I Consulted the 8 Ball

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    Oh mighty 8 ball, will I ever find love?

    * shakes magic 8 ball with hopeful hands and gleaming eyes, a wishful heart full of the desire to love and be loved, hopeful of a future with a husband and best friend, 4-5 kids who are accompanied by my 3 dogs * "It is unlikely" ... Oh
    YayZebras YayZebras
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Oct 6, 2015
    cashetty69 cashetty69
    51-55, M
    Sep 1, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 17, 2015
    miimii0069 miimii0069
    31-35, F
    Sep 10, 2015
    N1n74 N1n74
    26-30, F
    Mar 26, 2015

    Uhhh

    It responded with derisive laughter...o_0
    MrHazeinCherubsGrace MrHazeinCherubsGrace
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Dec 5, 2011

    There's an app for it

    for my Galaxy Note Edge. I just might install it lol.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Sep 25, 2015

    And dropped it on my foot

    while shaking it, I figured the universe was trying to tell me something, so I never touched one again!
    csouls csouls
    36-40, M
    Mar 4
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Dec 25, 2015

    I used it for if I should get up

    or continue being lazy one a Saturday afternoon....lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 21, 2015

    I asked the eight ball

    if I was pretty, it said no.. ;-;
    KawaiiLoner KawaiiLoner
    18-21, F
    1 Response Nov 17, 2014

    I know that there is no

    such thing as a perfect person. But if I were to draw up a list of things I would want in the perfect woman.... These are a few of the qualities: She: ✔️. Is most comfortable being an overgrown kid ✔️. Veers from the crowd and charts her own course... ✔️. Has a...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Feb 13
    nonolover nonolover
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jan 1

    building my code portfolio

    for digitalatoll
    axiomfinity axiomfinity
    41-45, M
    Feb 6, 2015

    Ah, the 8 ball, a wonderful invention.

    _________________________ "Will I die young in this lifetime?" *Yes ".........Not again! I had enough of short lives with the electric chair last time... Will it be the electric chair again?" *No "Oh, good."
    EridianaAndErin EridianaAndErin
    13-15, F
    Mar 15

    Yeah, I consulted it,

    but before I could read it it fell on my foot, and now the universe is all out of alignment.
    moondiva moondiva
    36-40, F
    Apr 19
    doodler78 doodler78
    26-30, T
    1 Response Aug 24, 2015

    Okay, I got a BIG settlement.

    And for 20 days and 20 nights I madecevetu decision at the whim of the 8 ball.
    Pauly1904 Pauly1904
    46-50, M
    1 Response Feb 16

    Ask my little 8-Ball anything.

    Anything your precious heart desires. I'll... get the ball rolling... (hah) with a question of my own. Are my pants amazing? No doubt about it. This 8-Ball contains all of the ultimate truths in the Universe. This black sphere of knowledge encompasses all factual data that...
    amazingpants amazingpants
    16-17, M
    Dec 9, 2015

    As I kid I had one and I used to use it

    for everything and my sisters didn't like it
    MariahLoveDough MariahLoveDough
    13-15, F
    1 Response Feb 10
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