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I Could Never Sleep With My Face On An Iguana

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    If I'm tired enough. If I'm drained I can sleep on a concrete floor. Or on a keyboard :) I would try not to fall asleep with my face on an iguana of course. Wouldn't want to stress the dear creature. I am envious of Australians who have big iguanas oafing around their houses and...
    Wraither Wraither 22-25, M 3 Responses Mar 17, 2009

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    I wish things coukd work out
    daw15 daw15 18-21, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    I can hardly sleep without it closed, never understood why that is though.
    MrMobos MrMobos 16-17, M Mar 6

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    I currently sleep with a big dog called Bruno and a koala called crash sometimes my teddies trade places it's nice to have something soft to cuddle with at nights :)
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    I don't like stuffed animals but for Pokémons i make an exception. About one year ago I bought a eevee plush and I called it Evelyn. Now, sometimes I sleep with it.
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    This is noxolaf and I still sleep with him
    AsCharleigh AsCharleigh 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    my brother got me a HUGE Stitch teddy when he went to Disneyland and he sleeps with me every night, best disney movie ever man.
    gandalfssandals gandalfssandals 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 17

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    Nah. I sleep with like 10 teddy bears (:
    ninjadentistinspace ninjadentistinspace 16-17, F Mar 17

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    I still sleep with my first stuffed animals and always will
    shannonsjourney shannonsjourney 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 18

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    Sleep With a Stuffed Animal
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M 5 days ago

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    I took SO MANY sleeping meds (not enough to OD of course) and they didn't ******* work *insert frustration levels here*
    thegroundisup thegroundisup 13-15, F Mar 11

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    In order for me to really get to sleep, I need to have complete darkness and no noise. The only light I ever have in my room is my fish tank, my wall scented plug in, and...
    Scoodaloop Scoodaloop 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    Cold feet of course.. idk abt people, but I hve 3 pairs of sleeping socks, only for sleeping.. nt even for walking around the house.. I put them on eventho I only wear them and...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 2 Responses Mar 4

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    I use to be like that but after I had my kids I guess I got use to the noise and now my mind constantly runs so I have to leave the tv on but 10 mins into my sleep my husband have...
    lucinda2383 lucinda2383 31-35, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    had to give most of them up tho cuz mum said I was too old(she's wrong) but there's one that I would never stop using
    UKbabyboi UKbabyboi 13-15 Mar 9

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    don't let eny one tell you "you're too old." if I could my bed would be covered in teddies
    UKbabyboi UKbabyboi 13-15 Mar 10

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    " Stay " You make love to me all night and all morning, With your beautiful body you make me shiver, Moan and addicted to you. I grasp onto the sheets like there's no tomorrow...
    Francoise25 Francoise25 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    It limits my mobility to accurately engage in the perfect sleeping position.
    Ginkofishin Ginkofishin 18-21, F 13 Responses Mar 5

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    This does not mean I sleep naked Stop assuming and asking. Kthanxinterwebsloveyouguys.
    Ginkofishin Ginkofishin 18-21, F 3 Responses Mar 6

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    well I like getting in their bed but there is no sleeping going on
    marinerob marinerob 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 18

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    locked too..probably because there are times where, i wanna sleep naked..
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    I feel alone if I don't. I tried to quit when I had my daughter but since I cosleep with her she claimed my giant polar bear and so it stays.
    youngkinyteenmom youngkinyteenmom 18-21, F Mar 10

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    For Valentine's Day I got a 4 foot fluffy panda bear. And it's just the cutest thing. It's nice to cuddle with when watching a sad movie too. :P
    ChelleDallas16 ChelleDallas16 18-21, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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    My husband is a butcher, it would be blasphemy to not eat meat lol.
    hiddenaway82 hiddenaway82 31-35, F Mar 5

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    my neighbor speaks so loudly as if he's desperate for attention I can't bear
    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 6

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    my giant penguin, Mr Pengwy. now i can feel like I have someone to hold.
    kingbrizo kingbrizo 18-21 Mar 9

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    Yet I am totally in love again and am totally loving the fact love has not left me and continues to remain part of my life as I continue to love. <3 (: <3
    MyDoctorLove MyDoctorLove 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 11

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    Closed and locked I feel safer and it doesn't feel like someone is watching me
    brenda4696 brenda4696 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 12

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    A sock monkey and a cartoon looking pig to be exact
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    mine is a stuffed zebra his name is Mr.z
    mia4MyLady mia4MyLady 36-40, F Mar 18

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    Unless fully exhausted. Dont know why.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Because my mind pushes confess Before any action. Even before seroquel.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M a week ago

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    I have dogs.I hate dogs.If the dog steps on my bed, I slap the dog.Thats why my door is closed.to prevent hurt animals.
    Micahbreeart Micahbreeart 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Unless they became honest. And giving. At least cures. For all humans.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 5 days ago

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    I'm looking forward to getting a teddy from my big brother. It will be very special to me.
    RainbowMind RainbowMind 16-17, T 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    If I have to put something on at the house because someone is coming over that doesn't really know our lifestyle, I usually put no more on than I have to. That usually involves a...
    ethan96 ethan96 18-21, M 3 Responses Mar 15

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