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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    There are days when I won't be able to do anything but feel. (I say only "feel" because I can't quite find the words. I feel bad about myself and everything else, but not really...
    TwoWastedCigarettes TwoWastedCigarettes 16-17, F 14 hrs ago

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    like i wonder sometimes why ive allowed u in so close to me. why have i tried to make u a best friend, when i dont think u really care. sometimes i wish i could go away for a while...
    SadisticBitch SadisticBitch 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    On the outside I always look happy I'm smiling and I joke around with everyone. But deep down inside I worry, I deal with anxiety. I always feel like I'm not good enough. And I don...
    blooop123 blooop123 18-21, F Aug 18

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    dont know why but all of a sudden sometimes i just have 0 respect for myself and feel like a meaningless waste of space
    Builda47 Builda47 22-25, M Aug 28

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    More like most of the times. Idk either im happy or not. Idk why sometimes i cry and get sad with no reasons. Its not like im not being grateful with my life but i really really...
    saffaismail saffaismail 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 8

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    I hate that im not perfect and full of flaws. I hate that im not good enough for everybody. I hate that i cant make someone feel good or even make them laugh and happy because of...
    saffaismail saffaismail 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    I'm feeling a lot of dislike for myself at the moment, I have no one to vent to anymore because everyone's gone and the only ones here are too weak or not on the same mental level...
    othell00 othell00 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    I find myself thinking and dreaming of all the things I could do in this world. The problem is, my mind starts to wonder of all the things that could go wrong. How can I want...
    GetYourFreakOn GetYourFreakOn 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I did it again. I hurt my friends's feelings. Not the normal "I didn't think that it would hurt them". What I said would hurt anyone in their situation. I just didn't care at the...
    Savi0r Savi0r 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 2

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    Like for example, I used to say that I would never like rock bands but then I loved musics from My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy. Still do.
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, M Aug 17

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    i found some clothes that fit me perfectly last year, and were even big on me. no i can't even get them past my tummy or my thighs or bum. i don't understand why I've gained as...
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F Aug 18

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    When did I go from outgoing and fun loving to an introverted shut in? I just sort of realized that I have systematically become a boring homebody. I used to be a social butterfly...
    Therealabbeyroad Therealabbeyroad 22-25, F Aug 21

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    Making decisions that makes me regret in the end. I don't know!!! >.<
    ElleFrancene ElleFrancene 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    It happened again. Whenever I try helping I manage to inflict pain. It keeps happening.
    Untrustworthy117 Untrustworthy117 16-17, M Aug 23

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    There's this guy. We hung out the other day and he was really nice to me and all. I had tons of fun and he was such a gentleman. But then he tried to kiss me. Being the blonde I am...
    JustAskAnything JustAskAnything 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 8

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    I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
    CaysenB12 CaysenB12 16-17, M a week ago

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    Sometimes I feel worthless, unwanted and unloved, especially unloved. For the last few weeks it's getting more often. But why is that? Don't get me wrong, not everything in my life...
    Gammler Gammler 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    I look at myself sometimes and wonder why I'm still here. Many moments in my past I could have easily stumbled further than I have. It has become quite a battle to journey through...
    PoeticMute PoeticMute 31-35, M 3 days ago

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    I just hate my life and myself sometimes..
    mahdiraza mahdiraza 16-17, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love to pleasure myself, sometimes more than someone else pleasuring me.. I know what my body wants where to touch, how fast or slow. My imagination runs wild, fantasising about...
    lettalkaboutit93 lettalkaboutit93 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 31

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    Do I love myself?! I have started wondering do I really love myself? I mean of course I do I'm adorable! At least that's what I always say. But do I really love who I am, am I...
    ariel2891 ariel2891 22-25, F 17 hrs ago

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    I likes walking. Sometimes when I find a quiet place I will remove all my clothes. Last week I even c***um to the sky naked under the bright sunshine.
    creepys creepys 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    I'm sorry, but I hate him. Really I do, he's just terrible. He excludes people and makes them feel bad, he's boastful, arrogant, and rude. I honestly dislike everything about him...
    Rememberthescript Rememberthescript 16-17, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I have accepted myself, not in a way that I know myself therefore I should change everything to fit in the society and #yolo. No not that, but simply I have accepted that, me, who...
    anon152 anon152 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    I have got some mental problems and sometimes i just want to take a knife out into the streets and just stab people and make them hurt and bleed and i want to hear them scream in...
    RazorToMySkin RazorToMySkin 16-17, M 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    People are so dumb! I mean, i think they are blind or somewhat. Once i thought my family was different, i thought they had a better understanding in life and were not chained by...
    DiegoSMarinho DiegoSMarinho 16-17, M 4 hrs ago

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    I'm depressed and it's hard. It's gotten bad enough that I started cutting myself for tons of different reasons. Sometimes I feel so numb inside that I cut myself so I can feel...
    benjamintkw benjamintkw 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    And hey what am I thinking? There's plenty to like about myself, I'm so many things, a whole lot of awsome and some bad habits too. I'm anything and everything. What do I define...
    Angiethebrave Angiethebrave 31-35, F 13 hrs ago

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    I'm trying to find my own version of happiness and a life that feels right for me. I have so many sides of me I'm trying to fit all together. I consider myself relatively traveled...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Aug 28

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    The greater ball-bearings In the garage doorway roller you can find, the quieter and smoother the garage door will run. Additionally, rollers with much more ball-bearings in them...
    Diana63by Diana63by 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    Last week I downloaded Wonka's Welcome Song for Danny Elfman from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie , and I was listening to it for days , with a childish smile on my face...
    Annabella00 Annabella00 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    sometimes I get up in wht I think is a bad mood which c an lead to a bad day ..those times I really need to b left alone or ill take my temper out on someone. thrs no actual reason...
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo 41-45, F 18 hrs ago

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    I deleting and scared sometimes. I have a phobia for needles and doctors, but I could really really use a firm no nonsense "you're going but I promise to comfort you if you cry...
    cheekyhannah cheekyhannah 31-35, F 4 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Well, more than sometimes! I do tend to be on 'autopilot' when typing though. :)
    Reallifeperson Reallifeperson 22-25, M 15 hrs ago

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    Not sometimes but pretty much when I'm around people. There's this phase going on where everyone's like I'm so antisocial. No you're not, you don't studded on every word you say...
    spoja1 spoja1 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    At this point I have battled living with a crack head father, I have achieved my goals academically, I am making my dream of being a surgeon a reality, I have contemplated suicide...
    sikandtired93 sikandtired93 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I try to hide my singing voice because I don't think it's good, I really wanna be a singer though! Yesterday I was singing to myself at my locker when a girl walks past me and...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Aug 19

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      Vital Notice Guests are asked for to Call on to the hotel to supply your returned flight facts, with the boat transfer arrangement. The boat transfer charges are as...
    Jeffrybup Jeffrybup 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 25

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    I have no problem hiding behind a computer screen and typing out everything I feel. How I'm so depressed and feel alone. It's good to get it out and not really knowing the people...
    mmccarth mmccarth 18-21, F Sep 5

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    A long time ago, when I was very young, I began thinking that I was not likeable. During all phases of my development so far I have had ideas that I am not good enough and...
    Angiethebrave Angiethebrave 31-35, F 14 hrs ago

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    Every day i do the same stupid ****. Cutting of burning myself because its a release. Then i get angry at myself for cutting and then cut more to release that anger. Im stupid...
    RazorToMySkin RazorToMySkin 16-17, M 5 hrs ago

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    Sometimes the pain doesn't hit me until late at night Then it cradles me, sings to me Coos to me words of its infinite false knowledge Laughing when it hurts Receiving pleasure...
    NeverForgeIt NeverForgeIt 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    I know a lot of people are going to comment saying how stupid I am being. But I truly do not like myself. I've never told anyone this.. because it's kind of embarrassing. I like...
    abbbbbby abbbbbby 13-15, F 17 Responses 3 days ago

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