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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    As I'm sure many of you do

    as well. Need a little help here. While I don't have a problem with overly baggy eyes, I do have this annoying thin blue vertical line that starts about my forehead and extends down through my nose. Anyone here aware of any secrets to deal with this problem??? I've included a...
    ShortySammie ShortySammie 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 16

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    I don't mean like if I have the answer to question or something and sometimes you might just say ''yes!'' out loud as a sort of 'well done' to yourself. It's kinda different for me...
    Eninferno Eninferno 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I think about this sometimes, mostly what my nieces and nephews would think. I would be the third in my immediate family to commit suicide to do this and absolutely certain this...
    asert12345678 asert12345678 31-35, M 1 hr ago

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    Ive been doing good for almost 2 years. About a week ago i started smoking again. But not only that its smoking weed cigarets drinking and taking pain pills just to get through...
    holehearted79 holehearted79 36-40, F 7 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    for control.. I control what I consume. I control how much weight I lose. I am in control of my mind, myself, and my life.
    XxLifelike XxLifelike 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    I don't know how to stop. I've realised I'm not my own friend. I don't even know the person in the mirror. My heart aches because I want to love myself so much, not no matter what...
    Abcdefghijessy Abcdefghijessy 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    a message i sent to a girl that is having despair and wanting to die:: "no, sweetie, i don't judge you. i understand it's probably just become an obsession to ease your pain or...
    amazedbygrace amazedbygrace 31-35, F 4 hrs ago

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    It feels so ******* bad...especially after you've spoiled a relationship and you're the only one that's in love. I can't stop thinking of what I could've done to make it better...I...
    Kbrabbit Kbrabbit 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    {{4:56AM}} So much about me is so f*cked up. Most things I can never tell people because it's so personal.~ I need to better myself for me and if I want to live the life I truly...
    xMellowButterflyx xMellowButterflyx 18-21, F 3 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    LOL I can't help but laugh reading the tittle,I find it funny for some reason,maybe it's because i tend to find humor in irony's,cynicism and dark things.And this seems somewhat...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    I have low self esteem.. I'm working on it.I know I have something that is unique. I'm trying to embrace it but as hard it is to stand out from crowd so is temptation to fit in...
    ThisIsMeYeah2 ThisIsMeYeah2 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    I feel like I should just put and end to myself sometimes, well most of the time.
    staygoldenbaby staygoldenbaby 16-17, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and...
    sugarbiscuts sugarbiscuts 31-35, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I was at my bank today waiting in line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little...
    sugarbiscuts sugarbiscuts 31-35, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I think of farts and make fart noise and I laugh at myself
    DatBoy13 DatBoy13 13-15, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I've come to the conclusion that I think I'm much funnier than I actually am. **** it if someone else cant find the humor in my humor.
    Tp8z Tp8z 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    sometimes I think about it.how it felt to feel something just to remember I'm still alive to feel something other than numb something that hurt less than the emotional pain.I've...
    youngkinyteenmom youngkinyteenmom 18-21, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    hymn of nothingness oh i have serve feels like eternity to feel...joy and sadness illuminate my path with darkness and nothingness away from all this madness unite me with...
    anotherclone anotherclone 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    Just about the time I think I have everything in my life under control, I realize I don't, not really. Then I begin to think about why I don't. That leads me to a thinking of a...
    comeonletsgo comeonletsgo 61-65, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    She's only 17, her whole life's ahead of her. She hates school because the people there discredit her. Her boyfriend tries to show her that's not how it seems. But everyday she...
    lilithity lilithity 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    When I meet someone who has (especially) a feature, for example a really cute, pointed nose, I get soo jealous and I feel like an ugly piece of **** because my nose is kinda long...
    Eninferno Eninferno 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Not sometimes haha but most of the time. I hate being in situations where I have to talk to strangers. And when I'm forced to talk, every word out of my mouth is literally so...
    Taniays Taniays 18-21, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    dear future husband...what do you call a cow with no legs...
    sugarbiscuts sugarbiscuts 31-35, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    give me a reason not to cut rn?....
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Whyyyy in the world do I like hearing myself crack my joints? Its not even the feeling its hearing the house that makes me feel like "ok mission accomplished." Lol sometimes I dont...
    Overtherainbow66 Overtherainbow66 22-25, F a week ago

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    yah n I been it a lot more, lately I jus tend to isolate myself sometimes....
    craigslist504 craigslist504 36-40 Aug 21

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    Sometimes, I get these moments.... Even when I'm reading books, taking a shower, or studying, I have these thoughts that flit through my mind; "God, I'm such a failure... Is there...
    twylarose twylarose 22-25, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    ever just start giggling when you're in serious trouble ?I rear ended a guy and we pulled over. turns out he was a dwarf and he walks back to me and looks up and says I'm not Happy...
    Kentex Kentex 56-60, M 3 Responses Aug 19

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    About three years ago I met some interesting people. I had never even thought of smoking crack until I met them. Man did it take my life from me for a short time. I was only...
    Krisco1970 Krisco1970 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    You **** with me I **** with you
    andreaa01 andreaa01 13-15, F Aug 18

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    I used to think about hanging myself and imagine the moment my neck snapped at the bottom of the drop. It seemed so satisfying in my imagination. Like cracking a joint but a...
    iacob iacob 26-30, T 1 Response Aug 17

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    I feel bad sometimes cuz my best friends needs me sometimes but I can't deal with the outside sometimes
    silverxrose silverxrose 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 17

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    I have never admitted this to anyone, but I self-punish. The thing is, I've always done this. I remember doing it when I was two years old. A lot of times, I'll get into moods...
    ChristineGalaxies ChristineGalaxies 13-15, F Aug 16

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    Why do I have to keep letting myself down all the time? I work so hard to keep everything together, I've been happy and content all day then I had to ruin it. I'm such an idiot. I...
    lovetodraw19 lovetodraw19 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 15

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    Sometimes I wish I could just fit in, but I don't have the energy. Too much effort I tell myself. I would rather be alone. Then why do I stand on the outside of a group of people...
    Worthy63 Worthy63 51-55, F 4 Responses Aug 15

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    As a young child I truly and honestly believed I had a power. That I, the worthless, possessed a skill, a gift no other was granted with. The ability to go along unseen, unheard...
    Hunttheheartofblack Hunttheheartofblack 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 15

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    hooooo man that was good .......I'm thinking to myself. .....then I do what no self respecting sarcasm lover wound do and go and repeat myself hoping they will get it. which they...
    Kentex Kentex 56-60, M Aug 13

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