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I Could Never Sleep With My Face On An Iguana

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    If I'm tired enough. If I'm drained I can sleep on a concrete floor. Or on a keyboard :) I would try not to fall asleep with my face on an iguana of course. Wouldn't want to stress the dear creature. I am envious of Australians who have big iguanas oafing around their houses and...
    Wraither Wraither 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    I really do. With the window open a nice breeze can just flow right into the window and glaze over me :P It makes me shiver then pull my cover over me but it still feels good to...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    the need to go with me up around midnight I ignored it and drink a bottle of water and curl back into the bed I love sleeping with that feeling in my bladder
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 days ago

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    I spent three years working as a hunting guide in the Yukon. I love sleeping under the stars, and being in a room with closed windows just makes me feel trapped.
    AnonymousPH AnonymousPH 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    Give up Bacon? no that will never happen
    Ralbarda Ralbarda 13-15, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    ...or at least I would, if only I wasn't afraid that freaking spiders could get inside my room while I'm sleeping.
    Philipp3 Philipp3 18-21, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Watching the moon move across the sky with the window open wide, smelling the fresh cool air blowing over my naked body is how we are supposed to sleep in the summer.
    nothingon nothingon 61-65, M 3 days ago

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    It's mostly about the quiet noise that slightly blocks out anything going on ( I'm a light sleeper )
    animallover412 animallover412 31-35, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Especially when its a light rain. The breeze helps me sleep.
    footballgal56 footballgal56 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love meat to much no way could i be a vegan.
    footballgal56 footballgal56 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Met a girl at seventeen Thought she meant the world to me, so I gave her everything, she turned out to be a cheat Said she'd been thinking for a long time and she found somebody...
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    When I go to sleep it needs to be pitch black and there can be no noise at all. If there is, I won't be able to sleep and I'll end up staring at my ceiling until the noise stops...
    TimidGrl58 TimidGrl58 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I have a stuffed red panda that I snuggle with every night, and before that, a long time ago I used to sleep with a giant brown and white stuffed dog that I named brownie (unique...
    NightWriter216 NightWriter216 18-21, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    I sleep with stuffed dogs and horses.
    tylerlovesdisposablediapers tylerlovesdisposablediapers 16-17, M a week ago

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    In my own room I can't sleep unless it's pitch back and silent. But if I'm on my sofa the TV and lights can be on and I'll still sleep, and I love sleeping in moving vehicles as...
    bxcka bxcka 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 27

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    There was a man who wrote to an advice columnist about his over-twenty-year marriage with his wife. It was heartbreaking to read. They were into meat, seafood, dairy and eggs all...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F 3 Responses Aug 26

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    I sleep with a My Little Pony Rainbow Dash plushie :3
    AdapterTwenty AdapterTwenty 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 26

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    for me this is totally impossible. I would wet the bed as soon as I fell asleep if I could hold it that long.
    Stillwetshisbed Stillwetshisbed 46-50, M Aug 25

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    I would have to kill myself before id let anyone enslave me. All those black slaves who were lynched, Massa did them all a huge favor. That was their freedom. Life on a plantation...
    theslyfox theslyfox 36-40, M Aug 24

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    I have a highly sensitive ear n skin, any slightest wave disrupt my sleep, now made worst treading thinly on real and psychosis.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 24

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    It kinda sucks that I am a light sleeper. I feel like if I don't get enough rest, I appear to have even darker under eye circles and get the most massive headache.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 24

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    I could ( WOULD in fact ) be vegeTARIAN ( if I had to kill even one CHICKEN for a meal Id change my diet to STRICTLY fruit & vegetables.........I couldn't kill an animal...
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I'm bored... and I don't want to sleep yet... anyone want to like talk for like 40 more min XD
    Hayden23 Hayden23 13-15, F Aug 23

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    But in saying that I've never eorn anything to bed. Hate trying to sleep with clothes on period
    goodman72 goodman72 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 19

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    Shame on you! How can you put a price on someone's life!? We're all equal and we all have the right to live, "one who agrees with abuse with his silence, might as well be the...
    itaih1 itaih1 22-25, M 3 Responses Aug 18

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    I can never cheat. Its the worst gut wrenching feeling anybody could have. It truly hurts and I have no desire to or put pain on who im with. That's immoral.
    Averageguy41011 Averageguy41011 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I have officially gotten to the point that if my paci falls out of my mouth while I sleep, I will wake up immediately. I also laughed at myself alot for doing this. ~ Lys ♪
    LysChan LysChan 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    ...no I don't! You never know who might want to come in...
    Hoffferch Hoffferch 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 16

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    Yeah, I get the best also if it's completely dark, quiet, and I'm naked.... that's the best sleep after... anaesthesia.
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F Aug 14

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    i need complete darkness and no noise at all to get a sound sleep, however Karunesh's music can assure a very sound sleep.
    ShantanuD ShantanuD 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 14

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    any tips on how you guys make your bladders full before sleeping?
    bun121 bun121 18-21, M Aug 14

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    I respect those who can adhere to such a diet. But even if I was willing to give up meat, I just can't do without cheese.
    SavinienBrassheart SavinienBrassheart 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 13

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    Nice to know I'm not the only one. I have always been this way and I just wish people would be more understanding of it. I'm a very light sleeper. Always have been, always will be...
    animallover412 animallover412 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    I appreciate this post very much ! I went to an Aunts house I stay for a week and did not sleep for three days because the guest bedroom filled with light from the street lamps...
    PeaceLoveLight PeaceLoveLight 36-40, F Aug 12

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    I applaud and admire all of you out there, getting an education and obtaining your degrees. May God continually bless you! I'm very happy for you! When it comes to myself, there...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 12

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    Having compassion for all creatures ALSO means fellow human beings whose lifestyles don't mirror yours also get your compassion and don't get preached at just cause they eat, drink...
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    Never say never. It's easy to say I'd never do this, that or the other. But when faced with a sexless marriage and temptation comes knocking on your door and is discreetly...
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    I have never slept in PJ pants ever. I often am given a pair of PJ's to keep. I always throw out the PJ pants, but I do always sleep in my long-sleeve PJ shirt, mine doesn't cover...
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