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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    PapaFitz PapaFitz 46-50, M Mar 26

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    As I'm sure many of you do

    as well. Need a little help here. While I don't have a problem with overly baggy eyes, I do have this annoying thin blue vertical line that starts about my forehead and extends down through my nose. Anyone here aware of any secrets to deal with this problem??? I've included a...
    ShortySammie ShortySammie 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    I do. A lot of the time, I can make myself laugh by thinking of funny things that I have seen or remember.
    ObserverOfLife ObserverOfLife 22-25, M Apr 6

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    sometimes I'm content with being who I am. but sometimes I question myself why am I like that. why did I even do that. and why do I always end up ruining things I like. The bone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 16

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    So, I'm tired of life in general. I look on here and all of these younger people accept themselves. Fine...fine. But I'm f.ucking 22 years old and I still am having problems being...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I have this friend. Or...ex friend I guess as we stopped talking. We at first got along really well and liked similar things but soon it became apparent he wanted more than I could...
    Catherdra Catherdra 22-25, F Mar 27

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    ... or actually basically always. But I try hard not to show it. The truth is: I feel ashamed for not being loved. I feel ashamed for living alone, without a loving partner...
    ElonaElona ElonaElona 41-45, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    I have to end my relationship with my boyfriend because I'm a psychopath, this really sucks. I can't be normal and can't keep abusing the people around me . Maybe abusing myself is...
    Sadfate Sadfate 18-21, F Mar 30

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    Sometimes, nah... All the time
    Catho Catho 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 16

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    My crush hates me. I don't know why or how, but I know it's because I'm an *******. I'm such a f*cked up person, and I felt something like this would happen. I felt that I would...
    WinterIncandescence WinterIncandescence 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    I hate that I bring up the ******* past with him. I hate myself everyday I do that to him. Ugh why can I be a damn normal girlfriend and love him right.
    buggalue00 buggalue00 13-15, F Apr 7

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    I just want to laugh! I mean.. I want to laugh as hard as possible.....
    Masuka99 Masuka99 13-15, F Apr 8

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    hehe my humor is so dumb but I luv it
    jennyk666 jennyk666 18-21, F Apr 12

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    If you're holding your pee cause you're to lazy to get up, it may not be the best choice to watch a tsunami documentary
    makeupismycrack77 makeupismycrack77 36-40, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I hate being me. I'm so tired. I wish I didn't hate my self but I do.
    TeenagerInPain TeenagerInPain 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Hahah no I don't. I always overanalyse and overreact and make a drama out of the smallest things and I don't know why the hell I do that. It's just dumb ??
    ifyoureabirdimabird ifyoureabirdimabird 13-15, F Mar 29

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    Blood is the price you pay for mistrust
    renguard renguard 16-17, M Apr 3

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    im jus confused. my mom doesnt trust me. nor my aunt or grandma, they think im gonna end up pregnant at 16 (not judging) &' they pretty much use my past mistakes as weapons on me...
    pizzababyxo pizzababyxo 13-15, F Apr 6

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    he forgave me but I still feel like cutting
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123 13-15 2 Responses Apr 11

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    My dad is making me loose pounds, please comment if you want me to keep my fat :*(
    fattylovergirl fattylovergirl 16-17, F 10 Responses Apr 18

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    Did I just agree to meet the narcissist?Why?Why?Why when I have the impulse control of a dog? Someone please hit me over the head.Somebody kill me before that time. And what is...
    aquabunny aquabunny 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    Right now 'Kick It!' by Forever the Sickest Kids is one of the songs I keep listening to. The beat is great and I think it's about taking my life in my own hands and it's kind of...
    transtastic transtastic 18-21, T Apr 19

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    Even when I stopped gaining, my trousers feel tight and sometimes they rip when I try to get up after dinner Did I really get so fat that I need to give up on jeans? ;P
    stelarring stelarring 18-21, F 2 Responses 11 hrs ago

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    Some people like this about me, and other people don't, but I do come across as insensitive sometimes... I basically sometimes just say what I think. This can rub people up the...
    pixieowl pixieowl 26-30, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    Scratch sometimes lets go with practically all the time. I've got bonkers boiling in my blood...I know how to get jiggy w it and make me crack up while doing so.
    Orchidspetals Orchidspetals 36-40, F Mar 27

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    1st• I am partially incontinent; I wear them and I accidentally wet usually in asthma season of when I have allergies. I also wet when I am very sick or depressed. I rarely have...
    heyimalive heyimalive 18-21, T 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    At school a lot of girls look so much older than me and are taller and more "developed" in the chest area than me even though I'm one of the oldest girls in my grade. I also...
    MyFriendPug MyFriendPug 13-15, F 2 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    A few weeks ago I was in a friend's apartment buying weed for the weekend. And the guy we're buying from was super hot. A little scruffy, skinny, but just really good looking...
    Ganglish Ganglish 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    Im struggling. Just like I've always been. Ppl never are what they seem. I trust ppl an they all eventually turn on me. I take a huge risk letting them know a few things about my...
    AquilaAqua AquilaAqua 13-15, M 2 Responses Mar 29

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    I don't say what I want, so I never get what I want. I have alcohol hidden in the house. I have a secret lover. I have a journal that no one can read. I do not tell people my...
    Directionless450 Directionless450 41-45, M 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I'm a fairly confident person in my own confines. I'm not confident in public like I used to be. Some people say I have a stocky body frame. I wish I could change that but as much...
    Danwitt21 Danwitt21 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I like acting and theater so sometimes when I'm cooking I pretend I have my own cooking show. Sometimes when I'm combing my hair, I pretend I'm doing a hair tutorial for others...
    easynuh easynuh 26-30, F 3 Responses Apr 18

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    my boyfriend can't stop smoking crack
    graycat6632 graycat6632 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 7

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    I'm in a relationship with a guy who's smokes crack. He's in his bathroom smoking it all up. I wish he would go get some help for himself
    graycat6632 graycat6632 36-40, F Apr 11

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    hello depression my old friend. Do you want to know what the voices are telling me now. I can't explain but they are very helpfull. my heart wanted to shot a gun at his head. he...
    Poeticdeaths Poeticdeaths 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 14

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    I am the driftwood;Washed up and nakedOn this raw spat shell cracked shore.Old familiar seadogBeat of brow and beachedBut still,never too proud to flounderIn the murky pools that...
    phlatonmeback phlatonmeback 46-50, M 2 Responses Apr 14

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    I walked into my house when my new husky pup howled and scared the **** out of me and I dropped my phone and it cracked I almost cried
    SarrahIsAwesome SarrahIsAwesome 13-15 Apr 19

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    All roads lead to gravel I keep having these dreams where my blood is stained grey with gravel stones. My bones cracked open exposing the marrow eroding from cancer. I think in...
    TheGirlFromJupiter TheGirlFromJupiter 18-21, F 4 days ago