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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's so hilarious because sometimes I just joke so much in my head that I actually have to tell myself ''oh my god you are hilarious you are so funny.'' Like today I did something...
    ZaquoyaTinsley ZaquoyaTinsley 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I hate myself or being weak, for being caring, sympathetic all these useless things that make the persona weak. I hate myself for bringing the pain on myself from my own...
    Ic3Queen Ic3Queen 22-25, F 1 day ago

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    I'm so hard on myself, especially when it comes to academics. I just received a poor grade on my paper, but I'm needing some advice on how to accept it, and not allow this one...
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    I talk to my self all the time my roommate used to listen about me and my bf but she thought I should give him up and it was impossible so she and I fight and decided that I...
    linda60 linda60 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    I am the worst person ever many times I do awful things. I test people I care about to see if they care. I hang with people I don't care about so those I do don't hurt me. I go...
    herealways2017 herealways2017 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 6

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    I get a new notification signal.. Then when I go to see what it is , there's nothing there ..... Happens a lot ... Just happened a minute ago again
    Winston335 Winston335 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 12

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    I believe God teaches us to always keep trying!!!! Even with ur last breath.. I've never been married but I strongly believe why marriages fail it is because couples get to...
    Incubusbunny Incubusbunny 22-25, F 1 Response Nov 12

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    Nobody listens to me here. I wanna move back. At least I knew I was wanted by some people there.
    Dynasty2000 Dynasty2000 13-15, F Nov 12

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    My cat always listens.... XD He probably thinks I'm a crazy!!
    xxrep99xx xxrep99xx 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    Addicts are our own worst critics. Am proof.
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 12

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    What is with all the stupid trending spam groups? ? how annoying.
    RememberingSunday22 RememberingSunday22 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 13

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    Heart attacks while taking seroquel. Added problems. But they still sell seroquel. Despite a pathetic lawsuit that bit them. Or nibbled on them. Wait. It hardly...
    OddlyScintilating OddlyScintilating 46-50, M Nov 13

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    If only they would listen more than they talk... LET ME GET A WORD IN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
    SurpriseMeToday SurpriseMeToday 18-21, F Nov 13

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    My mum doesn't respect me or listen to me. Unless her husband isn't around then she will listen. Otherwise I'm just a kid to her. I hate that she treats me like this...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Nov 13

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    Quite often it's the only way to have a decent conversation!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M Nov 13

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    Have you ever loved someone so much you'd give an arm for? Not the expression no, literally give an arm for. When they know they're your heart and you know you are their armor, and...
    Yourguardianangel9613 Yourguardianangel9613 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 14

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    The sound of laughter makes me angry but I find everything funny.
    imhim imhim 31-35, M Nov 16

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    When I was younger meeting people and getting to know them was so much easier because it was fun. Now I'm getting older and I feel like I have a sign on my face that says, "Don't...
    Justadarkhole Justadarkhole 22-25, M 6 days ago

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    Why am I looking for happiness in the same place I lost it? (scratches head)
    DNightTrain DNightTrain 26-30, M 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I had such a ****** day today so i decided to swim. i was lucky i didnt head right to the beach but i chose pool instead. I was swimming back and forth continuously for 45mins lap...
    DNightTrain DNightTrain 26-30, M 3 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    I honestly don't know what I'd do if I met myself.. In all honesty I really hate myself sometimes, but I also wouldn't ever want to be someone else. See, that's the confusing part...
    brimc7 brimc7 16-17, F Nov 13

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    I believe in myself, sometimes. I happen to believe in myself at this moment. I am having trouble holding onto this moment. I keep thinking about a person that doesn't like me. I...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 1 day ago

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    Sometimes that's what aspergers feels like...
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 2 hrs ago

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    i dont know if i get possessed or if i am clueless to life but i dont know whats wrong with me. everything i do is wrong. all the friends i make go away. i make the worng decisions...
    unlovednbroken unlovednbroken 18-21, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I had not been out buttcrack flashing in a week so I was prepared to get pretty turned on. Now it was Friday so me and my friend Kate (also a buttcrack flasher) went too target and...
    bootyXD bootyXD 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    Everyday I feel emptier then the last. My mouth is usually sealed shut with a permanent smile. I try not to give in to the urges. But looking closely you'll see small scars. Seeing...
    mangadrawer12321 mangadrawer12321 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 4

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    i like to sing but have trouble with my voice cracking so i only sing to myself :(
    Kanimaz Kanimaz 13-15, F Nov 9

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    I go to a small school. I've gone their since junior kindergarden and am now in Grade 10 at that same school. It's a Jewish school. There are 7 other kids in my grade. Last year...
    splrful splrful 22-25, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I suffer from depression, I self harm almost every night now and I have a lot of suicidal thoughts. I get bullied for my appearance, skin colour and weight. My parents expect me to...
    IllBeGoneSoon IllBeGoneSoon 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 30

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    I find myself really hating the things that I do, the feelings that I have, or the inadequacies that I feel. I envy sometimes people who are bold and fearless in trying new things...
    liveurbestlifenow liveurbestlifenow 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 14

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    I had Lasik surgery done on my eyes. I had one eye done for close and one eye done for far. My friend and I were driving down the highway. I saw a dead deer on the side of the road...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F Oct 26

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    Long Distance... Snow storm, poor conditions... Received a phone call... Missed log, it rings again... Pick up, SEND button, inhale... That voice, on the other end... Exhale...
    DiamondPrincess89 DiamondPrincess89 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 29

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    The urge never goes away. As a matter of fact, I kind of want to cut right now. Since I quit I never have, but when I feel bad and have no outlet for my feelings, cutting again...
    SpilledSecrets SpilledSecrets 22-25, F Oct 29

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    I've used crack for half my life. It's saved my life on more than one occasion. Though it's cost me more than I wish.
    christinecrazy christinecrazy 46-50, F 4 Responses Nov 7

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    Bones cracking and shifting, skin tearing agony only I can see, animal within released, primal instinct wild senses sharpened. Acute awareness awash in emotion, painful psychic...
    LittleBirds0827 LittleBirds0827 36-40, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    Oh my God. I feel like I'm craving for it. Like its a hunger. I just want to grab a knife and just slice my skin to ease the pain. Why? Just why? I want this to stop, I've been...
    CurvyBones17 CurvyBones17 16-17, F Nov 17

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    Matt's testimony - Delivered from crack cocaine
    Heavenbound5511 Heavenbound5511 36-40, F 5 hrs ago

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    sometimes,i wonder if i am the one that don't even know how to live my life or life is meant to be difficult.many things happened this few years back.everyone told i have changed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 27

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    I've stayed at my sister's every night this week except this night. She went out to eat, and I'd just be sitting there doing nothing anyway. I ended up going to my niece's and...
    NastasyaFilippovna NastasyaFilippovna 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    Sometimes I wish I was beautiful. Sometimes I wish I was rich... or at least wealthy.I wish I had that confidence...that relief.Maybe then I'd have some sort of chance. Why is it...
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 30

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    I feel like an outsider everywhere I go. It's like I'm trapped inside a bubble when I'm at work and school an I want so badly to come out of it and be myself because I'm just like...
    pollo3 pollo3 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 3

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