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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    As I'm sure many of you do

    as well. Need a little help here. While I don't have a problem with overly baggy eyes, I do have this annoying thin blue vertical line that starts about my forehead and extends down through my nose. Anyone here aware of any secrets to deal with this problem??? I've included a...
    ShortySammie ShortySammie 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    Sometimes, I just remember really hilarious moments out of the blue and start laughing. It breaks my cool, really.
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    I'm not even funny, I'm just so dumb that there's nothing better to do than laugh at myself
    creativecats creativecats 13-15, F Feb 1

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    Sometimes. I know that sounds dramatic, but I guess hating anything is dramatic. Maybe I should use the word despise? It just sometimes I truly do hate myself though. I hate...
    abcdefgh19 abcdefgh19 22-25, F Feb 2

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    Yea. Sometimes you just wanna get punched in the face because you're so stupid sometimes. That's how I feel right now. So dumb.
    Euphoricbunnymaster Euphoricbunnymaster 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    This week has been long and horrible, and IDK if it'll get better. I have been upset about my body and myself. I was doing great in accepting myself and trying to be ok with myself...
    imgivingupnow imgivingupnow 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I wonder if I'll ever love myself...
    MissSara13 MissSara13 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Well I pretty much hate myself all the time
    silverstrike silverstrike 13-15, M 1 Response Feb 11

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    I hate myself for loving you. I am definitely done with you. I was stupid for giving you my attention and time. What a waste. I realized you aren't worth it and you aren't the one...
    Togepi07 Togepi07 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 14

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    I relive every moment of the day before I go to sleep and analyze all the times I said or did something stupid. I do this until I hate myself.
    magickmegs magickmegs 26-30, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I get these flashbacks that make me cringe every time they come. It's usually nothing really bad but I start hating myself for acting just the way I am! Any way to handle this self...
    liveurbestlifenow liveurbestlifenow 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I just randomly think of stuff I saw on tv or something and just start laughing uncontrollably. Some people probably think I'm a psychopath.
    hannahlulz hannahlulz 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    I tell jokes that I believe are hilarious and it always ends up me only laughing.. I'm guessing they didn't get it 😁
    PerfectlyCapable PerfectlyCapable 16-17, F Feb 4

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    I just woke up not literally two minutes ago, and I can't seem to stop laughing
    Woot2u Woot2u 18-21, M Feb 8

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    I've grown so unattached to people and life. I don't know what to do anymore if I'm not crying I'm just numb I want to get out if I don't get out soon I'm not sure what'll happen I...
    DizziMayy DizziMayy 22-25, F Jan 31

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    katariffik katariffik 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 5

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    Why can't I just be normal?! I don't want to deal with this confusion and these stupid feelings.
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    I am usually calm and composed. But this time I was just so angry. I let my emotions get the better of me....**** me...
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    I feel like I have no one to talk to x if anyone feels like it too I'm here x even though i have no one you guys have me x
    chlosblogx chlosblogx 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I am me and I like to be by myself sometimes.I am important and I trust myself more than anybody else .I just read this quote-I trust myself to make the best decision for me.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Feb 4

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    It all started when I was a humble lab tech working in a Granite Lab. I worked alone and I thought I going to start talking to myself. So now I still do even when other people...
    notuh notuh 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 2

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    By sometimes, I mean all times. When at work though I can act and pretend i'm cool. It's kinda my superpower
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    I'll give you the key to explore my body and discover my soul.  Let me see myself, fully, by you loving me.
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