I 'd Like to Buy the World a Coke

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    I would like to buy the world a Coke

    but I like to add a tab bit of Crown Royal in mine. It puts the world in a hell of a lot better mood and there are plenty of people around here that could use it.
    lasergraph lasergraph
    66-70, M
    1 Response Oct 28, 2014

    Sit on a cloud, pour it,

    and watch everybody deal with the stickiness.
    Nest37 Nest37
    36-40, M
    1 Response Sep 3, 2014

    Why not, a refreshing drink

    that can be enjoyed 24-7 I have it sometimes for breakfast and its a drink that can go with any kind of food my little way of cheering up some of the miserable b@stards in the world have a coke and enjoy :-))
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Jul 28, 2014

    Maaaannn...I'd like to,

    but... First I have to buy a round trip to Columbia. Rob a cartel and escape alive. Then I need to buy billions of small ziplocks, tiny mirrors and razor blades. It's just too much man. It's too much.
    ArtsyPatrick ArtsyPatrick
    41-45, M
    Sep 18, 2014

    I would.I would,as long

    as I don't have ta heart all of ya's:)
    bohaven bohaven
    51-55, M
    Aug 22, 2014

    Buy a Coke, because sometimes they don't have

    Pepsi. (Join "I Am Cemone Georgiou Andrea" for regular updates on the modelling.)
    deleted deleted
    10 Responses Jun 22, 2015

    Actually no. Coke is nice

    once in a while. But, it rots your teeth and raises your blood sugar in ways that nature didn't intent. The ad back in the 70's was nice, but the original song was better, at least the notion was. Having people sing in harmony. It would be good for people to actually...
    Some1umayNo Some1umayNo
    46-50, M
    Mar 26, 2015

    Tell ya what, I'll make you a deal.

    If I buy everyone in the world a coke, everyone in the world also has to buy me a coke of the same size! That way, everyone is happy right? You all get your cokes and I get my 7 billion? I thought that was a fair trade...
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jul 19, 2014

    And as soon as there's no more coke in the

    world, I would buy them a Pepsi! :D
    Whoami30 Whoami30
    31-35, M
    1 Response Mar 31, 2014


    Dunno about the world, but one person in particular anyway ;-)
    FordPrefect42 FordPrefect42
    41-45, M
    8 Responses Jun 19, 2011

    Or Pepsi, or Dr. Pepper,

    or Tab, or whatever the heck the world prefers.
    nightpatroller78 nightpatroller78
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Jan 2, 2015


    ... at least a doobie.  Maybe if some of the uptight uptight people had a joint to smoke the world could be more relaxed. :D
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Jun 19, 2011

    Let's buy the World a Coke

    and keep it company .
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 8, 2014

    Coke is one of the greatest concoctions to ever

    grace our beverage selection. Plus you can mix it with nearly any alcohol, and still have great drink. All you Pepsi fans can go eat a shoe :-P
    deleted deleted
    Dec 14, 2013
    DanielleNaielle DanielleNaielle
    Feb 24, 2014

    If I could buy a coke

    for everyone I would ... Lol
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses Dec 16, 2014
    deleted deleted
    Jun 8, 2015

    Coca Cola For Everyone!

    Yeah, I wish I could buy everyone in the world a coke. Just the thought of it makes me happy. Such a small thing, really. I single coke. But wouldn't it be great if I could do that? A small gift for each person on the planet. A token of love. "Here, stranger, have a coke. Enjoy...
    FriendlyBryan FriendlyBryan
    46-50, M
    3 Responses Dec 15, 2013

    How come society makes us feel bad

    for thinking out the box when all the time it's made up to control us. Come play at secreterotica . com it's sexy, fun the groups and library are wicked and no BS censorship either.
    YouKnowItMakesSense YouKnowItMakesSense
    31-35, M
    Nov 28, 2014

    NO WAY

    Sad fact of life Pepsi rules
    rickibrat2 rickibrat2
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 29, 2013

    And Furnish It With Love

    Grow Apple Trees and Honey Bees and Snow White Turtle Dove
    deleted deleted
    Nov 5, 2013

    I Loved Those Commercials

    They came out around Christmas time. Though it seems to me that there was a summer one as well.
    sp3gold sp3gold
    36-40, M
    1 Response Oct 13, 2013

    maybe. lol if ur all good boys

    and girls. lol :P
    SadisticPsychoBitch SadisticPsychoBitch
    31-35, F
    Sep 12, 2014
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Dec 20, 2014

    Except I don't really like Coke.

    How about a Heineken instead?
    Jericho7 Jericho7
    36-40, M
    1 Response May 23, 2014

    On A Hilltop In Italy

    On a hilltop in Italy We assembled young people From all over the world To bring you this message From Coca-Cola Bottlers All over the world It's the real thing - Coke. And they sang... I'd like to buy the world a home And furnish it with love Grow apple trees and honey bees And...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Oct 31, 2013

    I do home Coka Cola will produce the original

    formula one last time. I get so pissed at today's over emotional society. Of course its welcomed when a person has a warm, genuine, friendly smile. Its the other traits that worry me. People are rude, moody, angry, insensitive, and just generally all me me me me me!!! Perhaps a...
    manusundr manusundr
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jan 4, 2015

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    Bunni954 Bunni954
    26-30, T
    Apr 16, 2015
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 29, 2015
    61-65, M
    6 Responses Nov 10, 2013

    Loving The Coke Til The End Of The World Goes Broke

    when was real young i had my first soda who knew it would coke brother but all i can say coke keep it classic glass bottles and a fizzy stuner sooner or later i might just pass it to my brother passing a the world a coke til it goes broke ask yourself this which came first coke...
    coolchaser127 coolchaser127
    18-21, M
    Nov 28, 2013
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