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Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 4,629 People

    "They say that 99% of people

    who say their happy aren't"
    elizabethpurpleji elizabethpurpleji 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    Warning

    because i've had people accuse me of being untruthful when i didn't bring it up right away, i always tell people online that i am transsexual, either directly or through my profile. i don't want to waste time on anyone who would have a problem with that, they aren't worth the...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark 31-35, F Dec 12, 2007

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    I tend to be like the shopping cart with an

    edge that's flat on one wheel! Fun to load up to get the goodies home but the constant clunking is very anoing
    busbobby232 busbobby232 51-55, M Mar 15

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    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    What to Expect With Starstruck

     StarStruck can be loving , caring and very sensitive take extreme care with her heart . Other side affects of StarStruck can be Irritability proceed with caution by not asking asinine questions or head may be bitten off . StarStruck has a no tolerance approach to...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F Jan 29, 2008

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    You'd Have Read the Fine Prints Before You Signed....

               That's right i come w/ fine prints and no instructions manual....... in other words I'm a bit complicated a bit jaded and i like it(?)             What most people don't know is that we all come w/ fine...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2008

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    Growing up I can barley remember good family

    times with both parents. My father rejected me from the time I was born. But for some reason I always loved him. My father had heart problems, and a job that kept him away. When he was home I would watch him in terroir thinking he was having a heart attack or a stroke.
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    Caution - contents under pressure.

    Do not incinerate or puncture. Store at 70F, in a comfortable environment. Do not make angry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Do not bend, fold, or otherwise mutilate. Read instructions thuroughly before operating. Insertion of joystick apparatus may be forbidden, and is...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses Mar 8

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    Made In Wales

    I've always wanted a tattoo saying "Made in Wales" across my back...I think I should get it done.
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2007

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    Don't assume because you know me

    now that you know all of me. There are parts of my history.. secrets and hidden pockets that aren't shared, ever. You may see me but you will never see all of me.
    noxeous noxeous 36-40, F Feb 18

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    I'm that girl who hasn't had alot of female

    influence...except from my mom and grandmother. I kind of shrink away from being in the company of other females because I notice that I'm nothing like the standard girl. What does this mean?
    vadupree vadupree 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    I was listening to a podcast today.

    This guy did some research on how play time as a child or the lack thereof affected our brains. Essentially, lack of play time bred f'd up people. Is that why I am the way that I am? Why I feel almost psychopathic. How I can mimic empathy and care so well that I almost believe...
    Ha12mo17y Ha12mo17y 26-30, F Apr 18

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    Lets keep it simple..

    . Respect my time... Match my effort... Keep your word... Always be honest... Stay consistent...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    Time for dilaudid...2mg's of this stuff in my

    IV makes me feel I'm on a roller coaster...I hate roller coasters :(
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 26

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    Do Not

    Do not abuse the equipment!
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2008

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    Animal, Today I woke up with a message from

    you. Have you ever thought I was done with having you in my life the day I went to the police, then had my number blocked from the jail you were in, plus changed my number when you got out? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the best place for you in my life is the past? I...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F Feb 15

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    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 8, 2008

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    I have a b!tch switch.

    Just don't switch it on with ignorance or stupidity, and you'll be fine :)
    Thursday82 Thursday82 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    The Tiny Letters At the Bottom

    Second-hand merchandise - may not function as new. Unit may fail under pressure. May or may not be reparable. May purr when cuddled. Brain is patent pending, and has been so for the last 22 years. Handle with tender loving care. Made in Canada. For comments or suggestions...
    KewlioMZX KewlioMZX 26-30, M Dec 2, 2007

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    Read Very Close

    the above indiviudal TwitchyTwich is  a workalcholic , has anger problems ,stress mangement problems . he has musuclar twitching , hand curls , sucidual thoughts , and hurts everyone in his life . just ignore him .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 19, 2009

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    Which Had Been Plainly Stated In The Beginning

    If you have read or paid attention to what I've said, you'd know what to expect. Should you disregard it, or should you forget, then you alone are to blame. If you failed to understand it, you should have asked for clarification. If you didn't, then you alone are to blame. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    Whathi Whathi 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

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    DomesticGoddess on a pedestal has many

    applications. Instructions: After acquiring the Goddess on a pedestal, be sure to read all instructions before use or communication. 1. Do not shake....contents under pressure may explode, this can lead to death, loss of arm, or severe humiliation. 2. For those with...
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 10 Responses Apr 5

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    I think everyone does.

    I have emotional scars that can never be healed. They just need to be tended to from time to time. I also have things that I would not tolerate in a relationship and I make them clear from the very beginning. And actually some of my past "relationships" did not work out because...
    malishka123 malishka123 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2008

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    Make Sure You Read the Fine Print!!!

    This person may burst out in song in public, dance in the car, laugh uncontrollably, cry unannounced - but not necessarily from sadness, have good days and BAD days, takes meds but doesn't feel crazy, is crazy (HAH!), can make you laugh or cry, requires batteries (for BOB of...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 27, 2008

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    *SIGH* this hospital food sucks.

    ..where's mommy w/ my sushi!?!?
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    designbyklein designbyklein 41-45, M Apr 8

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    Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

    Please read everything carefully (by asking me).
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    Warning:

    May explode at certain times of the month. cannot resist anything with Banana in it, for fear of overindulgence please keep away. Must have stimulating conversation or will change the subject constantly in search of one. See owners manuel to: arouse, entertain, stupify, or...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2, 2008

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    At the end of the day I still have memories.

    At the end of the day I still have feelings. When you meet me I was scared, terrified, lost, empty, and cold. You never looked at me with the eyes of sympathy, you looked at me like I was stronger then any opticals in my way. I admired you for that, and gave you a chance to be...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    I think everyone does!

    We all want to be treated with care and respect. Loved and accepted for who we are.
    Swisslady Swisslady 51-55, F 2 Responses May 7

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    We're all born as blank slates with roughly the same ingredients. It's life and opportunities that shape us. Classic nature/nurture debate! Your views?
    PeterSp8 PeterSp8 41-45, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I know people in their 40s and 60s who are more reactive and manipulative/ essentially immature than i am in my early 20s. It's all about how you learn from what happens... Or don...
    sahmmama sahmmama 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 29

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    most complex thing on universe
    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M 3 Responses May 9

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    I just received the cutest sign! I figured I'd share with you guys.So, I'm about to go to out, there's an alternative night club that happens once every month with a goth vibe, and...
    Lunatricks Lunatricks 18-21, F 3 Responses May 15

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    Train people to solve problems using violence and you end up with people who know how to solve problems with violence. The vets I've worked with almost never followed orders, every...
    UppityProletarian UppityProletarian 36-40, M 1 Response May 8

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    Hi, I am 32 years old female. I want to go away from everyone whom I am relate. I want to start a new life. I myself did so many wrong things with my life and now not able to...
    simranm0310 simranm0310 31-35, F 7 Responses May 10

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    This has been a problem for quite some time now, im 19 years turnbung 20 on in a month, i should have a great life, my parents have money, i have friends, i dony see myself as ugly...
    lifeaintshit lifeaintshit 18-21, M May 11

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    BMW ICOM A2+B+C Diagnostic & Programming Tool with latest Software 2015.03 version, Adapter and WIFI. BMW ICOM A2 B C is Second generation of BMW ISTA Diagnose and programming...
    vipprogrammer vipprogrammer 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    When I first became anorexic people would always ask if I'm ok and i'd just say "I'm fine" I'm still on the road to treatment but now when I say Im fine i mean it.
    Mackenzieisawesome Mackenzieisawesome 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    If you're not fine, don't say you are. Especially if you expect people to help you. People will listen to what you say if you say you're fine. No one can read your mind. Speak up.
    Ellytheoutcast Ellytheoutcast 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    The five major printing processes are distinguished by the method of image transfer and by the general type of image carrier employed. Depending upon the process, the printed image...
    zhxh zhxh 22-25, F 2 days ago