Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 102 People

    As I'm sure many of you do

    as well. Need a little help here. While I don't have a problem with overly baggy eyes, I do have this annoying thin blue vertical line that starts about my forehead and extends down through my nose. Anyone here aware of any secrets to deal with this problem??? I've included a...
    ShortySammie ShortySammie 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 16

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    For anyone texting/emailing/private messaging/kinky chatting/etc me, let it be known that the following applies. Letters: b c g k r u y These are letters, not words. You will...
    SubSided SubSided 46-50, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    my short-term memory and complete and utter dumbness cracks me up most of the time, if im not laughing about it im really pissed about it in the most introvert way. Itreally...
    skinnyray skinnyray 26-30, M May 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I try as hard as I can to make those I love and admire proud of me, but every day in some way I'm told "You're not good enough" or "you're not attractive at all." I try to prove I...
    SomethingThatWorks SomethingThatWorks 18-21, F May 5

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I've been having a hard time finding any kind of feelings about anything lately. Nothing excites me anymore. Life just never seems to move forward to me. I'm mostly the same person...
    ianbrewman ianbrewman 26-30, T 2 Responses May 14

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I hate myself for the decisions I have to make
    Stucat Stucat 16-17, M 1 Response May 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you're holding your pee cause you're to lazy to get up, it may not be the best choice to watch a tsunami documentary
    makeupismycrack77 makeupismycrack77 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 26

    Your Response

    Cancel
    O. M. F !!!! Lmao now only a true friend could send a guy this and not expect an *** whoopen . Thxs ya **** lmfao
    HammerD08 HammerD08 31-35, M 2 Responses May 15

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I remember on January 17th I went to sleep hahaha yeah I laugh at my own jokes
    NathanJMontes NathanJMontes 16-17, M 2 Responses May 17

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Is it just me or am I funnier when no ones around? Eh, eh? :)
    JustThatTypicalWhiteGirl JustThatTypicalWhiteGirl 18-21, F 4 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lol I'm so goofy...I just love to laugh :P
    Mvrcus Mvrcus 22-25, M 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    On the daily especially at work!
    Cat052314 Cat052314 26-30, F 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    SOMEONE HELP SOMEONE HAS BEEN KILLED AT PROM okay miss please calm down we dont want a panic at the disco *i write sins not tragedies starts playing*
    Beaniesandbands1 Beaniesandbands1 13-15, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I'm always thinking that I owe people explanations for the way I act. I feel like they have the right to know so no one will think any less of me. But in reality, regardless of...
    SentimentalMood SentimentalMood 36-40, F 1 Response Apr 28

    Your Response

    Cancel
    *smashes face into keyboard until I'm expired*
    cartoonblankets cartoonblankets 18-21, M May 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    lol even my mom feels bad for anyone who dates me
    cartoonblankets cartoonblankets 18-21, M May 8

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Started a new college, sit alone at class everyday , spend my breaks alone. When its time for group project, I let everyone choose their grooup members first. When they are done...
    YongTauFoo YongTauFoo 18-21, F 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I enjoy talking to people that understands my sense of humor. I'm weird, awkward, and silly. Sometimes I crack myself up
    constancemariefat constancemariefat 22-25, F 7 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It doesnt always mean i want to change..sometimes i just want someone to understand,not try to change me....am i not good enough or something? If i was,.. then no one would want me...
    bunnydisaster77 bunnydisaster77 22-25, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    i despise conflict. it makes me physically ill. i will retreat into myself, sometimes for days, weeks, or years, to avoid conflict and create harmony. BUT that means sacrificing a...
    tryingtobeamazing tryingtobeamazing 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I cant seem to combat against it for very long, my mind always seems to find its way trickling back into thoughts of him...He, who is my best friend. I felt awkward about the...
    SophisticatedPsychopath SophisticatedPsychopath 22-25, F 1 min ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Only when my crush is over at my house and is hanging out with my brother or someone. I try to stay in my room I'm sure he knows I like him, but it's hard to talk to him as if...
    SymphonyChild SymphonyChild 13-15, F 4 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I pride myself on the intelligence I've cultivated. But I, too, am susceptible to moronic behavior. Those alcohol-induced moments...some of them wonderful, some of them frightening...
    DisappearIntoSilence DisappearIntoSilence 31-35, F 1 Response May 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Why we care about what others think of us? Why am I so care abt what they think? What I want to please them? Why can't I be myself, I hate myself for pretending,I hate those kind...
    lVll lVll 13-15, F 1 hr ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My back has started cracking for the first time in my life, starting about 8 months ago. It's just a little few just to the left of the spine, when I turn the muscles a certain way...
    frigidifold frigidifold 26-30, F Apr 27

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Mmmm crackers! I love crackers. Crackers in my belly? Yes please
    NachoKitty NachoKitty 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It’s weird to think how my life has changed so much just within a very short period of time. When I first started college, I wanted to get away from home. I’m not the biggest...
    Haywee123 Haywee123 22-25, F May 10

    Your Response

    Cancel
    When I was about 12 years old, my neighbor and my brother were telling me a story. I never met the family of my neighbor before nor do I know them, my brother used to go to same...
    RestlessFlame RestlessFlame 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Lately,I've been feeling SUPER grouchy,grumpy and surprisingly sensitive. Usually,I'm feeling happy and having fun and be myself,and normally when people insult me,I insult them...
    potatogirlz potatogirlz 13-15, F 2 Responses May 2

    Your Response

    Cancel
    It appears that I have done it again, only this time hurting another and not just myself. Ive started to see a pattern developing (maybe I always did it?), that when 'He' hurts me...
    MissTerious4 MissTerious4 36-40, F 9 Responses May 7

    Your Response

    Cancel
    For 20 years, off and on, here and there. I just want for once to be with a beautiful woman who loves crack but will love me more. I only do it to find the love of my life. I hope...
    TheGlassPrison TheGlassPrison 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    heh guys good crack and cocain great in stock discret packaging and delivery hit me up ASAP
    drodre40 drodre40 26-30, T 2 Responses Apr 30

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Despair seeps through the walls coating the very air with a stench of foreboding. Lost souls gather to compare scars, their emotions bleeding out into the carpet, flatlining with...
    Superficialsaint Superficialsaint 31-35, F 4 Responses May 4

    Your Response

    Cancel
    looking for like minded female crack smokers. I smoke daily will supply.nonviolent, friendly,down to earth. just looking for a female partner to smoke with.
    mrmiricle mrmiricle 46-50, M May 6

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love when girls are in skinny jeans and when they bend over or sit Down there but crack come out
    RHYSl RHYSl 13-15, M 1 Response May 12

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I don't know why but I have always felt like others are more important. I'll always try to cheer up my friends e even if I'm also suffering. I'll just suck it up, crack a joke and...
    ChubbyFox ChubbyFox 18-21, M 1 Response May 13

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Ok now true story This crazy woman so sweet All of a sudden knows my name Hates my guts Attacked me And idk dumb looking crackhead And now it's two of them and They live near...
    hunlove hunlove 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I always believed in the inherent consistency of myself; that, since I was depressed as a child, being down in the dumps is just a fact for me...as if it's my hometown that I am...
    Ewoo Ewoo 16-17 2 Responses 3 days ago