanity.
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2015

    I spent so much of my life trying to please

    others. And never succeeding. But deciding not to do that anymore, to live honestly? Old patterns of behaviour are not broken by a mere decision. It takes practice. Determination. Mistakes. I struggle to learn to live with integrity - to be true to my soul. Harder...
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones
    Jun 24, 2015
More Stories