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    Second-hand merchandise - may not function as new. Unit may fail under pressure. May or may not be reparable. May purr when cuddled. Brain is patent pending, and has been so for the last 22 years. Handle with tender loving care. Made in Canada. For comments or suggestions...
    KewlioMZX KewlioMZX 26-30, M Dec 2, 2007

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    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

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    Warning

    because i've had people accuse me of being untruthful when i didn't bring it up right away, i always tell people online that i am transsexual, either directly or through my profile. i don't want to waste time on anyone who would have a problem with that, they aren't worth the...
    AngelaDark AngelaDark 31-35, F Dec 12, 2007

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    Do Not

    Do not abuse the equipment!
    justjudyblue2 justjudyblue2 36-40, F 1 Response Jun 2, 2008

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    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    Read Very Close

    the above indiviudal TwitchyTwich is  a workalcholic , has anger problems ,stress mangement problems . he has musuclar twitching , hand curls , sucidual thoughts , and hurts everyone in his life . just ignore him .
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 19, 2009

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    Which Had Been Plainly Stated In The Beginning

    If you have read or paid attention to what I've said, you'd know what to expect. Should you disregard it, or should you forget, then you alone are to blame. If you failed to understand it, you should have asked for clarification. If you didn't, then you alone are to blame. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    You'd Have Read the Fine Prints Before You Signed....

               That's right i come w/ fine prints and no instructions manual....... in other words I'm a bit complicated a bit jaded and i like it(?)             What most people don't know is that we all come w/ fine...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2008

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    "They say that 99% of people

    who say their happy aren't"
    elizabethpurpleji elizabethpurpleji 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 8, 2008

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    Make Sure You Read the Fine Print!!!

    This person may burst out in song in public, dance in the car, laugh uncontrollably, cry unannounced - but not necessarily from sadness, have good days and BAD days, takes meds but doesn't feel crazy, is crazy (HAH!), can make you laugh or cry, requires batteries (for BOB of...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 27, 2008

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    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2008

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    Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

    Please read everything carefully (by asking me).
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    Made In Wales

    I've always wanted a tattoo saying "Made in Wales" across my back...I think I should get it done.
    AWUK AWUK 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 2, 2007

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    What to Expect With Starstruck

     StarStruck can be loving , caring and very sensitive take extreme care with her heart . Other side affects of StarStruck can be Irritability proceed with caution by not asking asinine questions or head may be bitten off . StarStruck has a no tolerance approach to...
    starstruck2xtrme starstruck2xtrme 26-30, F Jan 29, 2008

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    Warning:

    May explode at certain times of the month. cannot resist anything with Banana in it, for fear of overindulgence please keep away. Must have stimulating conversation or will change the subject constantly in search of one. See owners manuel to: arouse, entertain, stupify, or...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2, 2008

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