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I Crack Myself Up Sometimes

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    Backward

    someone on this site asked the question a few years ago, which i discovered today, if i ever met anyone who wrote backwards. yes. i'm one of those persons that can write backwards, and simultaneous write with the opposing hand. Mirror imaging. Everyone seems to be in awe of...
    greekghita greekghita 56-60 Dec 3, 2012

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    Raviolis

    I stopped by my folks house for a visit . . . my mom was making dinner and I was told to go keep my brother company in the living room . . . so off I went and there he was sitting on the couch . . . I sat down in the recliner . . . and asked him what mom was making for dinner...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 6 Responses Jan 29, 2013

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    I Just Laugh And Laugh And Laugh Out Of The Nowhere...

    Sometimes I'll be sitting in class and all of a sudden, just out of nowhere, I start thinking about the most retarded things.  I space out and think about stuff like, "I want to invent a completely deformed unicorn that looks weird, but is also beautiful." or "I wonder if it's...
    deadmoon deadmoon 18-21, F 5 Responses Dec 20, 2010

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    It's Essential

    As a dear friend of mine on the east coast always tells me: "You have to be able to laugh at yourself first, or it's simply going to be more difficult to laugh at anything else." I have to agree with her. EPeace
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 20, 2010

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    I can get so aggravated at myself sometimes. I sometimes say or do the wrong thing an later on i will mentally kill myself asking "Why the hell did i do that??"
    Sierra1993 Sierra1993 18-21, F Oct 15

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    I hate myself right now. I'm so stupid. why do I even try? I mean it's not like I'm worth anything. I don't even understand why he would love me. All I do is mess everything up...
    whispywind whispywind 13-15, F Oct 12

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    Yes guys.. It's another post about how bad my life sucks... Firstly.. This isn't where I wanted to be at this age, I'm not smart, and I won't go to college, This isn't...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 9

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    Hello to all I'm just wondering you all well not all ask something on your profile and I try to help others and yes I be a smat *** to but I will take time answer or just put...
    daddylove4u daddylove4u 51-55, M Oct 19

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    I'm such a **** up.........
    HisDaysAreNumbered HisDaysAreNumbered 18-21, M 4 Responses Oct 21

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    I feel so lost and empty and hurt. I feel l like I lose everything I dare to feel strongly for. what I felt with him was beyond love, it was beyond words our logic or reason. It...
    LittleBirds0827 LittleBirds0827 36-40, F 1 Response Oct 22

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    Did a tumblr post in relation to this go check it out http://chanelconoco.tumblr.com
    someoneforyou12 someoneforyou12 22-25, F a week ago

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    Maybe it's just Monday, but I find my mind wandering down deep dark holes. Wondering what if and that might be fun to try... I scare myself sometimes... Lol
    3Dogmatic 3Dogmatic 36-40, M Oct 13

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    Im 24 years old, and I have a pretty face, I have gorgeous boyfriend, I know I am intelligent, on the outside people think that I am so lucky. It's so easy to pretend, but I...
    lostinthisnightmare lostinthisnightmare 22-25, F 6 Responses Oct 8

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    I've made my own way through life, my parents gave me way too much freedom. I chose everything for myself. Sometimes I wish that I was disciplined more because I have way too much...
    foreverby foreverby 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Cracka-***-Cracka! I don't hate crackas. I am a Cracka.
    LifeDispenser LifeDispenser 31-35, M Oct 14

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    This is my 1st post, my name is ally I'm 18 and i do gymnastics as a hobbie and live in Arizona. I go to college on AZ and from michigan. I came home for chirstmas and hung out...
    Allygym67 Allygym67 18-21, F 5 Responses Oct 7

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    Well I feel like I'm never satisfied with myself. I can never do anything right or please anybody. Sometimes I'll cry randomly because I'm frustrated or just tired of everything...
    andreaespe andreaespe 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I was looking at flats for rent, because I didn't know where the area was I got a taxi ride to the place. I ended up next door where I was meant to be and the taxi driver said...
    paragra paragra 18-21 19 hrs ago

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    So I just finished waxing myself.... Not quit a manzilian but close! C#ck, balls! and crack anyway.
    fun4meak fun4meak 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 2

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    Even irregular beats become rhythm, rhythm, rhythm after a time and pain becomes normal when given in low enough doses. Administered perfectly in sync with the metronome, life...
    pokerface14 pokerface14 36-40, M Oct 6

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    Okay, so, in a few hours I'll be 61 years old. (STILL old enough to be my own grandfather.) In dog years I'd be dead by now. (In mayfly years I'd be REALLY dead!) I see myself...
    musicbook musicbook 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    We didn’t know if we had An hour or a lifetime So we cracked our ripe hearts open And feasted on them like melons Love dripping wet off our faces Drowning the world in our joy...
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I suffer from depression, I self harm almost every night now and I have a lot of suicidal thoughts. I get bullied for my appearance, skin colour and weight. My parents expect me to...
    IllBeGoneSoon IllBeGoneSoon 13-15, F 3 Responses 20 hrs ago

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    Every person have emotions inside of them. Just like me myself and I. I'm the type of person to bottled up my emotions and use other ways to express myself. I express myself...
    msunique1989 msunique1989 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 18

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    I was in 4th grade and it was a rainy day at school so everyone stayed inside during recess. Some girls were running around the room playing their version of hide and seek tag. One...
    Lookin4Cracks Lookin4Cracks 22-25, M Oct 8

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    Lets just get into it. I forgot an equation and my mum yelled at me for about 2 hours and at some point I just cracked. Often when she speaks I just get so frustrated I try to pull...
    firnin firnin 13-15, M Oct 17

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    My colleague at work had soup so I gave her a palmful of my "Scroccos", a type of traditional italian square-shaped, puny cracker. She loved them. I was awarded with Doritos from...
    psycopower90 psycopower90 22-25, M Oct 17

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    How do I STAY motivated to workout? especially since its getting colder outside in the winter months. Is it crazy to try to eat healthy in the winter when everyone is trying to...
    beccaishere89 beccaishere89 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 22

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    I really hate myself. I act like a 5 year old in so many situations and I really don't understand myself. I don't understand why I have friends, sometimes I act like SUCH a...
    mrskoala mrskoala 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I don't know how this really goes. But I've been driven to this point. To the point where I'm moaning on the internet to people who don't know or care about me because I have no...
    paigezero paigezero 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 3

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    I want to give this a try again, I did this a while ago when I was obsessed about being skinny even tho I was. I used to drink only water and if I got hungry I would eat 3-4...
    IzzySparks IzzySparks 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 3

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    Sometimes I hate that I'm too nice. I sometimes find it hard to say no to people. Especially when people at work ask me to cover for them all the time. I'd like to have a day off...
    JustDevy JustDevy 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    I am from Florida. I enjoy walking. I am left handed. I love accents. I love those long, deep fried Chinese curled crackers in the little bags. I've always wanted to be a voice...
    QueenofShebah QueenofShebah 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    I am the tiger bright in the dead of night, carrying my blood red heart, deep in my chest as I come for you. The arteries pumping, my eyes fat, my feet tasting of the ground's...
    Faerylight Faerylight 41-45, F 6 Responses Oct 22

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    Barrier 4 The lingering scent, Breathes a sweet desire, You've made this meal, Knowing memories were hired, Whisking away, whistling the day, I think and ponder, is it worth...
    ymfas ymfas 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    I had Lasik surgery done on my eyes. I had one eye done for close and one eye done for far. My friend and I were driving down the highway. I saw a dead deer on the side of the road...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 4 days ago

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    sometimes,i wonder if i am the one that don't even know how to live my life or life is meant to be difficult.many things happened this few years back.everyone told i have changed...
    priya1012 priya1012 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Long Distance... Snow storm, poor conditions... Received a phone call... Missed log, it rings again... Pick up, SEND button, inhale... That voice, on the other end... Exhale...
    DiamondPrincess89 DiamondPrincess89 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I've stayed at my sister's every night this week except this night. She went out to eat, and I'd just be sitting there doing nothing anyway. I ended up going to my niece's and...
    NastasyaFilippovna NastasyaFilippovna 22-25, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Sometimes I wish I was beautiful. Sometimes I wish I was rich... or at least wealthy.I wish I had that confidence...that relief.Maybe then I'd have some sort of chance. Why is it...
    irreelevance irreelevance 16-17, F 7 hrs ago

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    I was always the most Introverted person you could know. Or not know. I never let anyone inside. I was always very quiet, always listening even when people thought no one was...
    dadhereforyou dadhereforyou 51-55, M 3 Responses Oct 14

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    It just started after my moms divorce I knew I didn't make it happen but I was only 6 so I was mad and upset I actually had to go to counseling for it because I was threatening to...
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F Oct 21

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    I Get Lonely Sometimes Not Everything Is Always As It Seems~ One of my friends last night got to talking about all the places I have friends to talk to. Here, facebook, yahoo, kik...
    SimplyK SimplyK 56-60, M Oct 1

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    I Get Lonely Sometimes Not Everything Is Always As It Seems~ One of my friends last night got to talking about all the places I have friends to talk to. Here, f.acebook, y.ahoo, k...
    SimplyK SimplyK 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I knew that long time back, I have myself, and ONLY myself. But Idk why I keep on forgetting, Idk why I am fooled easily into forgetting facts and into believing in things that...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 2

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    don't we all? I mean we tell people advice all the time. hoping that they will remember it one day and be grateful that it was said in that time. sometimes I tell people little...
    ashbomb ashbomb 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 6

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    It's so comforting to have my hand in my panties and just pet softly. Sometimes it builds to ************ but sometimes it simply stays at touching myself. It's really a wonderful...
    DenverGirl25 DenverGirl25 22-25, F 21 Responses Oct 7

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