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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    On the outside I always look happy I'm smiling and I joke around with everyone. But deep down inside I worry, I deal with anxiety. I always feel like I'm not good enough. And I don...
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    This past month has been an emotional rollercoaster. Sometimes I'm really happy, and hyper. I can't quit laughing and everything is so wonderful. But here lately it's like I'm...
    TheRisingPhoenix TheRisingPhoenix 16-17, F Aug 11

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    I literally was just crying my gut out (to the point where i was coughing and choking on nothing) and shouting how much I hate myself. Ugh it's getting unbearable. There is only so...
    misscoffee misscoffee 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I just want to rip my arms open I want to watch the blood run down my arms I want to feel the pain I hate this life sometimes I really do
    baileyzook baileyzook 13-15, F Aug 5

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    After that embarrassing experience with my cat, I finally cut myself near my wrists. I've also stabbed myself in the leg with a pencil and I'm pretty sure the led is still there...
    hxwm hxwm 13-15, M Aug 9

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    On the outside I seem really successful - high profile job in the media, good looking boyfriend, lots of friends... but really I struggle with anxiety, not feeling good enough and...
    thedarkerplace thedarkerplace 26-30, F Aug 11

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    I'm pissed that I'm not as empathetic as I want to be. Sometimes I just truly don't are and think people shouldn't dwell on things so much and should just move on and that's...
    panthrax00 panthrax00 16-17, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    My brain has this thing where if something's not perfect or I mess up or I fail, it just shuts down and won't let me pick myself up and move on. Not everything can be perfect, and...
    Seblett Seblett 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 30

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    I wish I could have saved you and stopped you. I hate what you did but I hate myself more because I wasn't enough.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 5

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    I'm feeling a lot of dislike for myself at the moment, I have no one to vent to anymore because everyone's gone and the only ones here are too weak or not on the same mental level...
    othell00 othell00 16-17, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    Like for example, I used to say that I would never like rock bands but then I loved musics from My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy. Still do.
    Artz4Life Artz4Life 16-17, F Aug 17

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    I could have saved his life if I had just gotten there 3 minutes earlier. I feel like it's my fault he's gone.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F Jul 31

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    Why didn't I just leave the time that I said I did? I could have stopped you :'(
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    I'm ******* done with bullshit. Took 16 panadeines. Hope I pass out and don't ******* wake up this time.
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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    Just to feel okay. Or if i remember something funny or i'm watching alone a funny movie.
    yodatheching yodatheching 22-25, F Jul 31

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    I've tried cutting before, but it was so painful I couldn't do it. Instead I just pissed off my cat and let him rip my arms to shreds. I'm such a ******* embarrassment.
    hxwm hxwm 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 9

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    Does anyone else bite the skin around there nails? Lol i dont know if its stress or anything i just do it
    personidk personidk 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 10

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    All I want is somebody to love me as I come- a jackass. Ugh. I'm doing it all wrong
    Naty14 Naty14 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    Negative Belief System: Trauma based Beliefs "I am a flawed, worthless person" TRUTH: I am a creation of God and worthy of love and respect! "No one will love me as I...
    MostArdently MostArdently 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 16

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    i found some clothes that fit me perfectly last year, and were even big on me. no i can't even get them past my tummy or my thighs or bum. i don't understand why I've gained as...
    LittleBeelzebub LittleBeelzebub 18-21, F Aug 18

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    When did I go from outgoing and fun loving to an introverted shut in? I just sort of realized that I have systematically become a boring homebody. I used to be a social butterfly...
    Therealabbeyroad Therealabbeyroad 22-25, F a week ago

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    Making decisions that makes me regret in the end. I don't know!!! >.<
    Ellalovesss Ellalovesss 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    It happened again. Whenever I try helping I manage to inflict pain. It keeps happening.
    Untrustworthy117 Untrustworthy117 16-17, M 4 days ago

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    Sometimes I feel worthless, unwanted and unloved, especially unloved. For the last few weeks it's getting more often. But why is that? Don't get me wrong, not everything in my life...
    Gammler Gammler 22-25, M 1 Response a week ago

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    I haven't been until I saw the name of this group.The title made me think really think.It is time to improve myself.I've started to walk daily and joined a gym.I'm eating healthier...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I worry about if I taste good or not so I taste myself sometimes. I can't tell though. Today it reminds me of potato salad. Weird? Not my normal....
    kitten96 kitten96 18-21, F 40 Responses Jul 31

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    I crack my knuckles, my knees, my elbows, my fingers, my toes, my neck, my back, and my ankles I crack everything!!!! It can get kinda annoying sometimes cause I feel very...
    KJVgirl92 KJVgirl92 22-25, F Jul 30

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    I honestly hate myself. I'm so dumb and awkward. Nobody wants to be around me especially in school, I basically only have like 1 friend :x which makes me scared as **** for school...
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    emelon12 emelon12 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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    I did it at first because of how good it made me feel. That was over six years ago. Was attacked and tortured by a sociopath two years ago (who is still free despite my efforts...
    NothingSpecial71 NothingSpecial71 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    I have noticed something about myself I find very interesting. I am not bothered about it at all, I just find it intriguing. This past week I had a lot of times where I was doing...
    AnomalousEarthling AnomalousEarthling 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    Sometimes I find myself thinking about how people are perceiving me. I don't think I make good first impressions. I do the wrong stuff all the time and I say the wrong things. I'm...
    Rainatmidnight97 Rainatmidnight97 16-17, F 6 Responses Aug 16

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    I have been feeling apathetic towards anyone I love lately. I feel an emotional detachment and I can't get myself to care as much as I used to for others. Especially my boyfriend...
    KrisMiss KrisMiss 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 1

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    At this point I have battled living with a crack head father, I have achieved my goals academically, I am making my dream of being a surgeon a reality, I have contemplated suicide...
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    Sapphire14 Sapphire14 18-21, F Aug 13

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    AutoLove0 AutoLove0 22-25, F Aug 3

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    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 6

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    Ever since I could remember I have had cracked heels....I get them pretty deep to a point where they bleed. I use a product called Gold Heel Balm and it works wonders in three days...
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Alternatively you could store the tooth inside of a glass of cold milk and promptly plan an appointment by contacting the practice. Hardly ever consider to replace a baby tooth...
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