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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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