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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    As I'm sure many of you do

    as well. Need a little help here. While I don't have a problem with overly baggy eyes, I do have this annoying thin blue vertical line that starts about my forehead and extends down through my nose. Anyone here aware of any secrets to deal with this problem??? I've included a...
    ShortySammie ShortySammie 41-45, M Feb 16, 2015

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    More than just sometimes, which is probably why I almost always hate texting or calling people first. Especially if it's someone I like. I feel like that would make me needy or...
    Triztemuneca87 Triztemuneca87 26-30, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Mmmmmm I just gorged on breakfast till my pajamas pants strained under the weight of my belly and rolled all the way down. I eventually had to take them off because I bloated...
    rubmyenormousbelly rubmyenormousbelly 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    I cant speak, I can't write sometimes. because I am starting to shaking and feeling cold. I feel like something is sitting on my chest when I remember what I am going through...
    darklotus01 darklotus01 13-15, T 6 hrs ago

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    knowing Your Own self More Deeply is also a Way of Improving myself
    Amnik Amnik 26-30, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    On the Verge of Understanding Myself more Deeply ... Amazing Feeling
    Amnik Amnik 26-30, F 7 hrs ago

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    It was Begging of September of 2015... I was invited to a Wedding to a military buddy of mine. And I was feeling more Obligated to go because I am a man of my word.. I woke up that...
    Micheael Micheael 26-30, M 4 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    when i was a teenager, my dream in life was to be a guy.. i started growing some hair in my underarm, and it annoys me.. i shaved it once with a razor, but after 2 weeks the hair...
    blitzkrieg7 blitzkrieg7 22-25, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    At 19 I decided that I was ready to fall in love. I met a boy through mutual friends, we talked all night, and I knew he was the one I would open my heart to. Our relationship...
    Halfapersonn Halfapersonn 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    I have really bad attachment and trust issues and sometimes I'm grateful for them because they save me from getting myself hurt or heartbroken but sometimes I hate them because I...
    haileeilenenanderson haileeilenenanderson 13-15, F 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    My Dad once told me the only way to rid of spiders in my bed was to eat an orange, that they hated the smell of citrus. One night I was so terrified of bugs tickling my skin that I...
    Myplethora Myplethora 22-25, F 19 hrs ago

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    I'll try to keep this short: I hate everything. I am 35, no talents, scary UGLY, and fat. Everyone hates me also. This isn't a feeling. I'm not a good person to be around. I'm...
    YAGWIT YAGWIT 26-30 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I am so technology challenged. Certain things I can figure out fairly easily, but some things just seem like brain surgery to me. I just got a new phone and I spent a good hour...
    AmayaTsuki AmayaTsuki 26-30, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    My middle name is Maura. I have insomnia. I have been with my boyfriend for almost three years. Family is a word that doesn't mean much to me anymore when it comes to my blood...
    lizzie9787 lizzie9787 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    When I say I hate myself, that is a little stretched, because I love how I am with people, I have compassion for everyone. I love how sensitive I am to others, but what I do hate...
    Kailey76 Kailey76 36-40, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    I feel that most people in my life are only there due to convenience. I don't feel any "bond" or connection with even my closest friends and family anymore. I know it's my fault...
    Sparklyblueunicorns Sparklyblueunicorns 22-25, F 5 Responses Feb 3

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    I always mess up everything. I think too far ahead, I'm too hopeful.. but at the same time you say I'm too pessimistic.. it's either I'm too pessimistic or I'm too optimistic. you...
    Caitlinsmith1636 Caitlinsmith1636 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    So very, sadly, true. I realize I am a part of society, like we all are, unless we are secluded in a cabin in the woods (maybe in the deep northern woods of Canada?). I am just a...
    PixieParty PixieParty 31-35, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    I am a recovering male anorexic who has been in outpatient therapy since March of last year. Back in June, I wasn't improving at all, and was starting to get very sick. It got to...
    Caridinals21 Caridinals21 22-25, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    "So what next??" I happen to ask this question to myself everyday and the problem is that each time I get a new answer. Yes, I'm unsure about where my life is leading to and so...
    Zoro94 Zoro94 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    Sometimes I get so frustrated, when I was younger I has such a deep connection with myself I knew exactly what I was feeling and why, now I feel stupid and disconnected with myself...
    PoetryApocolypse PoetryApocolypse 18-21, F Jan 31

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    The feeling comes and goes, some days are better / worse than others; sometimes the feeling comes out of nowhere, sometimes it is triggered.. It can disappear just as randomly, but...
    WithClouds WithClouds 26-30, M Jan 29

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    Empty space Self erase Losing faith Fall from grace Endless void Heart devoid Paranoid Hope destroyed Shut down Meltdown Ghost town Breakdown Star struck Bad luck I'm...
    Angelofthesilence Angelofthesilence 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    My life is too pitiful, too complicated, and I don't think there is someone who can crack me up better than I do
    GotothehellDad GotothehellDad 22-25, F Jan 29

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    Exhale The hallowed parts of my heart Held tight by silk webs stretched across The liquid movement My feet don't touch the floor Tilting room Spinning slowly Almost wouldn't...
    Angelofthesilence Angelofthesilence 31-35, F Jan 28

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    UPDATED I was taking a shower, when I swung around on my left hand side. I felt pain on the side of my tummy, and something moving around. I felt something pulling and pushing. I...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F Jan 28

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    So I bought this door mat that says "Welcome to the Dark Side" (no, not the Star Wars kind of nonsense). As every normal person I put it so that anyone who enters my living place...
    trancexpress trancexpress 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 28

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    I guess I didn't love you then. I thought I did--but, I kept trying to replace you with him, because I thought you were a time machine. My second crush, let me time travel back to...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 61-65, M Jan 27

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    Honestly explaining myself to someone is the hardest thing, because nobody understands. I'm not like anyone In my family, my family always just thinks I'm a defective child who...
    bflyboo14 bflyboo14 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    Sometimes I make it really easy for me to walk away and stop talking to someone without caring much... It's just self defense and protection of myself. Then... Sometimes it's...
    endlessl0ve endlessl0ve 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    I gotta admit, I am one seriously funny white boy!
    Pauly1904 Pauly1904 41-45, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    I must admit after being in a relationship all my life almost and now becoming single for the first time and i decided i was going to work on me time so therefore i am alone almost...
    lilprincess7771 lilprincess7771 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 26

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    I'm so very funny at 3am. I once spent half an hour laughing at a chest of drawers. Ha ha ha. The overtired state of mind seems to bend my senses when it comes down to what is...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jan 26

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    I'm a guy, do any girls (or guys) want to share butt crack pics? You can message me if you want!
    gthev123 gthev123 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I have been with my husband for 10 years, married for 6. We have 3 children together and I have an older son. My spouse is younger than me by a few years. When we were dating...
    jpslone0821 jpslone0821 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Today I felt the need to draw a goddess card again... Yes, I am into esoterics and I know- I may be a little weird for some, but I choose to deal with my problems using my ways...
    swallow90 swallow90 51-55, F 3 Responses Jan 23

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    You would not believe your eyesIf ten million firefliesLit up the world as I fell asleep'Cause they'd fill the open airAnd leave tear drops everywhereYou'd think me rudeBut I would...
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