I Could Never Sleep With My Face On An Iguana

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    I Think I Could

    If I'm tired enough. If I'm drained I can sleep on a concrete floor. Or on a keyboard :) I would try not to fall asleep with my face on an iguana of course. Wouldn't want to stress the dear creature. I am envious of Australians who have big iguanas oafing around their houses and...
    Wraither Wraither
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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