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    "They say that 99% of people

    who say their happy aren't"
    elizabethpurpleji elizabethpurpleji 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    User's Guide and Owner's Manual For Fennella 3.3

    Congratulations on purchasing Fennella 3.3! We hope that Fennella will be with you for a long time, perhaps for the rest of your life. This requires you to take good care of your Fennella. Here's some of the basic things that ensure your long and pleasant co-existence: Make sure...
    Fennella Fennella 31-35, F 27 Responses May 8, 2008

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    I have a b!tch switch.

    Just don't switch it on with ignorance or stupidity, and you'll be fine :)
    Thursday82 Thursday82 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Warning:

    May explode at certain times of the month. cannot resist anything with Banana in it, for fear of overindulgence please keep away. Must have stimulating conversation or will change the subject constantly in search of one. See owners manuel to: arouse, entertain, stupify, or...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 2, 2008

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    I think everyone does!

    We all want to be treated with care and respect. Loved and accepted for who we are.
    Tonia248 Tonia248 51-55, F 3 Responses May 7

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    At the end of the day I still have memories.

    At the end of the day I still have feelings. When you meet me I was scared, terrified, lost, empty, and cold. You never looked at me with the eyes of sympathy, you looked at me like I was stronger then any opticals in my way. I admired you for that, and gave you a chance to be...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 17

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    jonezwritesinc jonezwritesinc 26-30, M Jun 18

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    I tend to be like the shopping cart with an

    edge that's flat on one wheel! Fun to load up to get the goodies home but the constant clunking is very anoing
    busbobby232 busbobby232 51-55, M Mar 15

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    life was made for us.

    life was made for interaction. life was made to promote sociality, life was made to promote togetherness and joy, and peace, and love. we as people are so powerful, we have so much power snd so many tools right at our fingertips and yet. so many of us waste our time, we squander...
    debonaireash debonaireash 18-21, M Jun 20

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    Time for dilaudid...2mg's of this stuff in my

    IV makes me feel I'm on a roller coaster...I hate roller coasters :(
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    maybe too honest....I won't do nothing I don't

    want to....I only open up to a few....I love random conversations....
    siobhansweetness siobhansweetness 26-30, F 6 days ago

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    Today my fear of insanity seems juvenile.

    To suffer my self and remain sane - that is terrifying.
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones 46-50 3 days ago

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    I spent so much of my life trying to please

    others. And never succeeding. But deciding not to do that anymore, to live honestly? Old patterns of behaviour are not broken by a mere decision. It takes practice. Determination. Mistakes. I struggle to learn to live with integrity - to be true to my soul. Harder...
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones 46-50 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Education is when you read the fine print.

    Experience is what you get if you don't.
    SoulUrges SoulUrges 46-50, F 1 Response Jun 5

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    Animal, Today I woke up with a message from

    you. Have you ever thought I was done with having you in my life the day I went to the police, then had my number blocked from the jail you were in, plus changed my number when you got out? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the best place for you in my life is the past? I...
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F Feb 15

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    beautiful bright kind woman.

    warning: may have 6 different moods within two minutes or cause insanity.
    varjakpaw varjakpaw 18-21, F 3 Responses Jun 19

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    *SIGH* this hospital food sucks.

    ..where's mommy w/ my sushi!?!?
    ExoticCaribbeanGirl ExoticCaribbeanGirl 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    Peel away the layers of

    who I am ***** it all until you can see nothing but my bones Drop the mask over my eyes Look beneath all that is superficial Scale the walls built around my heart When you get to the inner circle Where the weakest part of me lives When you reach that part of me Hidden behind...
    geri1982 geri1982 31-35, F 4 Responses Jun 19

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    I was listening to a podcast today.

    This guy did some research on how play time as a child or the lack thereof affected our brains. Essentially, lack of play time bred f'd up people. Is that why I am the way that I am? Why I feel almost psychopathic. How I can mimic empathy and care so well that I almost believe...
    Ha12mo17y Ha12mo17y 26-30, F Apr 18

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    Reams of It

    This is exactly why it's so hard for me to find a real friend, and why it's such a shame that the few I've got are scattered across the country. This is also why I don't like having "acquaintances" or casual friends. Unless someone is a kindred spirit, I have a tough...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 26, 2008

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    Caution - contents under pressure.

    Do not incinerate or puncture. Store at 70F, in a comfortable environment. Do not make angry - you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Do not bend, fold, or otherwise mutilate. Read instructions thuroughly before operating. Insertion of joystick apparatus may be forbidden, and is...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 2 Responses Mar 8

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    You know like all the craziness

    that lies within... People just don't even know
    Spfxartist13 Spfxartist13 16-17, F Jun 19

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    I'm that girl who hasn't had alot of female

    influence...except from my mom and grandmother. I kind of shrink away from being in the company of other females because I notice that I'm nothing like the standard girl. What does this mean?
    vadupree vadupree 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19

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    I think everyone does.

    I have emotional scars that can never be healed. They just need to be tended to from time to time. I also have things that I would not tolerate in a relationship and I make them clear from the very beginning. And actually some of my past "relationships" did not work out because...
    malishka123 malishka123 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    It's time for me to wallow in something other

    than misery and perhaps provide a window to my world. THIS is why I will refuse to dampen my emotions again! THIS is what you have returned to me - and why I can never regret meeting you -although I will always regret our parting. -- -- -- To be able to experience the...
    jacquelinejones jacquelinejones 46-50 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Very Very Fine.

    so fine that even i can't read all of it! i know part of it says something about "is uneasy with physical contact". and here's a line that says "memory patchy at best" i'll have to think more about what the rest of it might be. if you can make it out...
    journeyfulloflaughter journeyfulloflaughter 26-30, F 14 Responses Jan 22, 2008

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 26

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    Make Sure You Read the Fine Print!!!

    This person may burst out in song in public, dance in the car, laugh uncontrollably, cry unannounced - but not necessarily from sadness, have good days and BAD days, takes meds but doesn't feel crazy, is crazy (HAH!), can make you laugh or cry, requires batteries (for BOB of...
    phidget phidget 31-35, F 2 Responses May 27, 2008

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    Shouldn't We All?

    I think that when we meet someone for the first time we make a judgement and then when they do something that disagrees with that initial judgement we ignore it and thus build an image in our minds of who that person is.  I believe that this is why a lot of relationships...
    ShewhoisEvolving ShewhoisEvolving 51-55, F 2 Responses Feb 23, 2008

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    I'm an empath and I have a dilemma.

    I'm in love with a sociopath. I can tell when he lies and he gets so angry when I confront him about it that he wants to break up. But I love feeling his anger because it's the only emotion I feel from him besides sexual desire. He cheats and lies about it. But I can feel...
    harmonydreams harmonydreams 31-35, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    There will be so much fine print

    that many don't bother reading it... and therefore, never know my true self.
    Annaelaine Annaelaine 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 19

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    Don't Say I Didn't Warn You!

    Please read everything carefully (by asking me).
    Ichilicious Ichilicious 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 21, 2011

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    Lets keep it simple..

    . Respect my time... Match my effort... Keep your word... Always be honest... Stay consistent...
    throwawaychild throwawaychild 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 13

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    designbyklein designbyklein 41-45, M Apr 8

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    sincerelynikki sincerelynikki 31-35, F 1 Response May 27

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    Growing up I can barley remember good family

    times with both parents. My father rejected me from the time I was born. But for some reason I always loved him. My father had heart problems, and a job that kept him away. When he was home I would watch him in terroir thinking he was having a heart attack or a stroke.
    l34rnt0l1ve l34rnt0l1ve 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 12

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    Don't assume because you know me

    now that you know all of me. There are parts of my history.. secrets and hidden pockets that aren't shared, ever. You may see me but you will never see all of me.
    noxeous noxeous 36-40, F Feb 18

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    Don't pet the Pokemon,

    or you might get jumped!!!
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F Jun 1

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    You'd Have Read the Fine Prints Before You Signed....

               That's right i come w/ fine prints and no instructions manual....... in other words I'm a bit complicated a bit jaded and i like it(?)             What most people don't know is that we all come w/ fine...
    andreinac13 andreinac13 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 6, 2008

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    Whathi Whathi 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 4

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    Which Had Been Plainly Stated In The Beginning

    If you have read or paid attention to what I've said, you'd know what to expect. Should you disregard it, or should you forget, then you alone are to blame. If you failed to understand it, you should have asked for clarification. If you didn't, then you alone are to blame. But...
    deleted deleted 26-30 7 Responses Feb 27, 2011

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    I've long thought/believed that People Come Into Your Life For A Reason... I've just not always been clear on what the reason Is, y'know? To learn & grow, of course. To share...
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    I just love the feeling of having, big warm arms around me. I love the intimacy and simplicity of it. I love how connected it makes me feel, I love the kisses that comes with the...
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