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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    My brain has this thing where if something's not perfect or I mess up or I fail, it just shuts down and won't let me pick myself up and move on. Not everything can be perfect, and...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Sometimes I feel like I'm ever good enough I'm hard on myself If I do something wrong I'll get angry with myself or get frustrated I'm not perfect but sometimes I do hate myself
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I mean, I totally love myself all the way. I accept who I am, and I like the person I am right now. Still, I feel scared sometimes, because I get really dark. I'm graduating...
    Celal Celal 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    Especially right now. So much going on in my life and sometimes when I hold it all in for too long, I lash out! Why am I like this? I hate myself for this
    Laserbeam18 Laserbeam18 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Like last night. It was a really odd night... I had been driving all day... I stopped at another gas station and got back on the road. Then it got dark... And suddenly I felt so...
    LEMONkinks LEMONkinks 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 6

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    Whatever I do/try, I cannot keep a lasting relationship with people, friends OR boyfriends. This one guy started texting me a few weeks ago and he'd call me beautiful, tell me I'm...
    shlumbug shlumbug 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 1

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    I hate my body so much that sometimes I just want to peel my skin off and find a new body.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    When I study it's like I have more than one brain and I can't control the way I talk to myself like three different people. I also argue with myself a lot
    jenn133 jenn133 13-15, F Jul 18

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    i just cant stop.. even tho i go to a psychologist, everything is just getting worse the more i think and talk about it, the worse i feel and the more i cut i just really hate...
    Elienseys Elienseys 16-17, F Jul 9

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    When you miss him so much to the point where you just want to ran and go find him kiss him and hug him and tell him you love him I miss you so much Robert I can't live with out you...
    nikkismith15 nikkismith15 13-15, F Jun 30

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    I just feel like I can't be good enough for anyone, nobody how hard I try..
    CaysenB12 CaysenB12 16-17, M Jul 1

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    I just look at other people's lives and seeing them with their friends just breaks my heart constantly. :'(
    whatupdoc54 whatupdoc54 18-21, M 2 Responses Jul 3

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    "Give me a ******* reason not to look down on you" ^ So tell me:what am I supposed to do with that statement?
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    Love yourself now, because in 10 years you will marvel at how beautiful you once were. Savor it. NOW. You’ll wish you did.
    Littlelionwoman81 Littlelionwoman81 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 13

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    I am disturbed with my self.
    Rogerxxx Rogerxxx 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    So I've asked my boyfriend for sex 12 times, anal 18 and asked if I could give him a blow job 13 times over the last 3 days and still isn't "in the mood". Maybe I'm just not...
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 days ago

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    Ignorance is a bliss that I have not been fortunate enough to fall into
    renguard renguard 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    I'm really disconnected from my emotions...a couple of years ago it was easy to tell if I was sad or happy or in love or anything. Anger is easy to identify for sure, but not...
    jimjammat jimjammat 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Since I was young I enjoy having conversations with myself. Sometimes it's just me scolding myself or I pretend there is somebody asking me questions and I imagine myself in...
    yetanotherhuman yetanotherhuman 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    I had enough of explaining! I have to say I find it incredibly hard to find the right words and explain exactly how it is so when I have got the courage to explain please don't...
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F Jul 9

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    I realize that no one is perfect, but when people point out the annoy, selfish, rude things I do, many times unaware, it really gets to me. I try to work on myself and improve, but...
    dorothea779 dorothea779 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I just have these awkward mannerisms that I don't know how to get rid of, which makes me dislike myself sometimes. I just hope for the day I don't make people uncomfortable for the...
    mahnouls mahnouls 16-17 2 Responses Jul 17

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    Yeahh i like talking to myself sometimes ;)
    paramee paramee 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 10

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    yeah I talk to myself.....sometimes I need expert advise.
    vasekjohn vasekjohn 51-55, M Jul 20

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    I crack my knuckles, my knees, my elbows, my fingers, my toes, my neck, my back, and my ankles I crack everything!!!! It can get kinda annoying sometimes cause I feel very...
    KJVgirl92 KJVgirl92 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    I'm still in recovery and I relapsed a few times already about a week ago I think. Sometimes I want to be fully recovered and other times I never want to end my ednos. School is...
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I hate my life sometimes. Nothing ever goes my way.
    pop482999 pop482999 18-21, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Okay if we're talking about like sexually inappropriate then yeah lol I do that a lot but I also act out at inappropriate times too. But I laugh at myself for it:)
    XxbixtchybellaxX XxbixtchybellaxX 13-15, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    It's hard to step to the beat of my own drummer, refusing to submit to the mindset that many seem to subscribe to. Integrity is a rare commodity; hard to find. On principles, I'm...
    LaughsAndGiggles LaughsAndGiggles 41-45, F 9 hrs ago

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    I feel sorry for my mother putting up with me having to see my ugly face for 16 years sometimes i feel like hiding so no one has to see me
    KTRose KTRose 16-17, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Recently, I was at the beach, with my bathing suit on. I went into the sea, and there were some pretty strong waves. I wore a bathing suit that was a bit loose, so everytime a wave...
    hadriell hadriell 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    Here's a little something I found on the huffington post a while ago. It's the top ten most annoying things parents say (and they tell us WE'RE the disrespectful ones). Give...
    GraceJediHeart GraceJediHeart 22-25, F 6 days ago

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    I want to text him but I don't want to crack. It's like this weird thing where I want to show I'm interested in him, but not too interested. Because I don't know if he's interested...
    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Had Thursday sport for school and had ice skating again. Wasn't keen but whatever. Once we got there we got in, got the skates and went into the rink. There was another school...
    qwertywasd123 qwertywasd123 18-21, M Jul 18

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    Most people wouldn't understand and I don't expect you too. No one knows I hurt myself not even my closest friends, I only punch myself in the ribs and punch walls and throw...
    heyapple69 heyapple69 66-70, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Just needing to remind myself of this ... as I've gotten to know people better on here I'm finding myself becoming guarded again. It's interesting to me that with some of my...
    StarLily71 StarLily71 41-45, F 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    how can any one break a laundry room floor? this coke freak, born in india,, living in the us.. must have been his uncle's sex toy from what he says........ came over to "help out...
    FreeThinker2 FreeThinker2 46-50 1 Response Jul 15

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    I have totally messed up my life. I am going no where in life besides mental hospitals for the last three and a half years. I'm never going back to one again..willingly that is. I...
    blahlahblah599 blahlahblah599 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    I always try to live up to others' expectation of me. It has now come to the point where I want to breathe and live for myself. Still, 22 years of habit is not that easy to break...
    northsky northsky 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 6

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    Especially when it comes to very simple things like an identification preference or sexual preference/definition for it. Some people have told me I'm being sensitive when someone...
    Hemmelighed Hemmelighed 18-21, M Jul 18

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    And then almost immediately breaking them :) I want to use my time and my resources and my energy better I want to take reasonable care of myself I want to be as OK as possible to...
    dispossessed dispossessed 46-50, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Well, this is my first story posting here so I would like to introduce myself and will want to share few things about me. Well my name is Yumi, I am 25 years old and from Tokyo...
    yumiflyhigh yumiflyhigh 22-25, F 5 Responses 5 hrs ago

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    I love my family. Don't get me wrong. They mean well and have good intentions. I don't feel like I can fully be myself around them. Sometimes it's just the disbelieving looks...
    ajrestless ajrestless 18-21, F Jul 12